The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.

Okay sickos. Time to get those #TridentsUp Let's get two parades this year.

The Patriots need the French to come help them out.

Jason Myers now holds the RECORD for most field goals in a Super Bowl as well as most points scored in a single season + postseason 🤯 #SBLX

The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this

God will not be mocked. Seattle wins and Trump's friend's team loses (teehee!) The Bad Bunny halftime show was iconic, and the only English spoken was by Lady Gaga. As Ice Cube used to say in the before times, today was a good day.

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨 "Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"

What does the Patriots offence have in common with the UK at Eurovision?

Beautiful punt

That is a sexy, sexy punt. #Seahawks #SuperBowl

in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in and tonight it is going to happen again

Choose wisely. Go Seahawks

“Oh this young man has had a very trying freshman season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Gavin McKenna!”

So if the Seahawks make the Super Bowl on their 50th season, the Mariners will make the World Series in theirs. It’s math.

For the first time in NFL history a small group of insane people have Posted their team to the Super Bowl

Go! Go! You Seahawks!

Seahawks-Patriots in the Super Bowl. Two straight weeks of that pick on a loop…

I legit don’t think I could hit JSN with my car…

Steve Raible just now: Holy catfish....we are 2 minutes away from going to the Superbowl. 💙💚

COOP! THERE IT IS!!!

JAKE “I FORGOT YOU WERE STILL ON THE TEAM” BOBO!!!!! #Seahawks

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Does Cruella De Vil know that Erin Andrews stole her coat?

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Fools. Ullmark isn’t on the cover. He’s a cheat code. (Allegedly)

Today is #BellLetsTalk Day at the Canadian Tire Centre, because if you’re watching the Senators and the Canucks on purpose you clearly have issues you need to process.

At the Canadian Tire Centre, waiting for the biggest Tank Battle since Belgium in 1945….:

Watching the Canadiens take on the 1st Vancouver Tank Unit

Quack. Not even once.

Just turned on the #PeachBowl only to find that once again Oregon quacked under pressure….

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Uhhhhh, considering the stakes, the FCS national title game is the college football game of the year. Has to be, right??? Just pure, unfiltered, batshit college football.

Taco Tuesday came early! #FCS

Navy 🤝 Shel Silverstein’s cockroach Things that ate Cincinnati

In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and Washingtonians by declaring Washington Canada’s 11th Province: tinyurl.com/4w688ss6

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PLAY WITH THE STAGE ON THE FIELD YOU COWARDS!

A SAFETY!! 😄😄😄😄

More like Kirby Not-Sp-Smart, amirite?

“Alabama can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.” - G. Sankey

Third Eye Blind? What an awesome booking by the 1998 Orange Bowl Committee!

rose bowl

"On your left" [Captain America voice]

Need a team to fill out your bowl game? There’s an App for that!

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe: