Hands-down winner for the most teeth-clenching new big marketing idea. Picky Bits. Please, can you all stop it?

How can all of the tickets for The British Museum exhibition of the Bayeux Tapestry have already sold out??? They only went on sale yesterday I believe. Maybe there will be a Friday Rush/returns system.

Yeesssss Mr Presenter. A mash-up of the hen ideas. #TheArchers #BBCRadio4

Lots of loos and table-crashing this episode. #TheArchers

Jim really is the new Nelson, isn’t he? #TheArchers

That’s likely to work well, isn’t it? George getting him and Amber out of a mess. Let’s see what catastrophe awaits our listening pleasure. #TheArchers

Should Ruth have got involved? I cant help but think it’s going to end badly for her. #TheArchers

The only thing I agree with Brian about in recent times. Tony, go out and buy back your Anguses. Sod ‘em. #TheArchers

God. That was harrowing. Sheepaggedon. #TheArchers

For context, just listening on catch-up to tonight’s episode. At the sheep part… #TheArchers

Oh. This is distressing. #TheArchers

The fight for Home Farm has become particularly nasty and unpleasant. Jenny would be very, very disappointed in both Adam and Brian. #TheArchers

Just caught up with 5th June Add to Playlist from #BBCradio4 Always enjoy it, and no exception for this episode as it contains #TheArchers theme tune, apparently produced by none other than George Martin. @jeromeweatherald.bsky.social

Everybody on tenterhooks about whether Tracy will take the cheese job? No. I thought not. #TheArchers

Rex tells Brian that Alice is under a lot of stress because of the way Brian is behaving. Then Rex proceeds to behave in a strange way with Alice when he calls at her house, creating more stress for her. Honestly. #TheArchers

I think Rex has blown it. #TheArchers (Also, he is Lee-type annoying).

Well, fair enough. Brian did offer the farm to Adam. Said Adam would inherit (the earth). #TheArchers

Yeah, blame Debbie, Adam. What was she thinking!!!?? #TheArchers

If there’s so much (paper-based) stuff around the place, wouldn’t David and Ruth, as landlords, have said something about fire risk? #TheArchers

I’m not 100% I’m on Kate’s side with the argument about having to sell the house to save Spiritual Homes. At the time, I thought it was spectacularly heartless of Kate to make such demands to save her (fledgling) business, knowing that impact it would have upon her blameless mother. #TheArchers

Very eager to hear how things have progressed after the Home Farm meeting. What’s the betting we don’t hear a word about it tonight, and it’s all about Carol, Bert and Akram. #TheArchers (Or the very worst, Chelsea’s mobile hairdressers).

@mrjamesob.bsky.social “He will lie through his nicotine-stained teeth”. Lol.

I can’t bear the thought of our Brad being manipulated by his father. Really fed up with the ‘Brad as victim’ narrative. I hope this SL see Brad getting his own back. Also, is Helen going to end up asking Clarrie to come back? #TheArchers

Natasha is as hard as nails, isn’t she? #SellEverythingInTheAttic #SellAmbridgeToMillionnaires #TheArchers

‘Drones R Us’ AKA Brian Aldridge. #TheArchers

Not sure I follow along with Adam’s conclusion that whipping the farm away from Brian (against his will - literally - ) might free the latter up from stress and improve his general demeanour. #TheArchers

Really enjoy Nature Table and frankly, this surprises me. On BBC Radio4.

Is David going to buy the Anguses? #TheArchers

Hmmm. If I was Tony I’d not give them up. Especially Moira! #TheArchers

I never thought I’d say this, but feel a tad sorry for Adam right now. A tiny, tiny, tad. #TheArchers

What’s Kirsty trying to tell Helen? #TheArchers

“Now I know the farm is going to be mine…” Probably wouldn’t hold your breath on that one, Adam. #TheArchers

Just caught up with tonight’s #TheArchers Pretty sure Lee has snuck back from wherever he went (San Fran?) and is pretending to be Rex.

Bert Horrobin is not a lovable Joe Grundy type rascal. He is simply annoying. I think you need to give up this narrative, SW’s. #TheArchers

Adam at his best/worst with his default tone setting of Patronising. #TheArchers

What’s the betting Brian stitches Adam up over this so called Inheritance strategy. #TheArchers

I’m sorry but I just don’t think I’m in the target audience for all these Tom Stoppard plays that are on BBC Radio 4 this Easter. I mean, I tried, but I just can’t find any connection, interest or enjoyment. #TheArchers folk?

Herding cats. #bbcaq

What a thoroughly depressing ending. #TheArchers

Miranda to Alice; “Do you mind terribly?” Delivered in 100% full-on Regency costume drama mode. #TheArchers

This is very much the ‘old’ conniving Brian. We haven’t seen (heard) this for years. At one point he was all about Machiavellian manipulations. It’s all going to come crashing down around him, but will the plot twist be that George is keen to support Ruari? #TheArchers

Yes, fair play Carol. Alan’s suggestions all sound absolutely horrendous. And so insensitively unsuited to Carol, as he should’ve realised. Also, just why is Alan looking under the weather, as noted by Helen and Carol. New SL? #TheArchers

Cinnamon Buns in starring Guest Role again this evening. Expecting the Bridge Farm Cafe cookbook soon. #TheArchers

Enjoyed hearing the sweet scene to finish off the episode of Friday’s #TheArchers between Kate & Jakob.

“I’m sure I’ll get used to it”. Oh dear. #TheArchers

Catching up with #TheArchers Helen’s “all glowing”. With a sibling for Jack and Henry?

Cinnamon buns have a starring role this evening. Quite right. #TheArchers

Horse box mobile hairdressing business venture. I really hope it takes the back-seat as a SL very, very soon. #TheArchers

Oh god that’s boring. Rex and Alice A very worthy couple. #TheArchers

Yeah. So, Zac. I think he can probably take his ‘banter’ and do one. #TheArchers