Clive is doing a very bad private eye. #TheArchers

The community would opt for tar and feathers if they were in charge. #TheArchers

Lost your temper, understatement of the year. #TheArchers

Who's playing Mr Turner? His voice sounds familiar. #TheArchers

Send him back! Send him down Send him back Send him down. #TheArchers

Why is the probation officer grilling Kenton? #TheArchers

Stop perving over Amber you letch. #TheArchers

What are the odds that this man will cause a competition at the bull. #TheArchers

Spending time with Clive is fishy. He is bad news. #TheArchers

In light of recent events, this should surely get some more traction

Why are you fraternising with Clive? #TheArchers

Susan just confes you are the clonker. #TheArchers

Who's the jokel? #TheArchers

George off fishing with Clive? #TheArchers

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Is Clive doing his version of an inspector calls? #TheArchers

Why is David and Ruth doing this without a lawyer? Or at least Usha. #TheArchers

I didn't know Clive was this manipulative. #TheArchers

Marry off Josh to deadow farm. Succession done. #TheArchers

When did Clive leave Ambridge? #TheArchers

Clive is such a charmer. #TheArchers

Clive a victim of the justice system. Don't make me laugh. #TheArchers

Is Clive back to train George the way of the Horrobin's? #TheArchers

Is Clive the clonker? #TheArchers

Why is David looking for gelatine? #TheArchers

George fears the clonker. #theArchers

What do we think? Is George actually reformed or just plotting his revenge on the clonker? #TheArchers

I think Brian is right. #TheArchers

I'm not buying this reformed George. #TheArchers

Strinning up George sounds like a good Idea. #TheArchers

I'm with Brian. A George doesn't change his spots. #TheArchers

Why is Kate doing everything by phone? #TheArchers

I doubt George means a word of what he says about forgiveness. He has an ulterior motive! #TheArchers

Will Brian survive the meeting? #TheArchers

Sorry what is Susan and George plotting in the shop? #TheArchers

Will this meeting result in Brian airing his final cravat? #TheArchers

Where did this meeting come from? #TheArchers

Ohhh is the missing bottle at Yakukt's another Chardonnay that might have had a rendez-vous with George's head? #TheArchers

I think the prediction that Fallon will take over the pub is coming closer. #TheArchers

George is never going away. He is like a bad smell wafting around the village #TheArchers

Since when did Kenton become a psychoanalyst. #TheArchers

Wait what! Has George sent out an invite to all the Aldridge's saying mea culpa? #TheArchers

I didn't see Joleen as the avenging angel of George. #TheArchers

Kenton sounds like he is suffering from post traumatic George stress. #TheArchers

Has Kate remembered she has other children than Phoebe? She hardly remebere her or baby Peggy. #TheArchers

I bet Helen's contact is written in blood with a clause forbidding Akram to do other work and giving Helen the right to enslave the rest of the family. #TheArchers

Tell George to fuck the fuck off, Kenton. #TheArchers

I bet George is trying to sus out who the clonker is. #TheArchers

Helen will work you to the bone without more than a rotten parsnip as payment. #TheArchers

Noooo Azra nooooo! #TheArchers