That's it. End the tournament now.

"She was also a really nice person and we're not used to that in Ambridge." #TheArchers

#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

Don't know why Josh has thrown his toys out the pram in such a vile manner. He's always had business interests away from the farm and Pip hasn't. Of course, if Ruth and David had had a proper conversation with all of them when Ben decided to be a nurse, this could've been avoided. #TheArchers

Josh really is being horrible. Would all this be going on if Pip were marrying a man? Yes, she and Stella are mismatched, but maybe there's something more at play. 🧐 #TheArchers

The question asked during almost every episode. 🤣 #TheArchers

The worst thing about being arrested on your birthday is it rules out the possibility of getting a cake with a file in it for another 364 days.

Extreme privilege leads to a total lack of regard for others, and that in part is due to the terrible judgement that privilege allows, as well as entitlement. Now arrest everyone else too.

I'm here for someone upsetting the apple cart with the Brookfield lot! #TheArchers I actually hope he just points out that Pip is weird and Stella can do better. 😆

No live #TheArchers for me tonight as I'm just back from a work thing in Dumfries and Galloway. I managed to fit in lunch at the lovely Clachan Inn in St John's Town of Dalry (pictured). Excellent fish finger sandwich (not pictured due to speedy scoffing).

I ❤️ #WowWednesday (and the Lake District and Cumbria in general!)

The last time Dad curled was so long ago that it was on a frozen dam pond, and yet he's sure all the curlers at the Olympics have the wrong tactics. 😆🫣🥌 #WinterOlympics

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

actually if you pick up a pancake its mother will abandon it

Ooh, is Zack the guy who accused Rex of stealing his watch? #TheArchers

Everyone in Betrayal on ITV is horrible. There's no one for the audience to root for. And Nikki Amuka-Bird is totally wasted. She's such a great actor.

Billionaires are money hoarders. No one can spend $1 billion, let alone $100bn, on things they & their families need, or even really want. If they gave away 99% of their loot, this lot would still be absurdly, obscenely rich. Their wealth is socially useless, kept out of circulation for status alone

What is the World Cup of #TheArchers? It’s a knockout-style competition to decide the nation’s favourite residents of Ambridge: past and present. The tournament will start with heats, where you can vote in categories such as farmers, pub staff, chefs and cooks, actors, vets, vicars, and more.

This is a longshot, but are any editors looking for review coverage from the Glasgow Film Festival or Frightfest? I'll be attending in late Feb/early March, and there are definitely a few premieres on the schedule, especially in the horror genre.

I love Rex. He’s solid and stable. Saw him more with Kirsty than Alice though. #TheArchers

I think Crimestoppers need to launch a Borsetshire campaign. #TheArchers

80-year-old dad glued to the Winter Olympics: "I can't get into these Games at all." 🤣

Miss Babs: “Mystery solved, Mrs O! It was Mr Ruairi, on the bridle path, with the bottle of Chardonnay!” Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers #Cluedo

Can you tell I've spent my whole life correcting people who insist on calling me 'Ellen-ah'? 🤣🤣🤣

Urgh, the only thing I hate more than the Fagerson/Ferguson mispronunciation in men's rugby is people calling Michele Lamaro 'Me-shelly'. Also, Mirco as 'Murco', Antoine as 'Anton' and the twit who thought Charles Ollivon's nickname was 'Sharl'. So yeah, quite a long list really. 😆 #RugbyUnion

Speed of the game did for England and that was Finn making it fast. Scotland knew they couldn't win an arm wrestle, so they made sure it was a continual mad dash around the pitch. Love it! #SCOvENG #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

What a match. 🤯 #SCOvENG #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion

Huge compliment from my sister to Ben White: she says he reminds her of Gary Armstrong. 😊 #SCOvENG #CalcuttaCup #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion And if you don't know who G Armstrong is, check yourself.

Right. Pouring myself a big gin. #SCOvENG #MensSixNations #RugbyUnion

These in-game ads suck.

So Ruairi in the slammer and Paul free to pursue someone much better? He's far too good for drawling-entitlement-on-legs. #TheArchers

Curling is very straightforward and yet there is so much about it I don’t understand Why is the hammer significant Why is it split by gender Why are they all Scottish

So you can compete at the Olympics if you have a criminal record, but you can't commemorate your former teammates who died in a war. Got it.

Depends in my family as a few relatives have the same name. So my dad is always Uncle Sandy to my grown-up cousins because there's another Sandy ("young Sandy"/"cousin Sandy"). My nieces and nephews call him Grandy Sandy. 😊 #TheArchers

There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.

Heading to Florence soon and was wondering if anyone had friends living there who might be happy to chat to me or meet me for coffee (it’s not about accommodation, I have that already)

Ash Sarkar, "Jim Ratcliffe is a stinking hypocrite" "He became a tax resident of Monaco to save £4 billion that could have gone towards British schools, the British NHS, towards British defence, instead he decided he wanted that money for his own pocket"

This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.

Who would be hiding at Lilian's? Not Justin, because it's his actual home, which he wouldn't hide in. Kate, perhaps? She might seek refuge at her aunt's house. #TheArchers

The super wealthy & billionaires stir up hatred against immigrants because they’re scared stiff that otherwise people will realise that they’re the biggest drain on resources & cause the most damage to infrastructure through not paying their bleeding taxes. Always playing us off against each other.

Babysitting my nieces so no live #TheArchers for me tonight. Lots of questions from the 6-year-old, including "Could humans go backwards and become monkeys again?"

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, right off. Oldest trick in the book to blame things on those who have been 'othered'. And it's the oldest trick of the thickest.

And much like the pizza van delivering my groceries, I'd quite like Chelsea to turn up at my house in her horse box and do my hair. No plumbing, no problem - rinse off the shampoo and conditioner with the garden hose. 😉 #TheArchers (Rinse off the dye really because I am going grey!)

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

I want all the good things for Chelsea. 😊🙏😊 #TheArchers

HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.” hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...

Went to a screening of C4’s new fact-based drama #DirtyBusiness and it will surely rouse unfettered fury towards the water industry. The story of how two retirees uncovered a sewage scandal, and how raw sewage led to the death of 8-year-old Heather Preen, is urgent, infuriating, & heart-breaking