LOL - Sometimes I still love the internet.

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#TheArchers For pure entertainment value, I loved Josh’s little outburst at Pip. Gave me the best laugh this year - there haven’t been many.

Synod of Whitby erasure.

#TheArchers Tony’s Japanese Knotweed and Himalayan Balsam seeds will go down a treat in Ambridge.

The right have control of the print & social medias & have their own TV channel..centre & left of centre governments are at a severe disadvantage #bbcpm

It’s up to all of us to now step up and call this absolute bull**** out

#TheArchers we’re getting to a point where more Ambridge residents are criminals than not. We need fresh storylines that don’t involve crime.

#TheArchers I wonder whether Brian and Rory will realise that they’re doing just what the Grundy’s did.

#TheArchers I wonder whether Chris is involved here in some way. Clive seemed to know something. Would Brian protect him?

#TheArchers I wonder whether Markie’s gang were getting at George and he needed to provide evidence that it was someone else who attacked him.

#TheArchers Whooo! He did record it.

#TheArchers Brian is a very cool customer. He’s had a lifetime of lying and perfected it.

#TheArchers What happens now when the police find Brian guilty.

#TheArchers You’re the one perverting the course of justice Brian.

#TheArchers Blackmail isn’t a good plan George.

#TheArchers Oh Brian!

#TheArchers You may need to record this George.

#TheArchers What just happened. I didn’t catch who that was or what they said!

#TheArchers Tracey, your daughter has your drive.

#TheArchers George is off to see Fallon.

#TheArchers You could work at the Brookside barn Fallon.

#TheArchers Harrison’s having Valentines with his bit on the side.

#TheArchers I just love Chelsea’s enthusiasm.

#TheArchers Usual story. No one listens to one another in Ambridge.

#TheArchers Amber just shut up.

#TheArchers Harrison’s not coming back. That’s sad, we won’t have the Valentines split up story.

#TheArchers Rory needs to be taken down a peg or two.

#TheArchers George has had a revelation.

#TheArchers George has leapt from making coffins out of cardboard to making woven Moses baskets.

Hey @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social @skynewsrss.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social @theguardian.com @theipaper.com Why are you focusing on trying to make a drama out of Starmer and ignoring the garbage from Farage? WE THE PEOPLE

#TheArchers Stella is definitely rubbing her hands together!

#TheArchers Gran said nothing at all Pip.

#TheArchers Oh goody, you can tear each other apart now.

#TheArchers sell the farm!

#TheArchers Just pay the tax, you’re wealthy enough so stop moaning.

#TheArchers Why all the pussyfooting around, just tell David.

#TheArchers Flaming ask Esme out Josh and stop being so sour.

#TheArchers Have a Valentine’s meal with someone else Ruth.

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#TheArchers Josh, just ask her out if you want to spend time with her.

#TheArchers Clarrie: The hours mean I can do extra after work.

#TheArchers Good for you Clarrie.

#TheArchers Josh is at least admitting his error!

#TheArchers Clarrie’s being stalked.

#TheArchers Josh left the gate open.

#TheArchers Staff morale and well being. Just like Helen.

I must say, even as a Tory, that Reform can never be accused of hypocrisy. For instance Nigel Farage saying Mr Starmer’s association with Mr Mandelson was a “Grave error of judgement” & he should resign. Mr Farage’s ‘associations’ could NEVER be called grave errors of judgement.🤔

What a waste of a brisket. #TheArchers

A lot of narcissistic mothers are like that. #TheArchers