‘We’re visiting MPs constituencies on each Friday up until Christmas because we’ve got to fill the December news vacuum somehow!” #bbcpm

Why don’t those daft Fairbrother twonks rent that farm? They moved to Ambridge to become farmers (without a farm which is usually a minimum requirement for the farming lark)! Ok - one has moved away but he could return - his child still lives there! #TheArchers

If you saved $5,000 a day since 1492 when Columbus ‘discovered’ America you still wouldn’t be a billionaire (nobody can do that on wages - average US daily wage is $250)! #wato have a billionaire on telling us we have a fairly equal society! Yup!

As if anyone takes Mel Stride seriously! #wato

Wonder if the anti vax wibble movement has contributed to the surge in flu cases - they’ve done their own research you know (watched a YouTube video made by that bloke who talks to himself at bus stops)! #r4today

2 weeks today - Christmas (enjoy it while it lasts)! 3 weeks today - January (nobody enjoys that)! #r4today

#r4today Why do the BBC continually platform this dodgy propaganda outfit

Emma Barnett - Labour ‘stuffing the Lords’ with new Peers. Tory girl making sure she uses pejorative language to attack the actions of the government (just like she always did on 5live). Even Henry Zeffman felt compelled to correct her ‘it’s still full of Tories’! #r4today

House of Lords hereditary peers breaking precedent by blocking legislation from the manifesto of a party that won a general election. Sooner they get booted out next year the better #r4today

Fans of #TheArchers might like To Walk Invisible on BBC4 tonight at 10.00pm! BBC Bronte biopic from Christmas 2016 and not broadcast since (other than on BritBox)! Also on iplayer

You’d think Trump would want his own font - pretty sure those Roman Emperors did that? Trajan for instance came from his celebratory obelisk! The orange man missed a trick there! #bbcpm

Badenoch has given Sharon Davies a seat in the Lords! No doubt Justin Webb will interview her on #r4today the first chance he gets #bbcpm

Thinking about Gingerbread Houses looks to me like that Witch in Hansel & Gretel had been done over by her estate agent - hardly a sound construction method! Ditto that Witch who had a house on chicken legs! Should have had a full survey done! #bbcpm

U.S. Plans to Scrutinize Foreign Tourists’ Social Media History www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t... If you’ve criticised Trump you probably won’t be allowed to go on holiday to the USA! Fine - go to Canada and spend your money there instead! #bbcpm #lbc

I went to see the Turner Prize Exhibition and whilst the winners work wasn’t my favourite it did have merit in that it was visually striking (I’ve edited myself out of the corner of this picture because I dislike being photographed) #wato

Stop using that barmy old coot Lord Sumption - there are plenty of other former jurists out there! #wato

Maybe it’s the beginning of a Survivors style global pandemic (1970s version) and only 1 of the Ambridge residents (Kate probably) will survive! Helen will be found stiff as a board with her feet sticking out of a vat of cheese! Super fun! #TheArchers

Not this again and for the next 18 months - French Far Right Leader tipped to win first round of French Presidential Election! Yes - he is BUT the BBC aren’t telling us it’s a 2 stage process and his chances of winning the 2nd stage runoff are zero - zero - just like every other time! #bbcpm

What’s with the security services and these testosterone infused code names - seriously think they’re playing at being James Bond or doing the old Richard Burton ‘Broadsword calling Danny Boy’! Why Stakeknife? Wouldn’t Perfumed Ponce have done just as well? #wato

Turner Prize - went to see the exhibition this year and the work of Mohamed Sami seemed the most interesting! #wato

9th December is Weary Willie Day - named in honour of the American Clown of yesteryear #r4today

In Headingley Leeds an undercover group were slashing the tyres of oversized cars parked outside - one lady who went to the papers complaining she couldn’t visit her elderly mother after that was told ‘you don’t need a tank to go see a relative’ #r4today

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... normally nothing comes of these cases (especially if it’s the Electoral Commission or Election Court involved) BUT this looks different - police in charge with what looks like a lot of evidence! See what happens #bbcpm #lbc

No such thing as ‘cheap copper piping’ - copper piping was the only kind that plumber from Moonstruck used and he was loaded #TheArchers

No Shula in the cast list next week! Just a dismal ‘we must clean this house’ storyline then #TheArchers

How do you celebrate the festive season down under on Bondi Beach? Does Father Christmas wear a thong? Absurd! #TheArchers

What will Lily do with the rest of her life? Have babies like all women in Ambridge are obliged to (some sort of by law against remaining childless) #TheArchers

Sunday filler episode! #TheArchers

Take Freddie with you on that year written out down under - maybe he could go swimming in the shark areas #TheArchers

Her family owns a Stately Home but she lives in a houseshare? #TheArchers

Tedious Paul!! Hand hovering over Off Switch #TheArchers

Not another cowing adaptation of Pride & Prejudice? Lawds sake!! #TheArchers

Oi Zuckerberg - I won’t be paying £12.00 a month for a blue tick because I don’t have money to burn and I’m not funny in the head (in fact I’m seriously considering ditching your rancid platform altogether)! Facebook my wrong end! #wato

“What you up to Diogenes?” ‘I’ve just been listening to Zarah Sultana so I’m going out to look for anyone who might vote for Your Party!’ “Blimey - you’re going to need a bigger lamp” ‘Don’t I know it!’ #lbc #wato

Tory Peer Lord Offal (so called because he talks absolute tripe) has defected to Reform! #r4today

“Give generously to those in need, don’t act selfishly and don’t seek recognition” says Thought for the Day dude! Yup! #r4today

Doesn’t Trump know FIFA bought his ‘Peace Prize’ off eBay for $47.00 (plus postage and packing) - thing is completely meaningless! #r4today

5th December is Krampusnacht - where you tell naughty children demons will visit them under cover of darkness and torment them (this isn’t in the least traumatising apparently)! #Newsnight #TheArchers

Read the Telegraph says a joker on #bbcaq Seriously - someone actually said that!!

The judge adjourns the court at 2pm on Thursday with a Tuesday return so he can get in a long weekend on the golf course! Get on with it - start the case and sit every day until there’s a verdict! It isn’t complicated #bbcaq

World Cup Draw today (5.00pm UK time)! This mathematical formula explains how FIFA allocates teams to particular pots and why teams can’t be drawn against each other etc! Should help everyone follow the process! #wato

Wonder if Farage knows his typical followers all have box sets of every show he just slagged off and frequently post on social media about how they wish the BBC still made programmes like these “before they went all politically correct with that Gary Lineker!”? #bbcpm #bbcqt

Right wing daftie Farage clearly doesn’t understand satire (any show with Alf Garnett) nor does he realise Bernard Manning wasn’t a BBC artiste - in fact - he was de facto banned! BBC response to Farage must be “shut up you tart!” #bbcpm

Emma Barnett claims not to know what Trip Hop is? Tricky! #r4today

They’re trying to kid us on they don’t plug Farage and his rancid crew day in day out - that’s what this Spotify bilge is really about #r4today

Sorry but why are they constantly plugging podcasts on here? Seriously question why they’re even doing podcasts - surely they should focus 100% on to air content given the financial constraints the BBC are under. #r4today

History (sort of repeating itself) in the next generation after Emma married Ed (or the other one) but actually wanted to be with the other one (or Ed - depending which one she’d married) if that all makes sense! #TheArchers

This headline will not be repeated by most other newspapers, neither will it lead the TV news. Our agenda-driven, bad faith media is one of the major reasons why we’re in the fix we’re in and why the government is terrified of taking the steps needed to change things. More fool them.

This ex Tory MP was interested in pulling tractors - ‘just look at the size of those tyres’! #TheArchers

Nick Robinson who gets £414,000 a year for a couple of days work thinks junior doctors are being paid too much for their 100hour weeks. Yup! #r4today