Saturday night = solo karaoke time. 90s Indonesian power ballads only m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3X0...

New toy

What was the name of Stella’s previous dog? #TheArchers

“Thank you for attending this inaugural Orangutan- Otter Mutual Appreciation Society meeting.

“Look at me! LOOK. AT. ME. Cleo! A dog is for life (hers), a younger lover is for as long as their looks last.” #TheArchers

Rutting stags as background noise Cool, cool #TheArchers

"Are you at a Slipknot concert? You know, that band that were popular before we were born?" #TheArchers

Let me kiss it better Roars Are you hurt anywhere else 🤞 #TheArchers

This is very Jane Austen. Applying pressure to an antler injury in a field. #TheArchers

So will this unexpected horn action put an end to Paul's dinner a trois. #TheArchers

And, Reader, he was interrupted by a randy, rutting stag #TheArchers

Well, this is all rather sweet. Love amongst the bloody stags. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Where’s Cleo now?

#TheArchers Can a cat person be a farmer?

Why is it that the way Pip says ‘Rosie’ is so obnoxious? #TheArchers

Thank goodness Paul & Ruairi’s rutting is happening unsupervised at 7.15 #TheArchers

#TheArchers The cliff hanger tomorrow must involve George and all the Grundy women and Amber wailing!

Great! Paul and Roars sorted and no soppy arrogant Amber or obnoxious & manipulative George. #TheArchers

Well that is one SL neatly completed 🤞. Stella can take Cleo to work and Rosie loves Cleo. Thank you Kerrie. #thearchers

Stella sounding so scared to ask pip to take Cleo yet pip expects her to consider minding Rosie a treat #TheArchers

Ah, young love #TheArchers

I'm concerned that Adam made that threat. Ed offered an apology and Adam seemed at first to get it but then threatened George should George do anything to harm Alice. When did the convo take that turn? Wish Ed could tell Adam he can't work for him with that sort of threat hanging in the air.

I get the distinct impression the SWs are pushing Our Braddles and Awful Amber closer together. I do not approve. Also, good grief the 'white knight' complex on Adam! Calm down love! #TheArchers

The nerdiest post in internet history.

Did an MRI for the first time in my life, fell asleep and snored through it. How embarassing!

“You mean to say, Adam ACTUALLY called Brian a gammon?” #TheArchers

Stella needs to get away from Pip… she is already a bad influence on her confidence levels…. #TheArchers

With all the fuss about George & the Home Farm succession, we're overlooking Damara selling all its shares in BL. Is this the first stage of Justin exiting #TheArchers? We can but hope. I wonder who will buy the shares?

Adam has so much grace compared to Alice. He’s really not that bad. Maybe a bit obsessive about farming but you don’t need to be charismatic to be a good farmer. Also, if Alice wants to be part of it, why doesn’t she just say so instead of sulking. She had ample opportunity to do so #TheArchers

I really have such respect for voice actors. They are able to convey such an amazing range #TheArchers

What’s with Alice? Is she suddenly rethinking wanting to stay on at the stables? #TheArchers

Hello!

That is just dumb reasoning, Stella #TheArchers

Planet Pip. I need a job: Mum & Dad ✔️ I need somewhere to live: Mum & Dad ✔️ I need childcare: Mum & Dad + Gran ✔️ #TheArchers

You can tell pip has never had a job interview I left because my boss had lost the plot not as good an answer as she thinks it is #TheArchers

Don’t know if that was such a good proposal, Brian. Stella’s job offer is pretty damn good and you didn’t up the ante from Ruari’s offer. What about giving Stella an opportunity to buy into the farm? #TheArchers

Soooo, DOES Amber actually know the truth then? Not just lying to the police, but G lying to the whole village, AND moving Alice! It sounds like maybe she does, but simply doesn’t see G’s action as bad...🤔 #TheArchers

Now that’s what I call a development! Though not sure why Brian thinks that Ruari having a one-year stint in the city makes him ‘business-minded’. Poor Adam. All that experience and is never seen to have done anything right. But whatever, Ruari’s back! Loving it! #TheArchers

How is Bodge coping without Adam #TheArchers

Why are Pip and Stella treating Cleo’s stay as conditional? Pip shouldn’t be putting that kind of pressure on Stella. It’s not her dog #TheArchers

I am really starting to forget why I liked Brian so much #TheArchers

Am thinking of cancelling my Disney+ subscription. Thoughts?

I very much enjoyed tonight's episode of #TheArchers Ben's good, and sensitive to people's needs. This is contrasted with Brian's infantile behaviour. Also, Lilian tiptoes around Brian's sense of entitlement, Alice doesn't.

Even if it were the case that ‘kids don’t mind that kind of thing’, Brian and Justin were embarrassing arses at Harvest Festival. #TheArchers

Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

Random: People are raving about the Princess of Wales’s look at state banquet for Trump. She looked nice. Beautiful dress. But her hair didn’t go. Felt it made the whole look a bit busy. She should have put it up so eyes could focus on the intricacies of dress

Am confused. What is Brian fighting Justin for anyway? Hasn’t he ‘lost’? #TheArchers

Glad Fallon is feeling more like her old self #TheArchers

I wee in my wet suit, Fallon. Peeing in an open body of water is one of the coolest perks of diving. Hee hee #TheArchers

Colbert, Kimmel, et al, should start up their own Comedy streaming service.