no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤

he's a doodle boy in a doodle world... meet doodle!

big dopey eyes

going to get way too drunk and start a fist fight with grandma

i have a lot of fucking frustrations in the world but im still gonna go into the box in a year from now and press the button labeled "do NOT give donald trump access to the us nuclear weapons arsenal"

when my tinder match asks about my hobbies:

My heart has really been broken by how many people on the left have celebrated or minimized the murder of over 1000 Jewish people. Naomi Klein does a beautiful job of explaining how unwise and unkind it is to celebrate Jewish death. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

hi everyone

this is literally me

I've got to be more active here 😢

My health insurance told me I have to look for a new therapist. I am not looking for a new therapist. If society can't provide me one they'll have to deal with the consequences

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

Demanding people subject themselves to posts by hundreds of thousands of Neo Nazis instead of blocking them because some sex workers may also have the $8 check is insane. I’m sorry, it is.

Fyodor Dostoevsky's "New Girl"

some of you are enjoying being outraged a little too much, and while i'd never tell anyone to log off i'm not sure what you are hoping to accomplish by not logging off and instead alluding to violence against the mods? its an interesting strategy, i'll say that much

i probably wouldn’t compare most stuff to the holocaust because it was the holocaust

hi there. i’m 23 years old and out of the 4 billion plus people using social media, i happen to be the only one using it correctly. and luckily i’ve developed some rules for you to follow

Never have i seen more people think being the main character online is a good thing than on here

Alright everyone, new viral challenge: report and block instead of the shoving slurs in everyone’s face from an account they would never otherwise see

BlueSky screwed up as a new platform with a shockingly small tech team. It didn’t actively pay Nazis to tweet hate speech. Choose wisely.

while we're talking about Singal let's all remember his fucking horrible cover story in the Atlantic, and take a peak at the upper right corner. a perfect example of what America's priorities are.

fuck team edward or team jacob were you team tom or team jerry

how I feel ditching Twitter for bluesky

healing his ailments (letting him rest his head on my boobs while i scratch his hair)

guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's bc he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned...You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files, and

i have to save money for a hypothetical house that i may or may not have one day. but then how will i buy food right now that i need to live? that is the age old question.

no this collar isnt a sex thing its so if I get lost at the supermarket my handlers can find me

Local Girl Gets to the Top of What's Hot and Is Too Scared to Ever Post Again: A Memoir

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How do i see more shitposts here

Ladies and gentlemen,

dying and coming back as old mcdonald, call that reinfarmation

so many people joining today it's like the first day of high school I NEED NEW FRIENDS

And here's my issue with shared blocklists administered by a single person...

you may laugh at their fate but this is what those 5 rich dudes are fighting right now

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads

The Vatican can, should, must, and will canonize Snoopy as a saint

Just gonna be honest here: if you use Bluesky and are a girl of any kind, I will probably follow you immediately upon knowing you exist

twitter: turned into a right wing paradise discord: ex-Meta management trying to turn it into social media youtube: worst algorithm on earth rewards clickbait reddit: half of the site is nuked from protests about the twitter inspired monetization of third-party API use facebook: my mom is there

This is what remote workers will look like in 2100