"Some US politicians have reacted with alarm and questioned the US president’s mental state after Donald Trump issued an abusive, expletive-laden threat to Iran in which he called on the regime to “open the fuckin’ strait [of Hormuz], you crazy bastards ..." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Maybe Robert can teach the budgie to squawk "Shut up Lynda, you condescending harridan!" #TheArchers

Budgie cliff hanger! #TheArchers

Alan brings the house down with his sermon! #TheArchers

"In April 1976, the flawless Watergate film premiered in Washington – cast members and reporters share their memories of ‘the granddaddy of journalism movies’" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Good morning Easter Bunnies! My toaster broke down half way through toasting my hot cross buns ☹️ How's your day going? #WarmCrossBuns #Wordle 1,751 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Looking forward to this. Starts tonight at 6pm on BBC1. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1200 🌟 Length Score: 100% 💫 Rare long word found! 🚀 Letter Score: 81 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄷🄰🄽🄶

Afternoon Wordle Weekenders! Typical bank holiday weather so far. It's 15C/59F, with light cloud and a fresh breeze. Whatever you're up to, have a great day 😊 #Wordle 1,750 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Alice in Blunderland #ASongOrMovieForErrors

"The animals' natural behaviour of grazing, felling trees, eating bark and taking dust baths opens the canopy, allows woodland regeneration and creates new spaces for other wildlife." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Records for early spring occurrences are being smashed as 2026 looks to be the earliest this century for frogspawn laying, blackbirds nesting, brimstone butterflies emerging and hazel flowering, according to Nature’s Calendar ..." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I've just watched this. Beautiful and fascinating. Highly recommended. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1199 🌟 Length Score: 100% 🚀 Letter Score: 61 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄰🄶🄾

Good Friday everyone! It's 14C/57.2F here in Kent. Light rain is forecast and it's rather blowy out there! Enjoy the four day weekend and fingers crossed for some decent weather 😎 #Wordle 1,749 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Trump’s Easter message of hope The new Private Eye is out now.

"Three nuns who escaped from a care home to return to their convent in a castle close to Salzburg where they had spent most of their lives are a step closer to being able to stay there, sources close to them say." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

"Week in wildlife: a meep-meep roadrunner, a new frog species and Orkney voles. This week’s best wildlife photographs from around the world" www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Snigger. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1198 🌟 Length Score: 100% 🚀 Letter Score: 59 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄳🄰🅈

Afternoon all! That was marginally better than yesterday's white knuckle ride! It's a rather cool 11C/51.8F here in SE England, but it's getting better over the weekend, unless of course you're in Storm Dave's path, in which case, take care ☔ #Wordle 1,748 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"At 194 years old, Jonathan the giant tortoise was a youngster when Queen Victoria ascended to the throne – and has now lived long enough to fall victim to a crypto scam." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

This is horrific. My heart goes out to all of those affected. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

"New laws will make it easier to cancel subscriptions and get refunds for unwanted auto-renewals, the government has said. A crackdown on "subscription traps" could save the average person nearly £170 a year, according to the Department for Business and Trade (DBT)." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Take care everyone! www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

What a scumbag. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Jeez, it's all mental health and macaroons tonight! #TheArchers

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"A state banquet? While he's bombing the hell out of Iran and people are dying all over the Middle East...?" David Dimbleby, journalist and presenter, argues against King Charles' planned state visit to the US in April. #Newsnight

🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1197 🌟 Length Score: 100% 🚀 Letter Score: 76 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄼🄴🅁🄲

Bloody Hell! 😬 #Wordle 1,747 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

👀 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

"The UK will convene 35 countries to explore ways to reopen the strait of Hormuz, the vital shipping route for oil and gas that has been blocked by Iran." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

"The prime minister indicated that the conflict had refocused the government on “ambitious” new ties with Europe, economically and in defence, and said how Britain emerged from the crisis “would define us for a generation”." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

I think #TheArchers needs a Cocoon style storyline!

Lynda recruits volunteers for the Singingen Ringingen Bingingen Plingingen Tingingen Plinkingen Plonkingen Boingingen Easter Bloody Promises Tree #TheArchers

"The merlin, Britain’s smallest bird of prey, is one of more than 200 species that will become extinct in the UK if action is not taken to curb emissions and unsustainable land use, a study has claimed." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

"‘Discriminatory’ Israeli death penalty law would be war crime, says UN rights chief" www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

In this time of higher energy prices, please consider car sharing…

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes.

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🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1196 🌟 Length Score: 100% 💫 Rare long word found! 🚀 Letter Score: 66 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄿🄰🅃🄴

Hello everyone! It's a mild 15C/59F here today, with light rain and sunny intervals. Whatever you're up to, have a great day 😊 #Wordle 1,746 5/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ma...

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Afternoon all! Its a cool, sunny and breezy 11C/51F here in SE England. I hope your Monday is going well. 😊 #Wordle 1,745 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩