Having the first alfresco dinner for the season

Is Clive after the house? #TheArchers

Not sure who's drawn the short straw, Clive or Bert #TheArchers

Anna has the patience of a Saint. Carol would make anyone long for the vikning ättestupa. #TheArchers

Sorry did the woman just say they have a second home and are struggling with the cost of living? #R4Today

What is wrong with people on #eBay. I've been trying to sell an item and it's sold twice. The first dickhead decided to cancel as I couldn't dispatch it on the day he wanted (I was still in th dispatch window when I would be back home) and the second one claimed he placed a bit by mistake!

Is this the start of a beautiful friendship? #TheArchers

Back off Helen, just because Akram is a part time serf, it doesn't mean he is available for all shit jobs you have going. #TheArchers

Akram, you have a real job why are you slaving away for these ungrateful people. #TheArchers

Have you not learned Akram that the Bridge Farm lot are shits? #TheArchers

Are you rich Des? #TheArchers

Croupier! Brad! No. #TheArchers

If I'd be Brad's dad, I would be very happy if my kid wanted to do a PhD. What's wrong with him? Oh yes he is a shit. #TheArchers

Yes Brad!!!! Do a masters and a PhD and then fuck the fuck of from Ambridge. #TheArchers

Is Brad that into sports? #TheArchers

I thought the free labour would sway them #TheArchers

It's not your farm Akram so don't push it #TheArchers

Did you Helen. I think Helen just decided no. #TheArchers

Brad why are you in Des car! You didn't want anything to do with him. #TheArchers

Who's upset? Esme/Alish/? It sounded like Alison. #TheArchers

Argh my new #rhubarb plant has been eaten alive. It has a half dead leave (it's rather moth eaten and yellow and nothing coming from the crown. Is it a gonner or can I do something to hope the crown regenerates?

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Because the guy who did the prep for my blood donation was called Jupiter I now have this going in my head. #FredVonJupiter #Earworm open.spotify.com/track/7HyAIK...

Compared to Adam's plans, Brian's sounds fool proof. #TheArchers

I bet Adam doesn't want Brian to take a test as it will blow his plans to smithereens. #TheArchers

Adam, Brian doesn't have dementia. You are suffering from massive greed and entitlement syndrome. #TheArchers

Not sure I've heard Ben slag off Ruth's food before. #TheArchers

Initiative one: A) avoid Lynda B) don't speak to Susan C) don't eat Ruth's lasagna #TheArchers

How old is world-weary Ben? #TheArchers

I hope Alish will see Adam for the schemer he is and not side with him. #TheArchers

So Adam is happy to try to convince Brian is suffering from dementia despite knowing he is not. He is so rotten he hardly can act wooden. #TheArchers

Are these two the worst schemers ever. #TheArchers

If there is a god, Adam will crash and burn at the meeting. He deserves nothing less. #TheArchers

It's NOT, I repeat, NOT YOUR FARM Adam. #TheArchers

Chekhov's rug almost got Carol. The treacherous steps could learn a thing or two from it #TheArchers

Off to donate blood this evening. I think I've been able to donate twice since I started as my iron levels are low. If they turn me down again today I'll call it quits.

Oh please nationalise water. Essential services should not be in private hands. The current system doesn't work. Look at Berlin that took essential services back into public control and made it better. #R4today

This labour minister states to sound hysterical now #R4today

This weeks slightly off AI Infographic for the many story threads from #TheArchers

If these people in that pub had any sense they would be dancing in the table with joy. #R4today #Rejoin

Carol is not taking any prisoners. She doesn't come across as someone who needs a care home. A home visit once or twice a day but not a care home. #TheArchers

Develop a new cheese! Don't expert yourself Helen, it's just 30 years since you created your last one... #TheArchers

The cheeserie is expanding! Is effluent flavoured cheese a thing. #TheArchers

Why is Jill trying to pack off Carol to the laurels? Is she afraid he will start an affair with Carol. #TheArchers

Maybe Leonard should go on the #GBBO? #TheArchers

Did David visit the day Leonard's wife died #TheArchers

Why don't you move into the laurels yourself Leonard. #TheArchers

Treacherous rug anyone? #TheArchers

A lemon drizzle will not make Carol go to the laurels. #TheArchers