THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES WIN THE FINAL BUCKED UP LA BOWL HOSTED BY GRONK BEVEL EM

Based on results so far, it appears that Bucked Up is more effective on dogs than horses.

ABC: “Thank you for watching the HBCU national championship. We take you now to the HWCU national championship - Montana vs. South Dakota”

I’m watching something called the “Cricket Celebration Bowl” and apparently it’s *not* scheduled to last for five days. What madness is this?

The ACC.

Oh, goody. The Dr. Pepper Push Pass Playoff

Usually when an orangeman conducts the draw Rangers get a home tie

The USA is going to beat Paraguay via walkover after ICE deports the entire team before the game.

Trump was hoping the USA would be drawn against Switzerland, so he could watch a team full of Young Boys

A Clockwork Orange-style screening of United Passions would be less painful than this draw

what it feels like watching the draw

(peasant dying in a ditch during the Thirty Years' War) at least I didn't have to watch Wayne Gretzky and Shaquille O'Neal take the stage during the 2026 World Cup draw, live from the Kennedy Center in beautiful Washington, DC

"It's me, I'm Shaq. Where's my check?"

FUCK YOUUUUUU, GRETZKY

"And now please welcome, Wayne Gretzky's plastic surgery!"

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

Was hoping Trump would end up putting the USA in a group with Iran, Venezuela and Somalia

this shit is just beyond parody, man

He will shortly follow that up with the Enron Prize for Excellence in Accounting

FIFA can't believe their luck getting an authoritarian state as host in 2026 after doing it on purpose in 2018 and 2022.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "mariners" (27×) 2. "game" (12×) 3. "canada" (10×) 4. "toronto" (9×) 5. "lets" (8×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

Big Cookie > Big Creamery

Landing in Regina and the pilot announces “there’s a plane ahead of us at the gate”. Not sure if he means a specific gate or that there is only one here….

Happy Josh Naylor is staying a Mariner day, for those who celebrate

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan. 📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App

Per Jeff Passan! BREAKING: First baseman Josh Naylor and the Seattle Mariners are finalizing a five-year contract, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN. The first major free agent to sign this winter goes back to Seattle, where he was beloved after joining the Mariners in a deadline trade. 💙🫶

If you see this post a bird

I heard the North York Rangers are being investigated by the FBI??

Live footage of Kash Patel at the podium

Use promo code ARRESTED for a free $5 at Draft Kings

The Jail Blazers are SO BACK!!!

2 inning-ending DPs in a row? Mariners gonna Mariner

Economists love the Mariners because they lead the league in GDP.

Sad Jays announcers are sad. Probably because they were dressed for a BJ party….

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD, GRANDMA youtu.be/LWYQwDgICug?...

Gonna need the reading from Richter Rizzs on that one

GET OUT THE FUCKING RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA

GENO SUAREZ HIT A DONG!! É-U-HEN-E-O!!!!!!! (Also, rye bread and mustard are tasty)

Geno, make me a sandwich!!!!

LEAVE RANDY AROZARENA ALONE!!!

The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

“Sir” Anthony Dominguez? Silly Canadians with their inflated titles….

Let’s make history, Mariners. Never before have they won a third game in the ALCS.

This ad is really taking the “Are you a Nationals fan? You may be entitled to compensation” joke to another level

Flush this one. The Rock will be cooking tomorrow

“Celebrate” is doing a metric fuckton of work in Tom Huytler’s promo for the Boxyard…..

ARISE, SIR HARRY!!