Gawd, they all sound so insufferably smug #TheArchers

A bonfire - to burn the body? #TheArchers

I thought Hellon was going to say she'd found her own house, silly me #TheArchers

Perfect? 😂😂😂 #TheArchers

"Tom won't be here for the tractor run, so he gets a Festive punch" #TheArchers

Why am I not surprised Tom's angel was crap? #TheArchers

Not the old, "We accidentally started decorating the tree" 🙄 #TheArchers

When were you ever not prying, Pat? #TheArchers

Tony searches for something important - his dignity perhaps? #TheArchers

No Soosan, so we've heard - many times #TheArchers

Snippy Emmurrrr, snippy #TheArchers

Blimey, are we reduced to love life nuggets of wisdom from Martyn bloody Gibson? #TheArchers

The Bluesky app seems completely ****ed for me 🙁 #TheArchers

Special meal at The Bull? Not chilli Soosan #TheArchers

Are the feeds working this evening? #TheArchers

You've been usurped Esme #TheArchers

Esme, as hard to shift as that tsunami of shit that swept through Ambridge #TheArchers

Feeds borked - again #TheArchers

It's a Frankenturkey #TheArchers

I'm feeling lurgified 🙁

"Your family really are wonderful". And so Esme tells us she knows nothing about the Bodge Farm Archers #TheArchers

There is literally no part of Wales so far from Borsetshire that Tom and Gnasher would need to set off at crack of dawn in order to get there Unless they’re going on the tractor #TheArchers

Tom, what an obnoxious **** #TheArchers

Here (just in time) #TheArchers

She broke up with him because he's an insufferable fucking bore #thearchers

Chris, snookered on the Christmas nookie front #TheArchers

Oh dear, that's a shame #TheArchers

Up there - where, the third floor? #TheArchers

She's going to sell Mankwold, isn't she? #Artisan #TheArchers

No tent pegs, Soosan? #TheArchers

Piss off Eddie #TheArchers

Going to south Wales for silage sounds like driving 50 miles for a penny off a litre of fuel #TheArchers

Ben pimping out his mother and sister 🙄 #TheArchers

Ah, that's why Josh was sniffing round #TheArchers

Why does Dayveed need to know about Esme's silage? #TheArchers

No soup, Pat? #TheArchers

No-one wants to be collared by Derek Fletcher #TheArchers

Esme, up for farmer of the year 2026 #TheArchers

How pissed I'd be if I took a drink every time Adam said "rare breed" #Countryfile

Oh bore off you three #TheArchers

The Maliks are staying, rejoice #TheArchers

Can she make Paul drift off elsewhere please? #TheArchers

WonderLen will clean up while you're out #TheArchers

Jeez, stop mollycoddling him #TheArchers

I hope the old git carks it #TheArchers

Old racist Lawrence doesn't want to be seen by a brown doctor #TheArchers

"Not very appetising" Complan? #TheArchers

"I felt a great disturbance in the Farce: as if a few dozen maniacs started typing ALL CAPS emails to Feedback about #TheArchers"

It's not therapy you need, it's a good, hard slap #TheArchers