Where did Khalid 'rescue' the budgie from? #TheArchers

Open the window and let nature take its course. #TheArchers

Healthy lookin parishioners! Aren't most of them geriatric. #TheArchers

Since when did Brian want Adam to run home farm. I thought he rather die than let Adam run the farm. #TheArchers

Brian are you sure you want Adam to run the farm. #TheArchers

Ruaruari is ready to be a clonker/prostitute. #TheArchers

Robert sounded like he wanted to roast the poor bird. #TheArchers

Why has Khalid given Robert a budgie? #TheArchers

Who's given Robert a bird cage? #TheArchers

So St Stephen's is falling apart. #TheArchers

What you need to know Adam, is when you're SACKED! #TheArchers

Adam calm down. #TheArchers

Adam, you sound boring from the get go. #TheArchers

What is Usha and Alan discussing? #TheArchers

Usha is alive! #TheArchers

Will Miranda cause Brian's ticker to give up the ghost? #TheArchers

What is Lynda plotting? I can't see her stiching up Robert. #TheArchers

The problem is the clonker! #TheArchers

Robert for cricket captain/chair. #TheArchers

La Snell being a bit difficult 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #TheArchers

Bye bye Brian. #TheArchers

Brian, you refused to move into Home Farm. Just go. #TheArchers

Maybe not doing this in public. #TheArchers

Brian just fuck the fuck off. #TheArchers

Lynda sounds like she will go into full lysistrate mode. #TheArchers

J'accuse Robert #TheArchers

Maybe smoke the grass Lynda? #TheArchers

Lynda sounds like a slave driver! #TheArchers

The bull is open on good Friday! What does Allan think! #TheArchers

Since when did the first Doctor become so giggly? Is borderline crackling in The Nightmare Begins #DoctorWho #TheDalkesMasterPlan #DrWho

Over my dead body! He deserves to rot on history's scrapheap

Why are you not speaking to your mum! She has been there! #TheArchers

Will Stella inherit both the farm and Rosie and more importantly, can she refuse Rosie. #TheArchers

The explanation is one word: clonk. #TheArchers

Is Miranda going to shack up with Oliver? #TheArchers

Do doctors really have to seek this amount of content? It's a breast examination for heavens sake! #TheArchers

Azra, lesbinas tend not to get pregnant unknowingly. #TheArchers

How can Miranda not know about Brian's affairs. #TheArchers

Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. #TheArchers

Evening all. I'm drinking champagne (because i can) #TheArchers

Not sure the SW will go down the BRC route. #TheArchers

Is Rosie 7! #TheArchers

I thought Pat would give Tony a Angus hide... #TheArchers

Wasn't Otto an Angus? #TheArchers

They are really a horrible bunch. None of them seems to understand that the anguscide might be traumatic for him. #TheArchers

Run Azra run. Tony is going to go nuclear on Helen's arse. #TheArchers

Did Stella just moan😱 #TheArchers

Maybe go and see a doctor instead of getting your girlfriend to feel your breasts. #TheArchers

Just hang out your precious Helen for Tony throttle. #TheArchers

Tom wouldn't understand sympathy if it bit him on the arse. #TheArchers