#TheArchers Isn't Brine raising suspicion with this money offer?

#TheArchers George doesn't know Ruiarighri beat him up does he? Will Brine tell him?

George's baby. Like Rosemary's baby. But, much, much worse. #thearchers

#TheArchers Could Ruarighrighi get work as a gigolo? Again. Or is he still pretending to be a farmer?

#TheArchers Brine's cross Tracey met the posh lawyer...

#TheArchers Ooh a befriending scheme 😬 Is Alan actually good at this vicaring thing?

#TheArchers Alan, don’t beat yourself up. No one had heard of Mulligan a few months back.

#TheArchers Who's Mulligan?

#TheArchers Missed a few this week, but did Brine already know about Ruairighiri and Julianne?

Another idea for the rewilding - reintroduce bison to Borsetshire? #TheArchers Hopes for breeding bison herd in new location www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pat's soup, which has been handed down from mother to daughter since 1439, when Pat's ancestress first boil washed her teatowels. #TheArchers

#TheArchers You can't turn down soup in Ambridge

#TheArchers George giving therapy advice 🤔

What a cow. I hope Dane ditches her first. Unceremoniously. #TheArchers

🚜 Jeremy Clarkson sums up the absurdity perfectly: Britain 🇬🇧 forces its farmers to meet extremely strict and expensive standards and then allows wholesalers to import food produced to completely different rules. #Brexit

Do you really think smashing the windows of establishments, just because they have even the most tenuous association with Jews, can be categorised as “petty symbolism”? What an abominable piece of writing.

#TheArchers Wasn't paying only some of the players the problem?

#TheArchers There'll be a lot of Silents to make up the numbers for a cricket team. Didn't know Lillian's had disbanded?

#TheArchers Was Brine speeding?

#TheArchers Where's Anna on holiday? Sri Lanka? Never getting back...

#TheArchers Of course Gnasher's annoyed on Mother's Day.

#TheArchers Is Otto an Angus?

@mattrudd.bsky.social Can't agree with you about cards. There are many acceptable options! Like this for Valentine's Day - or even a Wedding Anniversary 😏

I would quite like to hear Brian managing Spiritual home though. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Lovely colours Amber.

#TheArchers How could Brine manage Spiritual Home 😄

#TheArchers All this sleeping position stuff...how do people control how they're lying when they're asleep?

#TheArchers Oh Brine.

Kate wants to move to Scotland? She’s got TWO children in South Africa!!!! Yakult, why would you need to move? Tell Brine to PUSH OFF!!!! #TheArchers

Reminds me of this @mrsmhere.bsky.social. Good for #TheArchers tweetalong I reckon 😏

A great summary of the plight the UK is in and the ridiculous @edmilibandmp.bsky.social is now in charge of. And #KeirStarmer too weak to challenge him. @labouruk.bsky.social #NetZero

#TheArchers Is Chris getting jealous?

#TheArchers How many cricket teams can one village support?

#TheArchers Poor Kirstee.

#TheArchers Overthinking it Rex?

#TheArchers Shout across the whole village Rex

Oh please don't get me worrying about people who not only don't exist, but don't even talk! #TheArchers

Nooo. It's Helen who needs to move to Scotland. #thearchers

What is this mindless meddling from Brian? #TheArchers

#TheArchers where else can the first minute of a programme be about a horses arse? 🙌

Err, Kate is very used to being far away from descendants. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Josh in a few weeks.

#TheArchers Moving to Patagonia. Or moving to...The Stables.

Brian meddles in his children’s lives: “Rex, Alice has had her starter marriage; why don’t you propose?” #TheArchers

#TheArchers Don't like the name Peg. Poor baby.

#TheArchers Reeling with the farming intel this week.

#TheArchers Sweetage?!

It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did. But if your mate put you there? That's fine. Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.