what a f’n goal #morocco

couldn’t be less excited about a “superstar” player than Ja Morant.

what in the absolute bullshitting motherfuck am I seeing

FILE UNDER: The *one-thousandth straight* action Donald Trump has taken that a man would take if he were (a) President of the United States; (b) a serial rapist; (c) a former co-conspirator in a child sex trafficking ring; (d) a suspected child rapist; and (e) terrified of being caught.

Mondergreen Secret Set 🫥🫥🫥

There's something sad about the fact that so much of modern NBA fandom is just people going all in with wanting specific players to fail forever when getting to see guys overcome adversity and finally triumph after years of failure is like... the whole point of sports.

If you hate KAT, I suggest you reconsider... "I feel like other than losing a child there's nothing worse you could go through and it builds you up and it strengthens you beyond measure. That's why I got Philippians 4:13 and the date tattooed on my neck. /1

The Biscuits sound more like the biscuits in the last three weeks than they have in a damn long time

And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.

safe travels to sonny rollins from the williamsburg bridge (which really should be renamed after him).

PDX Holy Fire

Breaking News: Sonny Rollins, a jazz great with a forceful and imaginative approach to the tenor saxophone, has died at 95.

Farewell to the great Sonny Rollins, one of the true giants of the 20th Century.

Is there anything more relaxing than a rainy weekend traveling with children to a small apartment with your in-laws who have clocked all your flaws

I met Diesel today

Roots is a bicentennial jawn so in 50 years we went from groundbreaking miniseries watched by the whole country to banning copies of the book

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Zohran Mamdani has fully balanced New York City’s $12 billion deficit — an uncomfortable reminder to the political establishment that governments can, in fact, function when taxpayer money isn’t funneled toward lobbyists wealthy benefactors

sure, take Rui out 🥹

My romantic companion was wearing a Sleater Kinney sweater and the guy at the store was like “is that your law firm”

It’s super weird that all these empires rapidly went from ‘the sun will never set on us’ to ‘we’re gonna compost all our people’

The NBA is ungodly physical and athletic. Any notion that some other area was more intense physically is utter nonsense.

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

I’m glad the fabric of society held up long enough that I get to see Shaolin Wemby good grief

MYFE was phish crack

I love the days of the year we collectively pretend that this whole thing is just totally okay.

“““You miss 96.4% of the shots you take” - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott” - Jamahl Mosley

TDB are playing much more diverse music these days, across the board. Good stuff.

Good piece on the ballroom/ bunker with "state-of-the-art hospital" by Jan-Werner Müller: "One could imagine a situation where Trump... would try to hole up and refuse to cede power." Now I can't stop picturing Trump running the Board of Peace from a bunker bed. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The word for this is "coup."

"Soft ass tall guy" is great

Federal agents “took off his pants and shirt, handcuffed him, and drove him 65 kilometers to the U.S. District Court in Greenbelt, Maryland, where he was fingerprinted, photographed, and jailed.” Sounds… fascist.

it was quite a rollercoaster for these Trailblazers. quite a rollercoaster.

I would be really optimistic about the Blazers' future if they didn't have the type of owner where you can see disaster coming a mile away.

did the Nuggets seek out a guy who is incredible at trick shots to play Rocky, or is it the type of thing where someone with mascot-level coordination who trains full-time at making a handful of specific trick shots could probably figure out how to swish them on a regular basis

HOLY SHIT

Look who's on the plane to San Antonio! Seems like old Tommy Two Nickels got the message. #RipCity #CalebLove

ESPN unironically teases a segment on the 22 year old Texas Tech QB who is headed to rehab for his gambling addiction and then tosses it to 5 minutes of NHL prop bets for tonight. I don’t what to say other than sports betting is a scourge and an epidemic among young men and needs to go.

Great record

the best record

5/3 pre season Fire game vs LA tix available. 103 Row J.

this may set a record for a playoff game for being up 17 at the half and losing by 20

the Blazers are an abysmal second half playoff game franchise

My wife snapped this amazing pic of the Empire State Building tonight

When the nba gifts your team a top 4 pick in three consecutive drafts you probably should be pretty good

This is made all the funnier/more excruciating by the particular paper used for Bibles making for an extra loud rustling noise bsky.app/profile/mads...

A “former Palantir executive recently confirmed what many have long suspected. In a public stmt, the whistleblower said it plainly: Palantir intended to take over the US government, & many of his former colleagues are now installed inside the federal apparatus. He called it an occupied nation.” 1/

I don’t need to be in the blazers news breaking game but shit…I’m sayin.