Did an online taxidermy course during covid. I could handle Bartleby. 😏 #TheArchers

Stella doesn’t belong at Home farm, she’s only been there for a couple of years. #TheArchers

I wouldn’t trust Pip with Cleo. #TheArchers

It will be a #TheArchers version of Traitors… bsky.app/profile/paul...

Bartleby needs my bosses old cure all a bucket of Guiness and 20ml B vitamin syrup #TheArchers

Stuff Bartleby and he can still come to George’s party #TheArchers

Is Bartleby going to out act Cleo? (Adam’s surpassed without a single neigh). #TheArchers

Quiz Question- Flannen Isle by Wilfrid Wilson Gibson How many men were in the titular lighthouse? Answer at 19:15 #TheArchers

Brian will implode at George’s party #TheArchers

#Scrumping Southwick Splendids (made up name) what was #TheArchers best apple called I'm sure these are a match for them

Martha will love sheep? WTF? Her grandad has sheep she’s surrounded by sheep #TheArchers

Dane isn’t the most self aware. He has no idea how hopeless he is #TheArchers

Gather everyone in the ballroom and announce who’s been murdered #TheArchers

Twat? Check! #TheArchers

Dane’s not a listener #TheArchers

Evening. Just turned on radio 1 instead of 4. #TheArchers

Trainer? Ffs her Dad and brother have. Sheep dogs Stella has had dogs what are they at? #TheArchers

An episode of Cleo panting and barking would be preferable to this #TheArchers

A Traitors/Ambridge mash-up. I'd watch that. #TheArchers

Evening. Not in a Pip mood. #TheArchers

Oh no! Look what I discovered at the back of the courgette area 😱 #TheArchers

Jill hasn’t got a lot of hoot in her #TheArchers

Bryony and Justine? #thearchers

Which #TheArchers character do we reckon would most likely own these boots???

Brian and Justin need to have a girlie fight #TheArchers

Evening. Hoping we are all free of toxic squash syndrome #TheArchers

With thanks to @auntiecandy.bsky.social for sharing this with me... #TheArchers www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...

Maybe we should introduce Amber to Jazzer’s pet tarantula. #TheArchers

Let Susan and Neil come to the party or put spiders under Amber’s pillow. #TheArchers

Evening. Back from the mountains and all caught up. Fearing for Brian. #TheArchers

Cabbage wedding buffet anyone? #TheArchers

I hope Cecil Jackson exhibiting his giant marrow #TheArchers

Countryfile in Inkberrow, talking about #TheArchers BBC1, now.

Lynda: “I just wanted to say, if I should choke on this macaroon, how much I’ve loved being part of the #AmbridgeAntiques Cricket Club.” #TheArchers

No more cricket then. Excellent news #TheArchers

I hope all that crying hasn’t detached the eyelashes. #TheArchers

I hope George’s equipment will work for Amber and he won’t have another Tilly Button experience. #TheArchers

When George gets released we can only hope that Amber will keep him busy and Brad can get back to his studies #TheArchers

I would say all farming families & anyone who has lived in the countryside for more than 5 minutes. What was Pip thinking allowing Rosie to take a favourite toy to play with a puppy? Buy a bloody dog toy like a normal person & leave the Teddy at home. Btw Rosie is 7 not 2, Pip. #TheArchers

Isn’t she just, this whole thing is ridiculous Mind you if I were Stella I’d have adopted a pit bull with a dubious reputation around children and then Pip and Rosie would never visit again, result

In my experience farmers are bigger gossips than Susan and not about cows. #TheArchers

Pip’s very odd around dogs for someone who grew up on a farm #TheArchers

Pip’s worried a dog will take Stella away from childcare duties #TheArchers

I thought the announcer said a professor of Herbertology #TheArchers

Rosie will have to go #TheArchers

Sod off Pip #TheArchers

Cricket season is over and we’re still talking about cricket #TheArchers

Not THE Charlotte Smith #TheArchers

My late MIL made a formal complaint that SIL’s entry only came 2nd at our F&P show. #TheArchers

Dane. Oh dear #TheArchers