Turns out the number of times you can fake your death to get out of a meeting is exactly one

Data centers are the things people are trying to build in the small towns of holiday hallmark movies before falling in love and remembering the true spirit of the season (maximizing profits for shareholders)

You should be allowed to add “if not no worries” to the end of one email that was sent to you per week

Allbirds pivoting to AI will only strengthen the resolve of the “birds aren’t real” crowd

No one ever told me life was going to be this way (baffling headlines hourly as we slam into a great filter)

I’m not worried about the GOP initiating “the end times.” You shouldn’t be either. But if you dwell on the Fermi paradox enough, you start to wonder in the grand history of life how often a civilization triggers its own extinction event and slams into a great filter.

This would have been MUCH funnier before easter

Nailing a list of the 11 herbs and spices to the door of a KFC like Martin Luther would

@nnoodle64.bsky.social Alanna Smith to the Wings, we’re getting Azzi, aren’t we?!?

Cloud gaming was the future!

Humans evolve to access a fourth dimension and use their new mode of comprehension to create a version of Excel that spans an additional axis

“Jesus died for you” I didn’t ASK him to

Project Hail Mary fucking ruled.

The complaints and criticism of Super Mario Galaxy are very overstated. Fun, solid movie. The one thing I totally agree with that I saw someone say was that it was made for people who watch YouTube Shorts. Still a fun flick despite the pacing.

Haven't read it yet, but I was captivated for a full 1h45m by this YouTube documentary about a Doom (video game) custom level that was mysteriously published online and turned out to be much more--a beautiful work of non-linear narrative inspired by HoL (sorry, spoiler) which is how I learned of HoL

So I’m slowly working on adapting/retelling the story behind my first game, CodeWordPlay, and I planned it out in a really weird and crazy format, and this is one of those lightning rod moments where another work is quickly becoming heavy inspiration. I feel like retreating to a mountain cabin rn.

Fuck if I know, man

Realizing jesus had the original man cave

Longtime college friend of mine, Mike Prinke, was among those laid off at Epic Games: he has been fighting terminal brain cancer, and now he, his wife, and kid, have no income or health insurance. Sharing here in hopes it can reach the right people on their behalf. #epicgames

How earth looks to the aliens observing us

Some of you need to prompt yourself a girlfriend Wait no don’t do that

I am a better person for not using generative AI, if for no other reason than I see the way it’s absolutely melting the brains of people who do.

It’s going to be really easy for some of you to thrash Nintendo when they reveal this is all leading to a multiverse smash bros movie and I need you to know this is exactly the moment in the comic when someone shushes you and says let people enjoy things, don’t be that person

If you fold a $20 bill the right way you can remove the east wing of the White House, and it **conveniently** has Jeffery Epstein on the other side, maybe he should sign that one

Supergiant Games reportedly has around 50 employees, while Supermassive Games reportedly has around 300 employees. I'm glad they're named proportionate to one another.

Just realized some very talented cosplayers are going to make amazing rocky costumes this year but the one that wins will be the one that does rocky rocky:

Ryan 🪿 Gosling 🪿 is 🪿 just 🪿 a 🪿 fancy 🪿 way 🪿 to 🪿 say 🪿 Ryan 🪿 Goose 🪿

And I’m working on adapting the story in CodeWordPlay to… something new. It’s weird as hell, can’t wait to share it.

Amazing how having the tiniest shred of media literacy dramatically improves your life but paradoxically makes it a billion times worse

Joined a dynasty fantasy football league and inherited this busted ass team. A lot of work ahead.

[glove island] Glover: I’m really liking the direction this relationship with master hand from smash brothers is going Hamburger helper glove: we’ve already fucked Glover: you’ve already FUCKED?? Glove from the OJ Simpson trial: so did we

Shit’s really simple: AI dorks will keep reading/watching/playing stuff made by humans, but people with taste won’t mess with anything made by AI. The gap will grow, the market will overflow with slop, and any promise that AI is an infinite money hack will dry up quickly.

I don’t know who needs to hear this (evidently fuckin’ everyone) but you absolutely do not need AI to make placeholder assets for anything at all ever

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

Kind of rules that we’re going to get a zombie apocalypse but it sucks that it’s self-inflicted due to over-reliance on AI

Inventing a time machine and going back to find the guy who realized it’s more profitable to make everything shitty and beating him with a bag of wrenches

“Where’s the line” is a question we have to keep asking ourselves. Crimson Desert is enormous, kind of sparse, and it’s becoming increasingly clear it’s filled with AI-generated assets. No Man’s Sky is enormous, kind of sparse, and everything is procedurally generated. It’s about human effort.

As with NFTs and the metaverse, there will come a point where the ‘you just don’t get it’ guys are gonna pull back… and when they do it’s in everyone’s best interest that they finally learn the lesson.

If you were someone pinging critics with ‘it’s just lighting cleanup’ a few days ago, I need you to use this as a jumping off point to thinking about your susceptibility to talking points and marketing rhetoric more generally. It was right there in front of all of our faces.

I think the funniest thing I’ve seen genAI dorks doing lately is feebly attempting to repurpose “slop” to describe things made by humans that they don’t like. Really underscores how stupid they are that “no, u!” is all they’ve got.

I feel like this core idea needs to be discussed more. The economy sucks, minimum wage is too low, and people just want themselves/their families to thrive. Suddenly ✨magic✨ technology appears that promises quick paths to wealth. If it all comes back to money, we should recognize this.

Just so we’re clear about generative AI bashing, some of us were already criticizing the hell out of things made by humans that had no real soul or purpose, so of course anyone with sense is going to react this way when y’all went and produced garbage with even LESS soul

Panic! at the Self-Driving Disco

I really wanted her to win, but @katmabu.bsky.social is 100% right in everything she says here. She’s a gem of a human.

Resident Evil Requiem with DLSS 5

This has been me for years now and it’s made every March better

All right.

I miss when everyone was making their own websites instead of making their own YouTube channels. And they were so aggressive sounding too! “Yeah I get my news on GAME DICKS dot com” type shit.