In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with 🆁🅴🅳🅰🅲🆃🅴🅳, and the Word was 🆁🅴🅳🅰🅲🆃🅴🅳.

So you know, I'm glad you're here. You make this world a better place. Don't forget that.

A Blade Runner sequel where the main character just goes around showing people photos and asking them to pick out the ones with traffic lights.

"April Fools' Day" is cultural appropriation and we in the fool community, who live with our own foolishness all year round, do not appreciate being turned into a sanitised mainstream joke. I have worked hard to overcome popular prejudice and am proud to be the president's special adviser on Iran

HR Giger Counter.

Hot Singles in Your Area Are Bursting Into Flame (Sexily)

Here's some art for any trans friends who would like it. Drop me a message if you'd like the high res emailed to you.

Shine on you crazy lumps of coal

Tuesday Is Soylent Green Day, Charlie Brown!

[sitting bolt upright in bed at 3:27 a.m.] I should've added that comma.

This is the face of Christian Dominionism/Christian Nationalism. Don’t let them win. Fight this and them with everything (nonviolent) in your power, before it’s too late. 🧵👇🏼

I’ll always remember what dad once said: “Space,” he said, “there sure is a fuck of a lot of it…” then the signal faded that was all

David Bowie must be spinning in his grave.

My beer runneth over.

Via @emmbadger.bsky.social and Junho Lee and Larry Buchanan. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Forward.

Sign of the Day (from NYC):

four more years

Good one in NYC.

You can get anyone you want at Soylent Green™ restaurant

Best friends forever (with the help of vaccines)

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

ICYMI: generonyms, anachronyms, retronyms, etc.

let's just say we'd like to avoid any imperial entanglements

Time for a midweek mood check! Use an image, vid or GIF to share how you're feeling today.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

the waiter not stopping grating the cheese until you say when is just a ploy by big parma

This is just to say I cannot fulfill the request that goes against openAI policy Forgive me my purpose is to be so respectful and so helpful

Haunted Singles in Your Area Invite You to the Dead Mall

out of coffee

I don’t have the energy to come back from the dead to haunt people, but I will come back just to read everything on their bookshelves.

Pro tip:

Hang it in the Louvre. Or the home, office or classroom. artologica.etsy.com

Oh, ye, thou really hast me now Thou hast me so I can't sleep at night Thou really hast me Thou really hast me Thou really hast me

Kentucky Meat Shower

Oh, you're a horror fiction expert? You mean an Edgar Allan Pro.

I have a joke about zarathustra but it’s kinda nietzsche

we could be mutants just for one day

"We will bring down the price of cheese, Gromit."

Pinned down by cats. Please bring coffee!

My family crest is a jar of Sambal Badjak.

$1 means the world to me, if I could get some shares it also means a lot to me 🙏🏽 I am about to lose everything very fast. Between medical bills, my lease being up and I having to move before the end of the year I’m struggling. ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe... My business is my sole income.

My sweetheart cat, Zatanna, has been dx’d with a poorly differentiated cancer that is going to need radiation therapy to treat. The problem? It’s $12000, which is effectively our entire savings. If you’re feeling generous, my venmo is bbwolfe. Please tag donations with a cute cat emoji! Thank you!!

Do Sexbots Dream of Electric Sheep? (the long-lost Philip K. Dick sequel)

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

Good artists create, great artists copy. The best artists time travel to 19th century Montmarte, Paris and murder Pierre-Auguste Renoir right before he signs a painting.

I'm not worried about AI