“i don’t believe in deodorant” babes why are you talking about deodorant like it’s santa claus… this is not makebelieve apply it now

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I was .2 seconds late to a student loan payment, so naturally I woke up to d*ath threats, drones circling my apartment and a warrant out for my arrest

can we skip july and get to MY month… i’m impatient

PSA: WE ARE NOT DOING ALUMINUM FREE DEODORANT THIS YEAR. ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT SHIT RUINED MY WHOLE DAY AND YOU KNOW YOU STINK

terrified is an understatement

can collages come back in 2025

“girlhood and healing” and it’s me painting my toenails after folding towels then making a killer pasta dish

are cute fit pics acceptable here i am still learning

relentless messages of men talking to themselves in your dms feels like being hunted for sport

life if snapchat didn’t exist

me as fuck

i have a dream…

did everyone go through a blue room phase please say yes

“men don’t find it attractive when-“ i promise you from the bottom of my heart i do not give a plummeting fuck

flushed the toilet in the longhorn bathroom and siri said she didn’t understand the question

WHY ARE FLYING BUGS SO LOUD. AYO SHUT UP

went to home depot now i got a ballsack and can walk my dogs alone at night

asking me if i want a protein bar is like asking me if i wanna eat your hamster’s bedding

do you ever think about what’ll happen to your game characters if you just die like i know my animal crossing villagers would be so confused

what’s a song that makes you throw your ass in a circle no matter what? (one of) mine is boogie by brockhampton💀✋

me: my head kinda hurts a little i wonder if- google: you better preorder your casket boo boo bear😋😍🥰😘

the vacuum from teletubbies seriously has no reason being that fucking scary

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

fuck team edward or team jacob were you team tom or team jerry

i really really just wanted to look at phone cases…

good morning

kik is the forbidden cannon event

A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.

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Before you post, think: • Is it groovy • Is it smashing, baby • Is it shagedelic • Does it give you mojo • Does it make others randy

“she’s mid” - a man who looks like he had to sneak into the planet

omg a skeet🤭