Excited to say that’s it my very first day as Head of Publishing Administration for the Office of Budget Responsibility. Exciting things to come!

Beaver Day! Totes emosh. #TheArchers

The BBC is certainly having a day.

In the span of a hour, they stealth edited the article from trans woman to "biological male who identifies as a woman." The BBC isn't fit for purpose.

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

The power of Ian Wright

Arab children buried in the rubble again - as Israel murders civilians with impunity. We just learned this week that all of the TNT the US uses is made in Poland and all of the TNT Isreal uses in it’s Genocide in Palestine - comes from the US, originating in Europe. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Labour, the party of entrenched patriarchy & misogyny, and a threat to everyone not white, abled, straight & cisgender.

It's dark and cold, so cheer yourself up by searching for a little owl hidden in flowers, leaves, shells, and seeds.

Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance #TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames *** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *

Helen deserves some happiness, and I hope her Highland fling will be good for her. Tom, on the other hand... #TheArchers

My grandmother was a refugee, arriving in this country on the Kindertransport. It seems our Home Secretary would take that child's paltry belongings and send her back to die alongside her parents in Auschwitz.

Shabana Mahmood will send jack booted ICE agents into her own community in Birmingham. She’s got perpetual fancy jobs and pensions she doesn’t give a shit.

This is a very dark day.

Highland fling klaxon #TheArchers

Ousted Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad has £55m in a London bank account. Syrians asylum seekers arriving in Britain with a few gold bangles could soon have them confiscated.

Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson. That's it. That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.

The relish with which both interviewer and interviewee discuss exactly what assets will be seized from people is chilling. Anyone still left in the Labour Party must take a long look in the mirror and ask themselves whether they can live with the consequences of their actions now.

I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge. Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots. A thread 🧵 1/8 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Beaver Day postponed. Nice one, all the kids are crying now. #TheArchers

I wish George would drop this "babe" stuff, it's cringe. #TheArchers

It's Beaver Eve in Ambridge #TheArchers

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Did she believe that last year or is this a new belief she's picked up recently?

Listening to #R4Today this morning is like watching a snake eat itself.

"Hello, and where is my dinner?" #Raffles

I like his style. This heist continues to entertain.

Democracy: the act of asking a bunch of bond trading cokehead scum how they think Britain should be governed, then doing it

Have just found a Reddit thread of people who did not enjoy Cloud Atlas, which has made me feel better about abandoning it. The internet has its uses.

One thing life has taught me is that big decisions after bereavement need to be thought through very carefully. #TheArchers

TMI, Chris. #TheArchers

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

Great point. Please look after our spiky little pals 🦔🦔🦔

NGL, the first thing I would do as mayor if I ever won would be to throw a block party.

I wonder how Mick would react if someone was abusive towards Grey Gables staff? #TheArchers

Not seen any article refer to white British man Andrew Windsor as “white British”

Time to wheel out one of twitters greatest moments

An interesting insight into the men behind the flag raising movement.

Something I love about archival films is that when someone had a couple feet of film left on a roll they'd often use it to film their cat. So many films finish with a few seconds of cats So, here's some cats from the 1950s and 60s. They were loved Scanned from 8mm films #Film #History #Cats

A thimble full of beauty and colour, to brighten up your Monday morning. 💐

Spend two minutes and fifty-two seconds of your extra hour this morning watching this.

Ruairi is getting more like Brian by the day. #TheArchers

Isn't it just a bit weird that Miranda wants that house? #TheArchers

What's that noise? Jenny, spinning in her grave. #TheArchers

Yes, George, you need to widen your job search. Ideally, to where no one knows you. #TheArchers

Cor, this stuff is a bit moreish.

Caturday Eve

"Let's try and bury this. The oiks won't remember a thing by Monday." I'm hoping this book is going to make sure he's buried.

The awards ceremony sounds dull as dishwater, tbh. #TheArchers