The turkeys could be cooked on a boil wash after they’ve been plucked #TheArchers

I fear for Martha being around George #TheArchers

I didn’t know Emma and Chris were on speaking terms again. #TheArchers

For goodness sake Clarrie accept some help #TheArchers

Looks like Harrison is returning over Christmas. Everything should be fine then 😬 #TheArchers

I aways think the road to rehabilitation is blaming a 12 year old sibling. This is repeating his actions when driving that faithful night and not taking accountability for his failings #RevertingToType #TheArchers

Too many 😂😂 so I’m trying to offload some of my not inconsiderable stash at a Christmas Market in a local church this weekend. Fabric oddments, wool leftovers, kits for all kinds of everything, and that’s just making a small dent in it! Back again tomorrow

Christmas patchwork. Quite a few tantrums.

People on George’s Hit List (potentially) Emma Ed Amber Alice Neil Susan Jolene Fallon #TheArchers

Please let life take Brad beyond the bypass #TheArchers

Everyone covering for George put him in prison last time. #TheArchers

Get a head injury checked out Ed #TheArchers

Wonder if Leonard will be at #PampasClub tonight? 🌾🌾 #TheArchers

Justin: unless it makes money I’m not interested #TheArchers

Experienced pudding makers; if your darling husband swans in at the last hour of steaming decided to top up the water till it’s over the pudding and therefore it’s soggy is the pudding salvageable? Will it keep to Christmas? Start again? #TheArchers

Let’s not dwell on Will’s bathroom habits #TheArchers

Now that adolescence is known to last until 32, George has at least another decade to go #TheArchers

Of course Amber doesn’t know you George. You’ve only had a proper relationship for a few weeks #TheArchers

I hope Brad isn’t pining for Amber #TheArchers

Love was so easy behind bars #TheArchers

Current #TheArchers Xmas Special odds 7/2 Brian dies 2/1 Amber bins George 4/1 George goes postal then scales St Stephen’s 6/1 Long awaited tree surgery accident 8/1 Kate’s accountant has a coronary 11/1 Ruth embraces her Sapphic tendencies 18/1 Leonard accidentally puts viagra in the Xmas pud

Excellent gobbling side effects #TheArchers

Ooh Rex & Alice #Relice #TheArchers

A tractor run to make you forget about John Tony #TheArchers

Christmas S/L? George attacks Brad. Goes back to prison. Amber and Brad new couple. Ambridge loves it. Ambers’ family love it. Carters’ love it. Grundys’ hate it. #TheArchers

How does Leonard have the energy for all the cooking and the swinging? #TheArchers

Poor Clarrie #TheArchers

Leonard: Jill’s shagging her way round the golf club #TheArchers

Amber liked having George behind bars #TheArchers

I can almost feel Amber flinching around George #TheArchers

Will be missing tonight as I am busy trying to source some second best china for baby Peggy. #TheArchers

Phoebe should have named it Jenny or Hayley as those two women had more to do with her upbringing than any other women. Jenny was a constant presence and encouraged her to go to Oxford whereas Hayley and Roy made a loving home for her. (Until Roy did a stupid thing) #TheArchers

What are the chances of Kate paying Yakob back for the taxi? #TheArchers

I love Kate. A wonderful, passionate, selfish, awful, monster. One of my favourite characters. #TheArchers

Blimey that was a quick taxi #TheArchers

I’m finding the sheep peril just as compelling as Phoebe’s birth. #TheArchers

I'd try to plop before Kate comes down to waft sage around and rearrange Phoebe chakras. #TheArchers

Notice Phoebe wants Brodie and not Kate #TheArchers

Typical Kate to wake practically everyone #TheArchers

Has Finlay been called out to a fire caused by Lillian smoking? #TheArchers

Tom making it all about him again #TheArchers

Finlay will definitely be getting his hose out #TheArchers

Vegan haggis! #TheArchers

Finlay is a fireman too 🥰 #TheArchers

Excellent, Tom have a bad time. #TheArchers

I’d be happy to be tended by Yakob. #TheArchers

Someone get Phoebe a donkey so she can ride to the stable. #TheArchers

Blackpool seems a lot more fun than Scotland (Mark Bonnar aside). #TheArchers

Have you been mis-sold a break at a Scottish baronial castle that wasn't your fault? #TheArchers