Can I sit on it when I’m sad? 🥺

Fifty years ago, on Sept. 26, 1975, The Rocky Horror Picture Show flopped at the U.S. box office — then became the longest-running theatrical release in history.

Netanyahu should be arrested and sent to the Hague, not allowed to speak before the UN. He's a mass murderer guilty of genocide.

*waking up* ugggggggh fkuck

I was getting banana punched earlier. Now I'm gonna inhale some strawberry cheesequake.

why would anyone want to read a book about kamala harris's failed campagin

a story that gets bogged down in the details. peat fiction

Me: Over sexualizing & quote posting every RJ City post Thekla: meeeehhh .. if he likes it

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

I'm not depressed, I'm just smart

Had two cocks in me this week, that's gotta be some kind of record. #WhoreEra

Very hungry for some dick

working from home today will suck cock for some Taco Bell breakfast inquire within

i think we're due for something good to happen soon

In my corner of Bluesky, I've seen nothing but positive comments about autistic folks. Jokes about this Tylenol BS and the Autism Announcement that are funny and positive. The default assumption is the world is better for having autistic people in it & I love that.

bluesky was MADE by trans people. you may not know who the bluesky elders are, but you better respect the OG skeeters. this must remain a place to hide when needed for people going through the bullshit. this goes for everybody.

men will literally ban tylenol instead of guns

money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck can't either

give a man a fish, he could decide it's god. there's just no telling what cockamamie shit dudes will be up to

If you don’t get hard just at the sound of my voice… what are we even doing?

Wild how all the people doing crime these days just coincidentally leave bullets with the narrative they want very neatly written on top

Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam I wanna be sedated… #NowSpinning #Ramones #RoadToRuin

in summary, FUCK everything that is going on.

Yes, Riho, you should. #aew

That's the problem with Asian cock. An hour later I still don't feel full.

I had no Tylenol during pregnancy, so it couldn't have caused their autism, you see? why my kids are autistic is much more simplistic it's cause their dad fucked me.

Repost if this made you horny 😜 #ass #soles #feet #bussy

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

society if tylenol gave everyone high functioning autism

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness

We’ll just tell them the rapture happened & they’re all in hell with us. It’s pretty believable.

sittin on the dock of the bay

Was doing some research to make a joke about Charlie Kirk's wife (I refuse to learn her name she's a fucking nobody) and I had to read the phrase "doctorate in Christian leadership" and my eyes rolled so far into the back of my head I could read my own replicant serial number

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Might be a 1 min song but IT STILL got the message across

furry porn is like the first thing that humans started drawing when we found out we could scrape rocks on cave walls

One confusing thing about the liberal media is that it's extremely right-wing

I’m Antifa. Come and get me …

cats have begun

Reskeet if you adore trans porn!!

This is what I looked like when I used my loudest man voice to shout "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GOOD SAMARITAN?" At the guy ranting about refugees coming over in boats. You think Bible Jesus would watch refugees drown rather than help them? Refuse to shelter them in an hour or need? Fuck off.

sorry guys I was having sex

this is just how people looked in the 80s

ask trump who Pythagoras is, I dare you

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

Looking for RJ City & all I can find are BJ's in Listowel.

Would you date an transgirl ? 🏳️‍⚧️ ( be honest 👀 )