Mamdani is forcing kids to use Arabic numbers, if I were in charge we would only user American numbers (69 and 420 exclusively)

So let me get this straight: a bill that could make public evidence that the president of the United States has r*ped children will only go through if… the president signs off on it? Objectively hilarious country.

Colleague informs me that ads we’re running on Facebook were wrong; turns out that despite trying to disable all AI-generated captions, Meta’s ad system sneaks in other ways it uses AI to spruce up ad copy by hallucinating event details. Completely false info. So that’s neat.

She is beauty, she is grace She is the 1983 Starrcade match between Ric Flair and Harley Race

Shit. RIP.

The Bard's Tale III. Wasteland. Wolfenstein 3D. Jazz Jackrabbit 2. Out Of This World. Baldur's Gate II. Neuromancer. Battle Chess. Rock & Roll Racing. And, let us not forget: Super Noah's Ark 3D! Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.

Someone needs to mention it, but ✅ First gay president

Is it rattlesnake

I haven’t been this eager to read someone else’s mail since I worked at the post office

Just got an interesting job posting from a recruiter but I noticed it’s a gmail address, does anyone know if this might be legit? I’ve never worked in travel booking before, sounds fun!

No that’s fine, I hope everyone else enjoys the aurora borealis tonight

the idea that lots of gamedevs are secretly using ai is booster bullshit what on earth would I use genAI tools for? Coming up with ideas? Writing? It’s shit at those making 3D models? Coding stuff? It’s shit at that too oh but it’s faster maybe? Did I mention it’s shit at things? seems important

Play us a song, you’re the tuba man Doot us a song tonight

It’s really unfair that cool words like gaslighting, waterboarding, and astroturfing mean bad things. We really screwed that up. Great work guys.

After shooting myself in the foot, I turn to watch the audience to catch their reaction to what I’ll do next, something they suspect least of all (shooting myself in the other foot)

*Alice in chains voice* IIIIIII'm the cat in the hat

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

What is this, the num-num-berg trial

Got in trouble for tailing the waiter around a formal event, I guess “I was just following hors d'oeuvres” isn’t a valid excuse

It's so funny the RFK immediately looks for a hole and hits the bricks

Why is Facebook serving me vape ads

As far as I’m concerned, Dick Cheney was already dead

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social thought you should see this

Inventing a new trolley problem except it’s a several meteors and earth problem

Lowe's got FLEECED

We really need more groups of things to be called murders Like, I’ll have a murder of French toast, please

An awesome 🧵, especially w/ current fuckery. Also recommending 4 cookbooks: * YOU GOTTA EAT by Margaret Eby * THE SAD BASTARD COOKBOOK by Zilla Novikov and Rachel A Rosen * THE POORCRAFT COOKBOOK by Iron Circus Comics * GOOD AND CHEAP by Leanne Brown Nab from library or get online PDFs if you can.

I bring a “who are you” and “get out of my house” vibe to many family functions

One of the top reasons I fell totally out of love with baseball and don’t even like the sport anymore is a lack of a salary cap. I don’t see how the worms can get crammed back into that can, and if it ever feels like there’s an obviously unfair advantage for a few teams, I’m out

Good grief.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Just came up with a game idea: You’re a mage who is learning to be good at magic, and you search for tattered scraps of paper that teach you new spells, but they’re all written like recipe websites with annoyingly long personal stories mixed in

Omg 😭

It took me a while but I think I’ve figured out that Dr. Phil looks like he’s wearing a Dr. Phil costume

Fearful that we’re raising a generation of kids who listen to the ghostbusters song this time of year but don’t understand that bustin’ makes you feel good

🎶 We didn’t start the fire But maybe we should Just to see what happens 🎶

What do you mean you’re dressed as free lunches for orphans, that’s not scary to anyone — oh

Idk guys, kinda feels like things are hitting a boiling point and that sure is uncomfortable, better doomscroll some more maybe it’ll help

Ruthlessly funny, well done

Some creep is gonna buy this so it can fuck his wife and be disappointed in the results, but then be happy to know it was being remotely piloted by a sweaty man wearing VR goggles

Ope, I missed this one. But there are some absolute bangers in here, go check it out.

Just remembered this one

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it Mulder: Scully turn on the television Scully: I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be seeing Mulder: Half the White House is missing, Scully Scully: Mulder it’s not— Mulder: It’s aliens, Scully

I think we’re only making fun of JJ McCarthy out of jealousy. I bet we all wish we had a boss who covered for our incompetence by making other people work themselves to death.

Also, there's something weird going on this month… Anyone know why all these creepy games are showing up?? ⁉️ play.date/games/haunted-playdate/

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can turn an old horse into new glue

“If you ain’t crankin, you ain’t rankin” - guy who for some reason likes to power rank people who get arrested for indecent exposure

“Where did he get the idea for a video where he’s dumping shit from above onto American citizens?” Well…