Harry Potter: - stupid - only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds - sucks shit - no one cares Dragon Ball: - awesome - beloved by all - its “the good stuff” - goku is my friend

Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:

As the guy who wrote this line, I love whenever it becomes relevant again (Jets reference notwithstanding. Go Seahawks!)

The best part of Wuthering Heights is when Heathcliff eats an entire fish in one bite and pulls its skeleton out of his mouth.

Chrono Trigger remains a perfect game. One hour in, you’ve traveled 400 years back in time and teamed up with a frog man to rescue a queen from demons.

walking into the crowded costco like john wick entering a russian nightclub

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

Versus XIII announced.

Making it make sense: Epstein wasn't a global mastermind. He did not orchestrate a vast conspiracy that led us to today. He was a very rich man with connections to other very rich men. The shared culture of these men is that they have a right to dominate and abuse others without consequence.

we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe

I need a fucking drink.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Fighting capitalism by only pooping on company time.

This might be my new favorite meme format.

these people never had any intention of battling a tyrannical government, they wanted to be able to accuse minorities at the walmart of shoplifting and then execute them for it

A death note but when you write someone’s name in it, they shit their pants

If your country’s greatest cultural export is colonialism and other countries’ Independence Days, maybe keep your opinions on America to yourself.

king shit

the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.

What’s better than one daughter. Two daughters.

(chappell roan voice) beef bourguignon

We've been calling them 'words.' But here's the thing: that's not quite tadashii. A kotoba isn't a word. They're something else entirely- a role unique to Japanese gengo. And there's no eigo no kotoba that surus it seigi. So from ima on, wareware tsukau the hontou no kotoba: kotoba.

Good night, sweet prince.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I recommend submitting a complaint.

Annihilation (2018)

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

It’s kinda nice to be able to play a Kazutaka Kodaka game I didn’t work on and thus not be spoiled in advance about everything

Simply Having A wonderful

"AI can replace editors." Really? Editors, by and large, try not to just make things up as they go along.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

if you still use twitter you support white supremacy

Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.

Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks

Everyone who said the BNW mod for FFVI is only gameplay adjustments and no script changes is a goddamn liar. When the script isn’t padding lines with superfluous embellishments, it’s dispensing cringey meme lord “humor” that completely breaks the verisimilitude of the setting.

This is by far the worst news about a Kennedy and a fired-off round to break on the date of November 22

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

john fetterman looks like a horse that got kicked in the head by a larger horse

My 14-month-old daughter after we put the ankle weights on

"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it" My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever

Questioning everything I’ve ever believed because my baby daughter who looks like me is cute even though I look like a piece of chewed ham someone spat onto a barbershop floor.

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

this is another crime of the sequel trilogy, because the prequels were bad movies built on the bones of an interesting story and the sequels were such incoherent garbage they made people pretend they were actually good

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.