Did Brian just say he's compost mentis? #TheArchers

Ha! Alice sending Adam to the naughty step. #TheArchers

I can't remember much about Erik. I wonder if he just needs more time to process the news. They really need a proper face-to-face conversation about what they expect from each other as there's been little sign of proper commitment so far. #TheArchers

Debbie! #TheArchers

"Could that AI question be a regular search engine query?" needs to be the new "Could that meeting be an email?"

Darren Jones on Laura Kuenssberg spoke of "having a Town Hall" meaning a public meeting (a term I learnt from 'Parks and Recreation') then referred to the local/county elections as "midterms". There is no logical reason for the adoption of these American terms. 😡

That's a British summer for you. One minute you're in your speedos, next minute you need a jacket.

Bob Fosse & Shirley MacLaine on the set of Sweet Charity 📷 Lawrence Schiller for Life magazine, 1968

🚨 It’s official!!! 🚨 The U.K’s National Energy System Operator has just confirmed that on 22 April 2026 Britain set a new record of 98.8% zero carbon electricity…🇬🇧♻️⚡️🔋💡💪🥳

You can cry with happiness, Helen. Or perhaps you wouldn't know that. #TheArchers

Ooh Helen, can you pop round to the loos at the café with me. #TheArchers

Hi Folks, I need to address something that has been bugging me for some time. long thread coming. I've been witnessing one of the worst abuses of AI on FB for some time involving Larry and many of mine and my colleague's photos.

Happy #EarthDay 🌍 We only have one Planet Earth, so take good care of it.💚

History shows that when we change our perspective, we change our hearts and our policy. It's time to see the big picture again. #SeeTheBigPicture #ArtemisII #NASA #EarthDay

Not to be seen on the BBC TV News, doesn’t suit their agenda . Also not to be seen in the Telegraph, Express, Mail, Sun, etc. And nowadays not in the Guardian either.

Maybe medieval animals actually looked like that

Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience...

The excellent drama series Chernobyl is being broadcast on Sky Mix Freeview Channel 11 across the week from tonight at 9pm. It's the first time it's been available as free-to-air in the UK.

I'm concerned that we've been seeing a much more stable and happy Alice recently. If her Dad, brother or both end up prosecuted over George, will she hold herself ultimately responsible for George 'helping' her when she passed out in the car, and spiral out of control again? #TheArchers

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This probably means that councils are going to be run by amateurs, some enthusiastic, some well-meaning, some indifferent, some greedy, some completely unhinged for a couple of years. Sadly, I doubt it will be an improvement

“I’ll be voting for Reform - it can’t get any worse” Oh it really can. You put a bunch of corrupt, racist, incompetent, lying Trumpists in charge and things will get very much worse. Potholes and empty shops will feel unimportant compared to the loss of the NHS, social care and a torched economy.

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

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If your criticism of Eurovision was that the event wasn't political enough, the 2026 edition will be for you!

Totally unnecessary cover klaxon 🚨 #totp

Are we sure Rosie is uni material? #TheArchers

"It's a great tit." "They're small aren't they?" We all have different preferences. #TheArchers

Remember the unconfined joy when peace finally broke out in 1986?

1777: Cucumbers swell.

I seemed to have missed Chelsea taking Bert to the Sorbonne. #TheArchers

If you want to understand why our economy is rigged for the super rich, look at this graph.

Wes Streeting must kick Palantir out of our NHS. Donald Trump's favourite tech giant shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Brits' private health data. There are fantastic British tech firms who would be far better and safer for the NHS.

🆘 Need some urgent help on this Rejoin EU poll. Vote and RT ✅ www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

When Lennon quipped that the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus" in an interview in 1966 it nearly derailed them in America. The KKK burned their records & merch on pyres, there were repeated death threats and it was one of the factors that led them to stop touring Trump’s done far worse today

Spelling Bee Pronouncer: The word is “Seaward”. Seaward. Student: C, U, N… Spelling Bee Pronouncer: I’m going to stop you there…

Here she is at the March on Washington wearing her Resistance medals, incredible flex

Have we heard Bert speak before? #TheArchers

Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

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Fletcher sounded pretty chirpy for a stressed budgie 🤔 #TheArchers

Where did this budgie come from? Why has a teenage boy ended up being responsible for re-homing it? #TheArchers

Clean, safe, cheap, renewable energy that you don't have to fight deadly wars or destroy the environment to get. Good for wildlife, too, when done properly. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Frankly this policy alone is enough to fight Reform over tooth and nail. The Surrey Hills has been targeted for fracking. All our drinking water comes from ground water. These morons would poison our drinking water to make a few bob for billionaires. Over my dead body.

Woke up too early this morning worrying about things beyond my control and remembered that if you turn on the White stork live cam from Sussex it’s possible to hear a wonderful dawn chorus as it begins and builds (as well as beak clattering) www.youtube.com/live/s0liN8A...

I can't remember which of my people recommended this, but thank you, it's a delight. It's from 1990 with Michael Williams playing Charles Pooter. Available on BBC Sounds for just 15 more days.

Greta Thunberg "WTF is anyone even doing at this point, we have normalized Genocide and the eradication of an entire people." Greta is right as usual.

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not resolving anything.” After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.