Pope Leo absolutely cooking

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

Friendly reminder that AltNPS are plagiarists and grifters and you should block them

obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)

Okay no, absolutely not. We are not doing "Jar Jar Binks is woke, actually"

People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.

Today marks 50 years since the gales of November came early youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

I’m so sorry

I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Ole! #COYS

We should keep daylight savings time but it goes back an hour every time

once again if you brought him back and told him what people were doing to his work J.R.R. Tolkien would buy a gun

“So! Mr. Carlisle was right! … I put you on a short leash so you can’t harass him anymore, and look what you resort to!”

This might be the most clear case of modern idolatry I've ever seen

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Nelson says:

Prime Minister Sarr!

MCDOUBLE

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Lordamercy I needed this laugh.

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

Fucking hell, man.

Well shit

Maybe Bentancur and Palhinha can play together

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Define your music taste with 8 artists Rush Steely Dan Dream Theater The Midnight John Coltrane A Tribe Called Quest Sungazer Chappell Roan This isn't nearly enough to capture the full breadth tbh

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

based nancy

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."

This kind of behavior is always kind of annoying but especially bugs me in this case because this is an 87 page NTSB report including both culture issues and detailed photos and microscopic analysis of the hull failure which I was really itching for and all previous reports were light on

Me in a previous era (doing a second one just to show off my fro era)

Me in a previous era

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Share a cartoon from the past that kids of today probably never heard of

Unsolicited brick pic

#Etchtober Day 9 Today's prompt: "Lego Spider-Man and Lego Batman bonding over how great gadgets are," requested by Nick & Jen. Who's old enough to remember these gadgets? www.kickstarter.com/projects/jhl...

I'd call this antisemitic but I genuinely think he's too stupid to do that without explicitly saying "Jews invented autism"

When the Yankees get eliminated

Happy Lief Erikson Day!

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

I've never seen Mean Girls and I never watched a single episode of Rugrats (the former trips people up a lot more now than the latter did growing up)