Open the cage open a window and let the bird fly free #TheArchers

Can a budgie make a sniff noise I hope so #TheArchers

Sun out long enough for a quick walk to catch the Bluebells and Wood anemone display #Nature #Wildflowers

Let's have a race for the fair ladies hand Brian #TheArchers

Brian f off and then f off again a bit further #TheArchers

Miranda: have there been others Oliver: let me play you song for whoever by Beautiful South. You'll get the idea #TheArchers

Get one of these Tony even the number plate fits perfectly #TheArchers

Good to see Stella is so up to speed with childcare. Im surprised Pip even knows #TheArchers

Yes clean up the bus shelter it stinks of piss these days #TheArchers

Tom a Coiled spring or a knackered slinky Discuss #TheArchers

Henry is more 💰💰 than 💔💔 about his goats Tony. #TheArchers

Imagine if we didn't have Robert to keep control freak lynda under control #TheArchers

Miranda having trouble working out how to spell Rauiri when searching her contacts for his number. Not just me then #TheArchers

I see Lynda as having very thin lips especially when she gets called out on something #TheArchers

Keep going Brian I know you can make it worse yet #TheArchers

You get in the bin Brian #TheArchers

If they did start fighting its a good place as the Bull has a defib machine #TheArchers

Brian is on a full tactless assault tonight idiot #TheArchers

That was one hell of a sniff Lynda #TheArchers

Oliver may be renting a room in home farm soon save him from the Grundies at least #TheArchers

Can anyone name all Brian's extra marital hook ups #TheArchers

An Angus burger pat Really #TheArchers

Tom is a coward Tony Helen is a nasty cow so just say no I'm keeping them and even offer to pay for there upkeep which will come out of their inheritance. For a double whammy #TheArchers

Is Carol's front garden wild of course it is #TheArchers

Angus herd today gone tomorrow #TheArchers

Evening all. In other new I saw a swallow sitting on a telephone line today seems early #TheArchers

Dont be daft Brian not at Grange Farm No Im using Grundy farming rules and borrowing land from Esme #TheArchers

That's young farmer Mulligan to you Eddie #TheArchers

Can you get a welly boot over a booze tag Really question #TheArchers

Top level Helen there I just think I should get my way #TheArchers

Grown up love lives shitem #TheArchers

Tracy imagining what it will feel like to do a Rauiri on Helen #TheArchers

Does anyone or has anyone ever said common law husband Not to my ears they haven't #TheArchers

Is Brian moving in Not sure he is #TheArchers

Told you Brian I got those sheep of that bloke #TheArchers

I've got a business plan Brian Buy some sheep from this bloke i met, feed them magic beans I'll be a millionaire next year #TheArchers

Ash burr from one of last years fallen ash trees. Now an 80th birthday present for my sister in law. #Woodturning #WoodenBowl #Homemade

Is she going to be known as young farmer Mulligan from here on #TheArchers

Esme and George having the most normal conversation in Ambridge since last Lady's Day #TheArchers

Ambridge Property fairy is going to be knackered #TheArchers

Miranda giving me spitting image Margaret Thatcher vibes with her voice #TheArchers

Ruth David feck off with your journal your son doesn't care #TheArchers

I'll have another Rum please Lillian on the house of course #TheArchers

Rum Sunday here so warn you now could get sweary. No offence taken if Im muted. Don't blame you really #TheArchers

Pondering about #TheArchers storylines whilst watching Carabao Cup. Will the Grundy's finally get a win with George doing the right thing? Will Helen have a McBaby before Christmas. Will Ruairi implode or will Brian take the blame. Yes yes no #WhatDoIKnow

Bee Fly have they got the biggest proboscis to body ratio. Love em and glad they're back again first of the year. Insect Narwhal #Insect #Wildlife

Azra needs therapy herself if she aimed her talk at someone she admires and chose Lynda #TheArchers

Brian can be a lower than a snakes belly at times. He finds it so easy to be a shit, I don't know why it surprises me #TheArchers

Too soon #TheArchers