Kyiv could be forced to give up territory and its stockpile of key US weapons, as American President looks for a win trib.al/xX0lqDe

The Epstein files bill that passed today in both the House and Senate grants AG Pam Bondi the authority to “withhold or redact…any material that…would jeopardize an active investigation or national security.”

He’s just gonna destroy the incriminating stuff. It’s clear as day.

Trump doesn’t have to call on House Republican to vote to release the file. Trump can order Bondi and Patel to release the files. Tomorrow. The question is, has he already ordered Bondi and Patel to destroy some of the files after they went through them months ago.

Trump’s pardon of Changpeng Zhao, the Binance founder who enriched the Trump family, is one of the most corrupt acts by any U.S. president in recent history. Drain the swamp!

They will buy sh*t policies with insane deductibles and no exclusions for preexisting conditions. Meanwhile young healthy purchasers will leave the ACA, and it will collapse.

It’s been a button not a handle lift for a decade. Stupid gas pump.

Can we just give the thunder the title and everyone else gets to play for second?

I truly don’t know how you look at the past week and THEN decide THIS is an appropriate — let alone the right — response.

Giving up trillions in wealth to China because “woke.”

We're libbing out friends, the cringe is the point

Hope is big on the tl tonight 🥹

even cali republicans are like "well ok but fuck texas tho"

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

So close... you are close Marc!!!

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

"Make all the games go to overtime to distract from the Rozier thing. You heard me, ALL the games."

more of this

It’s not even just the ridiculousness of cascading layers of cooler, just the whole “oooooooohhhh” when someone bet like a mil into a pot that was already 8m. Cmon sons.

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Dems floated a narrow bill to fund the military, which can’t move because the House isn’t in session. Meanwhile, DoD is now going to spend funds not appropriated by Congress to ensure military paychecks continue. POTUS now both commands and provisions the military. Unconstitutional and SO dangerous

“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument

look at this little bitch

Bluesky leadership might want to consider its success is due entirely to a user base that’s historically willing to move platforms.

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

We're getting a wave of articles that are like, "gee willikers it sure seems like the people who complained about 'cancel culture' for years really like canceling people." Yes! This was extremely obvious at the time and a lot of us pointed it out!

Clear grounds for removing Trump from office. He’s sending America’s military against a domestic terror organization that does not exist fighting a war that is not happening. He’s gone completely and dangerously mad.

Maybe the Epstein files are in Portland.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Like, this is about as blunt as NYT gets, isn't it?

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

He threatened the networks ‘cause he didn’t like the coverage. He said it. Everyone heard it. And this weak ass congress wont do anything.

"Taking away a broadcast license has so many legal obstacles and takes so long that the FCC doesn’t even try," public interest lawyer Andrew Jay Schwartzman told me. Brendan Carr COULD try, but it would become a lengthy legal battle:

Disney was worried about getting its licenses revoked?! Really CNN!?? Cause pulling a tv license for the first time in 50 years was super gonna happen over some mid Kimmel jokes?!?!

CNNs attempt to cast Kimmel as some hot take artist who did anything but some luke warm jokes is doing the admin all the favors. Not one mention of the mergers in play, or what possible rule Kimmel broke to be threatened by the FCC.

It was a good look.

Not surprising but MAN does this administration suck.

Do I need to send someone at valnet the brand guidelines for polygon? Because I still have them. Jesus.

Next Pablo Torre pod is gonna have a video clip of someone from the Clippers handing a tree planter a bag of cash with “for doing the crimes” written on it and people are gonna be like “Steve Ballmer would never, he has never asked me to personally do a crime”

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Thoughts and prayers.

Of course he wrote and signed that. it’s not super complicated.

yesterday "here is proof that the president is a sex criminal" felt pretty bad. today "almost all of the news media is assisting in covering up the fact that the president is a sex criminal" feels much worse

The president probably blew up a boat smuggling migrants, not drugs, and this story is just going to go away tomorrow when he does something even worse, isn’t it?