Some kind of Stockholm Syndrome #TheArchers

Can you be fired for not driving? Did they make the same prerequisite of Denise? #TheArchers

Shula’s coming! #TheArchers

Another property in Ambridge that needs sudden and urgent maintenance. #TheArchers

The Maliks love a flood. #TheArchers

First they came for the ICE agents, and I didn’t say anything because I couldn’t tell who the fuck the ICE agents were, and I also didn’t care…

A group of masked men will be along shortly to deal with the group of masked men

Senior DWP civil servant blames victims for carer’s allowance scandal. Ridiculous. People punished for providing unpaid care. Complex rules and cliff-edge limits result in benefits withdrawn for going over by pennies. Thousands prosecuted. Meanwhile, no one charged for the Post Office scandal.

Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.

Oooh GQT is in the borough! Welcome to the Forest of Waltham, panel. #GQT #BBCGQT

It's time to repeat my loathing of Eddie Grundy. He gave a great deal of thought about helping Clarrie pluck the turkeys - researched a project, drove around Borsetshire buying parts, constructed a machine. He did everything short of actually plucking a single turkey. #TheArchers

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

They poor turkeys. #TheArchers

Amber and Bradley sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g #TheArchers

I hope it was proper custard and not that shop-bought muck. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #TheArchers

I just listened again. It was definitely a thud/whack. And maybe Ed has fallen on his dodgy wrist? Hannah will go mental that they can't do the job, she won't have forgotten sausage rollgate. #TheArchers

I somehow feel that bit of information about Paul not being able to drive is important 🕵🏻‍♂️ #TheArchers

Ed has a shiner and a broken arm to explain away now. #TheArchers

George has got a bit of a violent temper. Who knew! #TheArchers

Everything is about George. #TheArchers

Joy has control issues. #TheArchers

This is like the opening scene of an episode of Casualty. #TheArchers #TheArchersChainsawMassacre

Where on earth do they find these people who seem to celebrate that we have to work longer, harder and older than ever before? #TheBriefingRoom

Fyi I've plucked chickens. It's exhausting, you need to be really delicate so you don't tear the skin, and you seem to end up with mountains more feathers than chickens. It's implausible that Pat and Clarrie plucked the entire Grundy turkey flock in an hour or two. #TheArchers

So, not that I overthink about #TheArchers, but how is this George/Amber/Brad thing going to pan out. - it'll go on for years - it'll be exposed quite quickly - Ed/Will/Emma repeat sitch ie - she'll marry the wrong one but already be knocked up by the other - George will catch them in a clinch /

#FeelGoodFarming #TheArchers

We knew it! #BradAndAmber #BrAmber #TheArchers #AmBrad

It's Hanner. Is she still sofa surfing? #TheArchers

Throughout the whole recent Feebs having a baby story, was Roy's name mentioned even once? #TheArchers

This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.

I didn't realise at the time that this story has a #TheArchers link - the "soap star" is Clarrie Grundy. metro.co.uk/2025/11/24/p...

John would have loved a vintage tractor parade. #TheArchers

Has Leonard just set himself up for a nasty fall off a high ladder at the top of Connie's stairs? #TheArchers

Double bluff from Leonard. He's off to a swingers' party this afternoon and Ruth thinks he's just gobbing paint around at Connie's. #TheArchers

If this open relationship thing is true, in a small community, sooner or later Leonard was going to be spotted by someone who knows Jill, who would naturally be concerned for Jill. So it's not just Leonard and Jill's private business really, or at least Leonard should have expected the question.

Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.

I always find it bewildering that people will transfer all their life savings to someone on the phone without conducting due diligence. It worries me too, that I might fall foul of a scam myself when I get older. #ScamWeek

To get a cab all the way from somewhere in Scotland, I'm guessing at least north of the Trossachs, to Blackpool must have cost ££££ but don't worry Jakob I've just put it on your credit card so it hasn't cost anyone anything. Brodie who? This is why I love Kate. #TheArchers

And just like that, Peggy was reincarnated. #TheArchers

Talking of which, he’s gone very quiet with no-one seeming to ‘want a word’. Is he in Scotland or Blackpool? Or neither? I’m struggling to keep up. Maybe he’ll cop off with Finlay for a fumble in the heather which sends Helen bandy, and *that’s* the SL worth getting Mark Bonnar in for. #TheArchers

Quiet, Piggy

FYI I'm listening to Wednesday's #TheArchers here in India where it's Thursday morning. If you're a UK registered user, you can still listen to BBC Sounds abroad.

This is a weird segue. Wren. Dead babies. #TheArchers

Helen's got a wide-on for Findlay. #TheArchers

Helen DON'T WHATEVER YOU DO TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN. #TheArchers

The Sausage King is sad. #TheArchers

You're a farmer Tom, you don't get holidays. #TheArchers

Oooh another divorcé! Let's see if Findlay has some monster children too. #TheArchers

Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay Please let Helen stay in Scotland with Findlay #TheArchers