I hate being tired but wired when you don't have someone to talk to. Ughhhh, free me from this agony!

Okay, I mean it this time

Such a seriously unserious nation

No one gives SEPTA drivers enough credit for the way they maneuver these hunks of metal around people and their ignorance

I need to bite someone

See y'all again in like two weeks freaks ☺️❤️

Pray that there isn't an incognito military aircraft in my flight path today pls

Bro my lore is so ridiculous. Anytime I share any part of it someone looks at me with the utmost concern lmfaooo

Needed that 🙂‍↕️😌

No sleep for me before this early ass flight 😭

Omg, nothing worse than being woken up cause of an animal freaking out bruh

We know who's on The List. Just look at every interviewer in the 90-00s who asked nasty questions

You could call it a wonderwall

Sometimes my curiosity hits a wall 🤣

Mad at people who don't believe that taxes are meant to fix the communities in which we live. Really mad actually

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

The school bus discourse only proves that we can't have nice things: amazing public transit across this massive country. Lobbying and propaganda worked

What if the lower back, hips, and European powers simply stopped doing that???

The issue with humans is that we let it fester

Hi. Did you learn anything new today? If so, please share. No judgment here!

The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything. It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.

My friend keeps giving me the absolute best compliments ever. I love her

Is is New Year's resolution time yet?

Do bugs know they are smol?

🥚 egg

The thing about this is that online people reflect who they are offline. Even if it's just hobby and fandom stuff like ye olde tumblr. You defeat nazis, fascists, racists, etc. offline through the society we build and worldview we shape from birth. Touching grass is not optional

"You have to battle nazis on Twitter or we lose", dawg we fight them in real life. Put your phone down

"More is more" killed the WWW

Mutual aid saves lives

Both the explicit and inferred meaning of this post are correct. 🤭🌚

Who in the continental US is driving on ice during these times of climate change? Don't be silly

*monotone voice* cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort

The softness of a woman... 😩

I hate how everything cost money.

What do y'all believe the overlap of people who don't wash their legs, and people who pee in the shower, is?

Princess Bride, Prince of Egypt, or Gremlins are the options for tomorrow, and maybe even Tuesday, night. I gotta determine the mood and vibes so dinner can match

Wall•E was a cautionary tale

My humble abode is being shaken, not stirred, and this app has the audacity !

Only in the wretched Midwest would the weather app say, "Gusts only up to 30mph." "Only" 💀

Remembering when folks made websites around their interests and hobbies simply for the love of the game, no likes or revenue, and social networking was a webring or a forum. I will never forget it

The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.

One of my favorite things is elementary school teachers and nurses going, "I swear somethings going around." and it's them. They're what's going around

Do y'all ever think about your funeral? Like the logistics? Cause I'm like how will they know who to invite? And they better know who NOT to invite! Barred entry, drag em out by their hair if they try it!!! And I'm sitting here thinking who should I ask to be my meme-speech friend?

Happy (first night of) Hanukkah! 🕎

I gotta start eating everything with chopsticks

I love women. I want to be surrounded only by women. My dream is a matriarchal society. Put me in a chateau full of women where everyone supports and loves each other. Queer af enbies/nonbies too. Come. Let's make merry.

I love that cats have no idea how hard they step. Also anyone who thinks cats move silently has never lived with one... or y'all have weak ears.

Outstanding resource for sustaining community beyond one crisis—during this one & through beyond the next www.interruptingcriminalization.com/in-it-together

Y'all argue with people who used to stone, burn, or otherwise torture their own to death for no substantial, or sometimes discernable, reason. They believe in punishment, they believe in death for crimes - especially those that disrupt social order, and you expect what? Mercy? Clemency?