Tracey’s wise. Of course boys shouldn’t ’tough it out’ when they’re down #thearchers

Brad and his mum have such a sweet relationship #thearchers

#bbcpm Fartage: “Who’s going to be paying all these extra taxes?” Everyone else: Your rich mates, boo hoo 😁

Get him out of any public position and into the obscurity he deserves. Vile specimen.

🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share. Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Regretfully need to remind certain accounts on here that if you tag me in a post to solicit money, I will block you immediately

Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the beavers of Ambridge heheh #thearchers

So Josh is still milking for La Mulligan, is he? I hope he’s being paid, given that she made noises about running the farm herself, casual labour and savings a couple of weeks ago 😒 #thearchers

In fact, as it’s a commercial flock, the Grundys are breaking the law by letting ‘they turkeys’ outside during the daytime, regardless of how many birds in the flock there are. Regs came into force for whole of England on Nov 6th according to DEFRA Oopsie 😳 #thearchers

In fact, as it’s a commercial flock, the Grundys are breaking the law by letting ‘they turkeys’ outside during the daytime, regardless of how many birds in the flock there are. Regs came into force for whole of England on Nov 6th according to DEFRA Oopsie 😳 #thearchers

Interesting ‘they’ Grundy turkeys are still outside during the day despite the bird flu order. Either they’ve got less than 50 birds or Eddie’s being naughty #thearchers

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

Ruth: “Why didn’t you tell us about the decorating?” Leonard: “Because the SW needed a cliffhanger heheh” #thearchers

Amber thinks Gawwge stole the turkey money doesn’t she? #thearchers

Still slightly disappointed Leonard isn’t a swinger 😁 #thearchers

Don’t you mean “they turkeys” Eddie? 😏 #thearchers

Pip. 🤮 #thearchers

I had no idea that Clarrie actor Heather is 81. The drunk vicar sounds like an arse - and one wonders why his ‘friend’ the Bishop of Lincoln didn’t check how he was getting home #thearchers

“the scale of suffering is still very much up to us. We still have the ability to minimise overshoot”

Yep. Which is why I use DuckDuckGo

Is Leonard a swinger? Hilarious 🤣 #thearchers

“Johnson declined to comment” 😑

Amber’s going to go for this isn’t she 😏 #thearchers

Oh dear.

Isn’t this secretly negotiated peace plan a capitulation? All those deaths and suffering, millions displaced, billions of pounds of destruction, Ukrainian children abducted and taken to Russia. All for - what? So that two evil old men can sit like toads in the WH & Kremlin and claim it’s fair?

Also #badbathrooms heheh

First great grandchild rather a nice birthday present for Brian. Even if she is named after his MIL 😁 #thearchers

Kate: “Feeebeee! You’ve had your baby!” Phoebe: “Have I really?” 😒 #thearchers

Laughing out loud at Kate’s homely birth-wisdom, delivered via Jakob #thearchers

It’s official: Johnson was an arsehole Appalling loss of life Parties

😬 And yet, the council coalition in place before May were doing a reasonably good job I wish other voters weren’t such pillocks

"It’s not just that demand has grown, it’s the amount each family needs has grown as well," says Emilie de Bruijn, who runs a baby bank in Hartlepool.

A friend used to ask me why billionaires want MORE money when no one could ever spend the tiniest fraction of what they have... ...and I said they want infinite dollars to ensure their IMMUNITY -- for all the crimes they'd done and still wanted to do. Current events indicate I was right.

🧵1/ Threat, by Reform and Conservatives, to join Russia and Belarus outside European Convention on Human Rights has, rightly, attracted condemnation. But Labour need scrutiny too, suggesting leaving another, less well known, international agreement, the Aarhus Convention. My new piece in @bmj.com

Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: "When the planet heats up beyond 1.5 degrees, the impacts don't get just slightly worse. Scientists warn that massive, self-reinforcing changes could be set off, having devastating impacts around the world." www.npr.org/2025/11/19/n...

And is Kirsty being paid? #thearchers

Tom is a graceless knobber isn’t he? Is Henry even being paid? #thearchers

Interesting cast list for 7th-12th Dec. Includes a character I thought we’d seen the back of, tbh #thearchers

It’s a bloody horrible night out there. Rain/sleet and only just above freezing. A good time to remember rough sleepers, if can spare any cash emmaus.org.uk/north-east/w...

Is baby going to be born in Blackpool? A Lancastrian by birth! #thearchers

#Badbathrooms award for being… a touch Busy 😏

Every day it astounds me that USA elected this

For those with the time, inclination and money there will be the #AcademicArchers conference next year in Warwick from 27-29 March. #TheArchers www.academicarchers.net

In Britain, child poverty is at its highest level since comparable records began in 2002 — and among the highest in Europe — even though most poor households have at least one working parent.

I’m trying to work out the bedrooms thing. #thearchers Bedroom 1 Hazel on her own Bedroom 2 Kate and Lilian (Justin? Jakob?) Bedroom 3 Helen and Leonie Bedroom 4 Tony and Ruarigh? Is that everyone? Unless Bedroom 2 has >1 set of bunks, there seem to be fewer beds than people. 🤷‍♀️

Hmm… if Helen likes Finlay the Crofter then so will Gnasha. Just saying 😏 #thearchers

“Go with the flow? Good idea darling. Where’s the bar?” 😏 #thearchers

Stable block 😏 #thearchers