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Willem Dafoe

There is a good chance that hot person you’re crushing on lives like an opossum curled up in a nest of garbage.

Holy shit the CEO of Salesforce?? Wow they sure must be cool and important to be hanging out with a guy who became a multimillionaire by torturing people for entertainment, a lady who was impregnated multiple times by a Nazi, and a man who is so afraid to die he steals blood from his own child.

Millions of workers are toiling away from their families this holiday weekend. So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail. Pay all workers a living wage.

Big talk from someone who locked replies lmao

The Santa Clause is basically a Christmas body horror movie.

We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties. malarkeybooks.com/store/returns

Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/

Happy Thanksgiving!

One of the dumbest most supremely arrogant and destructive ideas ever to come from a startup and that’s fuckin saying something

I’m starting to think that being ruled by 80 year olds is a bad idea.

cow tools like and share if u agree

Just saw an ad for an AI legal arbitrator chat we are so cooked

Soda should be a controlled substance if not outright banned

i think it's dope as hell that america gets to vibe like this from now on

Yes he's an asshole, but he's also a prick.

People need to care about this now. Right now.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

[Exit Clown.]

Are we all going to be banned for being happy Cheney is dead too?

Hell got a new demon today

I just gave a lil

No I would not like to eat 10 hard boiled eggs. Yes I would love to eat 20 deviled eggs

A permanent nazi tattoo isn’t a commitment to nazi beliefs??

I highly recommend the Poorcraft series from @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social particularly the Cookbook. It's full of helpful info about food shopping & cooking presented with charm as neighbors get to know each other. I appreciated the non-meat inclusiveness. store.ironcircus.com/products/the...

Furthermore public transit teaches you how to live with temporary minor annoyances and cars teach you that you're god's most special baby and your moment-to-moment comfort is the only important thing in the world

True crime brain poisoning + a life of relative comfort, peace, and isolation in the suburbs leads to this type of thinking as well

“I promise you, you will just feel better by being a good hang” 👑

True crime as a genre is wrong because it takes one of the worst days of a person’s, family’s, and community’s life and turns it into a spectacle for other people to consume for entertainment and for other people to profit off of.

they're getting on this website because they're running out of gas and understand that the juiciest segment of libs now exist on a platform that isn't owned by one of their oligarch allies. when faced with increasing uncertainty of their own power, all they understand is theatrics and the spectacle.

I don’t think any world where birds still sing on telephone lines and breezes still drag dry leaves across sidewalks is beyond saving.

It’s always been a movie about shifty small businessmen!! Idk how the IP became so precious now with these reboots. Nostalgia is a hell of a thing I guess

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

“In solidarity with Chicago educators navigating these horrors instead of focusing on learning.” Today in the life of a Chicago teacher.

-$33 BILLION in military aid over 2 years -$45 MILLION every day -$144/month per every 🇮🇱 citizen from 🇺🇸 As 🇮🇱 has free health care, free college, subsidized child care… and we do not. Study: costsofwar.watson.brown.edu/paper/AidToI...

To a deranged psycho like me silly string is just regular string

The problem with jokes is that I'm stupid

It’s all fun and games until someone’s emotional support billionaire gets roasted online.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that AI doesn’t even need to go full skynet for it to lead to humanity’s annihilation. It’s going to destroy our economy, our ecosystem, and our perception of reality long before it achieves any kind of real self-awareness.

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Pay attention to the language that will be used by much of the media. The Global Sumud Flotilla never entered Israeli waters. They are in international waters attempting to reach Palestinian waters. Israel is once again breaking international law

When I say kidnapped, I mean that Israel is, according to international law, currently abducting citizens of multiple countries including multiple elected representatives of European countries, Israel’s ‘allies’.

Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:

I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news

It’s cool how insta cart is super convenient for the person getting their food and little treats delivered to their doorstep at the expense of every other person shopping in the store

If the quality of your work doesn’t matter—just the speed at which you can produce it—then you’re not making art. You’re making content.