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#TheArchers Hellin and private school...

#TheArchers 'All your skills'

#TheArchers Botanicals. That's original... 😬

#TheArchers Which Archer did Rex's dad have a fling with?

#TheArchers Montbeliardes. Always remind me...

Helen: I hope WE won’t have a massive bust up like the Aldridges! Us and the Scriptwriters: #TheArchers

#TheArchers If you want a bust up tell Hellin about the private school plans, Tom...

#TheArchers When will they decide to ask Tony and Pat for cash?

#TheArchers Yes. Stop for an expensive coffee and cake 🙄

#TheArchers Separate the twins!!

#TheArchers Did they even look round Loxley Barrett? Village school probably has lovely grounds.

#TheArchers A deep focus helicopter view...

#TheArchers Gnasher's leather trousers will have to go on Vinted.

#TheArchers Where's the modelling money gone?

#TheArchers Is the Cathedral School still available?

I'm sure it was parents like Natasha who lead to the head being on long term sick leave. #thearchers

#TheArchers 'Pass me the worming gun'. 😂

#TheArchers I'm sure I remember a long time ago that Toby and Rex discussed competing for heiress Pip's attention. Is Rex after Alice's money?

Is it me @dumteedum.bsky.social , or is #TheArchers always better when Brian is going full Brian?

#TheArchers Not the Mental Incapacity Clause.

#TheArchers Carol doesn't sound nearly frail or confused enough.

#TheArchers Become a governor Ian!

#TheArchers Did Ian just call Adam Legolas? TMI!

Gawd, not Carol and Anna again! It's the same scene over and over again! 😵‍💫 #TheArchers

Cliffhanger of bombshell? #TheArchers I’ll take either - preferably both

#TheArchers This private school thing will open up a can of worms.

Oh, please #TheArchers SWs. Please let Kirsty have this baby!

Is this the first time in #TheArchers that anyone's that Nova and Seren have different personalities?

#TheArchers Will Kate want to try again with Jakob...

#TheArchers Kate will be delighted!

#TheArchers Lucky Head... 😬

#TheArchers More Montys!

Has Kate ever used a dust pan and brush before #TheArchers

“Or until she’s ‘too infirm to stand trial’ whichever comes first” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#TheArchers Gnasher trying to sell old tools. Poor Tom.

Thanks #Brexiters Two-tier entry fees overseas add hundreds to Britons’ holidays cost share.google/bBJB9guB0ejZ...

#TheArchers Unlike Anna who leaves Carol to the rest of the village to look after 🤔

#TheArchers Does Lynda know Carol?

#TheArchers The 'chilled' is probably redundant, Lynda.

Just reading Rumer Godden's lovely autobiography A Time to Dance No, Time to Weep. I knew she reminded me of someone 😏 #TheArchers

#TheArchers Talk to Brine and make him give Adam the farm

Ian kicking off his General Manager career by indulging in a little nepotism. #TheArchers

So now we know that Kate was happy to make her parents homeless, and to break her mother's heart, for the sake of a vanity project. #TheArchers

#TheArchers A job at Grey Gables you say, Ian🤔

#TheArchers He said, you said, Adam 🤔

#TheArchers You haven't got an affinity with cheese Soozan

#TheArchers Don't be funny with Tracey, Soozan...

Has Debbie flown back to Hungary?.. all that way for one episode. #thearchers

#TheArchers Very good idea to do a SL on elderly confusion etc, but Carol sounds too robust.