If the shoe fits...

Dammit, I hoped this family holiday idea was dead in the water. #TheArchers

I used to love the way Ruth would say Bartleby. #TheArchers

Found some swan-eaters 🍽️🦢

I wish Sarah Montagu was this probing of Reform guests. #WATO

The Tories PPE Scandal: Watching this programme forces us consider something that is almost too disgusting to contemplate: that when our country faced one of its darkest hours, certain people in charge saw not a crisis, but an opportunity www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Reform are now coming after people with permanent residency. It'll be citizens next. No one is safe from authoritarian governments.

This is not OK www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/how...

Ok, so it's going to be the last thing Brine does. It is inevitable now. #TheArchers

I can't get over how weird this photo is. I love that someone in England captioned it: "Darling, be a dear and DO click on the floor lamp."

Not a Lib Dem voter but the BBC News channel just announced the start of the LD conference then went straight on to Reform having held their conference earlier. Then an explanation that polls show Reform would win a general election with graphs and a diagram of the House of Commons chamber. What?

Hard at it, indeed. #TheArchers

Paul is going places. It usually turns out alright for you when you're banging an Archer/Aldridge. #TheArchers

She's fummin'. But it's not like Alice ever let anyone down. #TheArchers

Gay sex on #TheArchers!!! What ever next? 😮

Octogenarian oldiewonk saying he doesn't have a computer, doesn't have a mobile phone, and feels totally left out of the debate. Called #BBCAQ to vent this. It's really no one's fault but your own, mate. The internet has been commonplace for 25 years, you were only in your 50s when it came along.

Christ, I bet Alice could do with a drink after all that. I know I could. #HarvestFestival #AngryAlan #TheArchers

Heaven forbid Alan actually had a proper job. #TheArchers

Mugs. Don't ever take someone's word for it that you owe money. Find the county court number yourself ffs. Phone them yourself. #ScamSecrets

Also this one which was her favourite

I fear it could be watery curtains for Fallon. #TheArchers

More than 1,500,000,000 litres of water, 500 Olympic Swimming pools leaks out of the English Water pipes every day. That is enough for 40 million people to use, or 750 million people to drink. The problem is the billionaires you love.

Alice is the only member of the family who pronounces "Ruairi" exactly how Jenny used to pronounce it, and I approve of that. #TheArchers

It's weird hearing Charlotte Smith on #TheArchers It reminds me of going to recordings of the #NewsQuiz back in the day when they used to have a R4 newsreader reading snippets. Seeing and hearing the legendary Peter Donaldson, Corrie Corfield, Neil Slept, Susan Rae etc in person gave me goosebumps!

It's Charlotte Smith off of #FarmingToday! She's definitely got a face for radio. #TheArchers

Alison Hammond in Underwoods looking at air fryers, lol. #TheArchers

Tom continues to be an arsehole. Wait til Nocasha hears she's stuck with him indoors every Sunday from now on. #TheArchers

We haven't heard much of Freddie the Abattoir Manager/Vince Casey lately. #TheArchers

Who said Amber would see she's just trying to be something she's not to get over the pain of the past? Lots of people here agreed. #TheArchers

Of course there is a profitable school shooting industry. Holy ****

So I'm listening to Farming Today with Charlotte Smith ("I'm your Number One Fan" - Azra Malik). One of the categories in the upcoming BBC Food and Farming Awards is a Farming Today/The Archers Award. #TheArchers

This is the biggest, longest plug for Farming Today EVER. #TheArchers

Ruarigh was at boarding school most of the time, he was never in fucking Ambridge. I reckon we saw more of Hazel Woolley than Roars. #TheArchers

That dog's gonna maul Rosie's face off, one day. Mark my words. #TheArchers

Helloooo from Zanzibar! 🇹🇿 🚜🐑🐄🐷 #TheArchers

Hello from Zanzibar - isn't it amazing that I can tune into #TheArchers from halfway down Africa?

It's amazing that Lily, Dane, Fallon and Dr Azra all listen to Radio 4, all listen to Farming Today, have all heard of Charlotte Smith, but don't listen to The Archers. #TheArchers

Cleo will attempt to eat Rosie. Or, worse, Rosie will attempt to eat Cleo. She gets peckish 🍽️ #TheArchers

A lot of people talking to unresponsive/non-replying children today. Although I'm not moaning. #TheArchers

Kate and Amber should have a massive fling. #TheArchers

Hello from Nairobi 🇰🇪 where I completely forgot to tune into tonight's #TheArchers so I'm listening now.

I'm going to start calling women 'little madam', just to see how it goes down in 2025. #TheArchers

Is Fallon talking about her minge? Everyone loves a bit of topiary. #TheArchers

"Lake Buttermere”? No such place. There is famously only one lake in the Lake District. #TheArchers

Is she gonna turn out to be Nocasha's cousin? #TheArchers

Jazzer's gonna have a heart attack now. #TheArchers

It's a foreboding. Harrison's gonna drive off the M1. #TheArchers

The good thing about flag-shagging 'patriots' is that they are so monumentally thick that they film themselves committing racially aggravated criminal damage and post it on the internet, making it nice and easy for the police to find them.

Hooray for Martyn bloody Gibson! #TheArchers

Oh THAT Laurence! #TheArchers