Please have a try at using some brief ALT on those images you appreciate so much that you want to share them. There are sight impaired friends to be made here and they're so open to discovering the things that you share with as much wonder.

developed by the minnesota dept of health 🚬😎

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

Sometimes life is marginally satisfactory. This is not one of those times.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Coming up next on radio WWTF: John Cage’s long-lost composition, “Silent but Deadly.”

“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.

Cheeze-it would like to sing you the song of her people....it's called "Feed me"

Wow, they did all that and got *two* suspected gang members? Suspected? Wow. And two of them? Wow. Plus a guy with a previous charge of marihuana possession? Wow. Wow, that is impressive. Wow, when are we throwing these heroes a parade? Wow.

Remember about two weeks ago when there was this thing that was the most important thing in the world and now you don't even hear about it?

a mime is perfect to take control of a ship because they can lead a mute-iny

random editorial note: it’s not “baited breath” unless, e.g., you have a mouthful of worms

"Trump’s Cabinet meeting schedule," as drawn by Edith Pritchett. 🎨 wapo.st/4p1z9U3

American Horror Story: Do You Even Need to Ask Anymore

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. It was quite the shindig.

Attention @senangusking.bsky.social :

I've thought a lot about the scene in A Clockwork Orange where Alex finds out that the droogs he used to rampage with are now policemen

tilly no

Exit, pursued by a crab…

Why stop at company mergers? Billionaires could merge too. Instead of three guys, there could be just a BeZuckerMusk

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my senior yearbook, please take a seat. I have some devastating news.

Man, remember back when you'd read the news and the worst story was about a man who blew his mind out in a car 'cause he didn't notice that the lights had changed? Simpler times.

Yep. "The credo of MAGA: create a health crisis based on data that are unavailable & may not exist; misleading appraisals of the science; single studies that are preliminary, misinterpreted, or half remembered; and general amplification of misinformation." MAGA mayhem www.bmj.com/content/391/...

Paul Thomas Anderson’s new movie, One Beatle After Another.

Unless golf involves multiple scenes of goose related assaults, I don't give a fuck.

I dream that one day drivers will have the same patience for me crossing the street that they do waiting for a parking spot 10 feet closer to the mall entrance.

"I had a DNA test for dyslexia." ”AND?"

One day you’re up, next day you’re down. These push-ups are taking longer than expected.

Pumpkin spice eye drops. The burn means it's working.

This meeting could've been an unlubed large dildo.

“Never bet against meat being stupid.” –Philip J Fry (misheard)

There was a young man with a bong Who puffed at it all day long He sat in his room With Dark Side of the Moon Saying, “Damn, that reefer is strong”

Mary had a little spliff She found it quite delightful Every thought that Mary had Seemed very much insightful

Weekend at Yeshua’s

The fourth wall is a hoax.

🪬🧿Unicorns are the best! #unicorn #joke #funny #animal #rhino #swordfish #humor #alttext

Today's Hallowmeme.

Horseshit skeptics are questioning whether it can replace the entire economy. "They just don't understand the future," says man entirely covered in horseshit

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I don’t understand why more people don’t get nipply about dendrochronolgy. It’s like, we’ve determined that the tree used for that beam was growing when Queen Elizabeth I was using Venetian ceruse to cover up her smallpox scars

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

Handing the trick or treaters overnight oats

Jane Goodall loved this Gary Larson cartoon. R.I.P.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

My mood today