Is #TheArchers going to make me cry over a fictional pony now? It'll be Weaver all over again.

Let's be honest, we all kinda wish we could see this bell pepper that offended Oliver so much 😆🤭🤭 #TheArchers

The sisterhood survives. Grá for the Mná! #TraitorsIRL

That side eye 😆😆😆😆 #TraitorsIRL

Come on Kelley, get this right!!!! #TraitorsIRL

I hate flying, so I would be clinging to every surface with every fibre of my being in that helicopter, I don't care how excited the producers would want me to look. They'd have to green screen that in 🤣 #TraitorsIRL

Lads, just think, after tonight we never have to see that Walsh Sisters trailer again! #TraitorsIRL

Nick: "Obvs I'd like us both to win, but I'd like even just ONE of us to win it!" You gonna fall on your sword, are ya Nick? Are you 'eck as like! Ben better watch his back. #TraitorsIRL

So, #HairyBaby heard our wishes last week and made a Paudie t-shirt. If we ask nicely, do we think they'll make a Queen Oyin the Oracle t-shirt? #TraitorsIRL

As much as Faye is happy to cosy up to the bro-dudes, I really don't want another faithful woman to be sent packing! But it's either her or Oyin at this point 😬 #TraitorsIRL

Who the hell eats raw courgette?!! #TheArchers

The editors made a point of showing Oyin and Joanna having that 'Faye' conversation at the table. And the lads are gonna chest bump so hard in the conclave later, the faithful will hear it from whichever hotel they're all in. #TraitorsIRL

So pleased to see Oyin walk in. If they'd come for her I was ready to raise an army. #TraitorsIRL

Ugh, the bromance chest bumps at every opportunity are nauseating 🤢 Also, this talk of 'doing' someone. Ugh. UGH! #TraitorsIRL #BenAndNick

Ok, did Paul and Ruiari have a thing before and I missed it? Also, hilarious hearing Ruairi describe the Docklands to Ben like it's the moon. I'm pretty sure Ben has been to a big city and knows that docks have water and shops and even a museum (oh my!). #TheArchers

"Poor unfortunate soouuullls" #TraitorsIRL

Ok, sweepstake lads, how many times do we think we'll see that feckin Walsh Sisters trailer during this evening's #TraitorsIRL?

If Hairy Baby don't have a t-shirt saying "I'm not a f*ckin hugger" up for sale on their site by the end of this series they'll have missed a trick #TraitorsIRL

Who needs a timeline cleanse? Here ya go! #Borsetter

They are all gonna be shook when Patrick tells them they got it wrong #TraitorsIRL

Jaysus lads, I don't know about ye, but I'm sick of seeing this trailer for the Walsh Sisters at every ad break! I won't be watching it now out of pure stubborn spite 😆 #TraitorsIRL

"Happy Birthday Faye, none of us trust you and we're gonna boot you out of the chance of winning any money, just because we are all convinced Patrick's a traitor but want to 'play' him." #TraitorsIRL

Siobhan may have to make a similar comment to the one Claudia did in the UK series in the men picking men and not considering women to work with in the Traitors' Conclave #TraitorsIRL

Fully expecting Oyin to turn to Vanessa and say "yeah, I think Nick might have been recruited last night" #TraitorsIRL

Is a 'visual podcast' not just a TV show?? Notions.. #traitorsirl #uncloaked

Is Oyin actually one of the producers? How does she know EXACTLY what's going on ?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TraitorsIRL #QueenOyin

Nick, with all his air punches and attempts at leadership is like the nerdy nervous kid in the last year of primary school who got told by a girl she thinks he's cool. #BigDorkEnergy #TraitorsIRL

Jaysus, is 'Oyin' short for The Oracle, she is on the ball!! #TraitorsIRL

Oh dear. Amber is worried George won't like the 'real' her. George does not have the emotional intelligence to support Amber the way Brad did in that chat. Oh god I hope Brad and Amber don't end up together. Our Braddles is way too good for her! #TheArchers

Am 1/3 into watching #ThursdayMurderClub, and so far I really really want some cake 🎂 🥮 Also, laughed out loud at Helen Mirren's 'undercover' outfit.

Ok, so, on this occasion I'm actually with Pip when it comes to being concerned about Cleo and Rosie's interactions. My gorgeous dog is very affectionate but I am super-cautious of what she's like around young kids, as she's not used to them. Stella is being a little blasé here #TheArchers

If we ever get a scene between Lily and Amber it's going to be impossible to work out who's who. #TheArchers

Paudie must have been coated in the same Teflon as Bertie back in the day #TraitorsIRL #TeflonDeddy #TeflonTaoiseach

Imagine how much of an exclamation mark the "DEDDY!!?" Andrew emits will have when he sees Paudie in that cloak... #TraitorsIRL

Ooooh, Oyin is now safe from moyda, and she has her eye on the ball re the traitors. If the rest of them pay attention they might get another one out. Unless Nick's dumb plan works. #TraitorsIRL

Those traitors need to recruit either Oyin or Nick now otherwise they're toast! #TraitorsIRL

OYIM DESERVES ALL THE MONEY!!!! #TraitorsIRL

Come on Come onnnn! If they don't get a traitor out tonight they almost deserve not to win a damn thing at this point!! #TraitorsIRL

Oh jaysus Andrew! 'Deddy' is FURIOUS with you!! #TraitorsIRL

How are these lads able to have a full on chit-chat about traitory stuff in front of everyone without getting caught?!! Is no one finding this suspicious?! #TraitorsIRL

Whaaaat?!! They can't leave it like that! I need to hear more of Kate tearing shreds out of awful Amber!! #TheArchers

Did I share this yet? I'm not sure I did. Here's a linoprint I did last week of Glastonbury Tor, silhouetted against a multicoloured gouache background. Not entirely successful, but not a total F-up! #GlastonburyTor #IndependentArtist #Art #Linoprint

Oh dear, Andrew's gonna be in trouble with 'Deddy'! #TraitorsIrl #TraitorsIreland

Not liking this going after people because they're 'introverts'. Maybe not all of us shout our mouths off at every given opportunity or enjoy being around loud people... EAMONN!!! #TraitorsIrl #TraitorsIreland #HundoPercentAFaithful

Haha, product placement in #TraitorsIreland so far from the Very catalogue seems entirely focused around tea and coffee making stuff! We've had the set of green teacups, the coffee machine, the kettle and so many matching mugs! No rosé in a poisoned chalace for this lot, it'll be a poisoned teapot!

Loving the ogham!!! And also part of it as gaeilge! Hiontach! #TraitorsIreland

Well that Garda fella just made a huge cock up at breakfast saying "who's the 3rd" when it wasn't made clear how many were missing from the table, and he's very happy to talk to his fellow traitors about traitor stuff without checking no one is listening #TraitorsIreland

It bears repeating: being poor is expensive, and yet it's the rich who get the tax breaks and pit the poor against each other as a distraction. #PratchettWisdom #Vimes #Discworld #Economics

Gotta say, I never thought the opening guitar riff to #UnderTheBridge needed a carefully choreographed group dance, but hey, this is why #AllSaints got paid the big bucks I s'pose. #TOTP

Yikes you can tell we were a few years off from #AutoTune being a thing #Boyzone #TOTP