try to keep this going - we've doubled the number of signatures since yesterday. It is surely worthy of at least a debate in the commons.

#TheArchers Too many new people!

Quite interested in the farm inheritance planning tbh I know #TheArchers

#TheArchers They could get their Dad a physical therapist 😏#Landman #IfYouKnowYouKnow

#TheArchers Why not take advice from Brine on succession planning? 😏

#TheArchers Didn't Soozan go to prison for Clive?

the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo

Police & Crime Commissioners were a complete waste of money. I spoilt my ballot paper 14 years ago in protest. Shocking it took so long & wasted £millions. Could have spent it on a joined up police force? And does anyone want all these new mayors? #r4today

Criminy. It's taken them 800 years to get round to this?! www.hucknalldispatch.co.uk/news/politic...

George is currently not the most obnoxious person in the room. #TheArchers

Of course Weird Xander, with his cardigan and briefcase, has laughable hair. He probably smokes a pipe as well. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Is rage different from anger?

Seems unlikely Brian would have to run out for Scotch tbh #TheArchers

#TheArchers "Kids? Don't I have some somewhere?"

#TheArchers Shouldn't Kate be on board with reconciliation etc?

#TheArchers What, no to sausage and mash from across the village?

#TheArchers Amber will expect A Lot!

#TheArchers Does George know the shop's safe combination code?

I was 20 when HS2 was announced. Great to know i’ll probably be in my late 60s when the Birmingham-Manchester section starts work let alone finishes. Seems like a country doing things the right way!

#TheArchers How desperate is Hellin? Ask for a lot Akram!

#TheArchers Ambridge doctor doesn't need to strike for more money then 🤔

#TheArchers Hellin makes a bake klaxon.

Clarrie: Keiraluv, is your bag still packed from when you was running away? Keira: nods (silently) Clarrie: let's you and Granma have an adventure together with MY REDUNDANCY MONEY. Keira: nods. Grabs bag and Clarrie's hand. Both smile and LEAVE! #TheArchers

#TheArchers Is Adam leaving?

Is Helen going to offer Akram Adam's slave labour job? #TheArchers

#TheArchers Inheritance Tax klaxon

"As this short life of ours increases its ever accelerating event-horizon, the mill-stones of youth become endearingly priceless jewels from a poignantly uncomprehended past. Oh well, ho-hum". David Bowie 13.07.1989 #r4today #DavidBowie

#TheArchers If it was Markie's gang what was the CCTV at The Bull issue?

#TheArchers That's true Eddie. It's a struggle! Onwards and upwards.

#TheArchers A bit if rain won't stop the games.

#TheArchers Jazzer's heavy lifting.

#TheArchers Heavy lifting tricks!

#TheArchers I missed the Highland Games. Where do I enter?

#TheArchers Could Brad hack CCTV?

#TheArchers Ambridge weather up-to-date!

Enjoyed #OneBattleAfterAnother but didn't think the letter at the end rang true with the character, or the tone of the rest of the film.

Are there any words which strike fear into the hearts of Radio 4 listeners more than 'new comedy'? #TheArchers

#TheArchers Sudden relapse for George?

#TheArchers Will.

Please don’t cause drama? But this whole thing is contemporary drama in a rural setting. #TheArchers

#TheArchers 'So have you!'

#TheArchers I'd forgotten about Rob and George.

#TheArchers A hot pot? In hospital?

#TheArchers Why has Hellin got it in for George?

#TheArchers January 😬

Who could access the system? Fallon Kenton Harrison Tracey Mick Lilian #TheArchers Anyone else?

#TheArchers What if it was someone out in the ether George? Who listen to you week in week out...

#TheArchers George will be REALLY angry when Amber takes up with Brad.

#TheArchers No personality change then George 🙄