Life hack: it's perfectly acceptable to lay on the couch in front of the TV if I stitch up some felt ornaments while I'm doing it. #therulesaccordingtome

Oh no I watched a reaction video and now I have Trout Mask Replica stuck in my head 🐟🎭😂 (and yes, this does mean I've listened to it enough times it *can* get stuck in my head)

Oo0oh.. why I go and let stoopit DOGE out for peepees and not much more worthy and estimable ginger *cat*, hm?? Is not hardly fair and makes himbs so ANGY. 😾 You should hear the complaints I am getting about this.

This deal stinks to high heaven and everyone knows it.

I'm not generally much of a classic rock music fan but this is actually pretty good: youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ

Got an email from Google that contains the phrase 'when you're browsing thru the PlayStore'. Mighty bold of them to assume I pay ANY attention to that stupid app beyond when strictly necessary. I'd delete it completely if I could.

if that’s a bodega cat he works and pays taxes he deserves a vote

Yes! Vibe shift for the late 2020s is snobmaxxing. We're looking down our nose at the slop served up by cynical corporate tastemakers. We're demanding things be made for grownups. We're exercising our judgment and our media literacy.

5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out! 5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.

You just think you know the story.. youtu.be/1Y2ZMy-4AyA

In Portland trick or treater night we had one kid have us scan a QR code for the portland food bank (which I have already donated to) and another dressed as a pangolin and inform me they are the most trafficked animal

Based on my BlueSky feed at the moment, I'm guessing it's something baseball-related.

You know what I haven't done in far too long a time? Gotten really high and listened to Hawkwind. In the dark. With my eyes closed. youtu.be/BknvxvP-Z7o?...

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF:

Rabbits rabbits rabbits! (art: Hare Trio by Vikkki on DeviantArt)

Something new for spooky dinner tonight: Bats and Bugs and Bloody Brains. Based on an old Midge Munster family recipe that I naturally tarted up a bit. Ok fine, in layman's terms: bowtie pasta with black beans and (frozen) cauliflower, in a tikka masala sauce. Might be a keeper!

It’s a beautiful day for the end of the pagan year. Here on the farm we celebrate this as New Year’s Eve, tomorrow being the start of another turn of the Wheel. Blessings to all who also celebrate this day.

An all time favorite album.

Closing time. Definitely have candy left this year; maybe the cooler temps kept kids away?

Just learning that John Candy was born on October 31st, which technically would make him Halloween Candy...and that brings me joy.

Can I just sit on the front porch and listen to this full blast? youtu.be/ksg2ESuEMhw?...

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Eric Draven tonight.

Its funny - I've had my Etsy shop for stuff I personally make the longest, yet it's the one I neglect the most. Trying to fix that now, esp cause I'm not planning to do any holiday shows this year. Yet I keep making ornaments so - check em out! dakinihandcraftsco.etsy.com

Ooh.. spoopy. Gonna put those eyeball tubes with glow sticks inside in the bushes on Friday as well.

Oh ugh woe is me, woe I say. I thought I had this problem licked, what with having a dedicated resale room and all, but alas no. I have made a sale, and cannot find the thing I sold. 🥺

Went on a lovely, NOT spooky, historical cemetery walk this evening. Learned a bunch about our new (as of last year) neighborhood on an absolutely perfect autumn evening. Then I ended the day as I started it: making a sale. I'ma have to buy some more mailers.

gRaPhIc dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn Submitted by a parishioner for a community function. You should see what happens when you scroll this creation - surprise! strobe effect. I suggested they at least add a neutral background box behind the form fields. I restrained myself from adding For the love of God.

Temperance and Judgement, Judgement and Temperance. Upright or reversed, it's a rare week when I don't have one or the other showing up in my daily tarot draw.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

We’ll be talkative this 🎃Sunday Oct 26 with Freddy H on @transmissionnynj at 7pm! Spinning tunes, reading imaginary runes, and maybe telling your fortuuuunes!Tune in WFDU HD2 FM 🦇🐸🖤🎃

Why is it whenever I can't find the remote, the answer always seems to be, It's under the dog ..?

youtu.be/0fg2toNI2Y0?... Soft Cell Dave Ball RIP

Not me sitting at my desk in a zipped-up hoodie and stretchy gloves with a space heater at my feet. No wait, strike that - it's totally me. Brrr. 🥶

Nothing like getting ready to run out the door, barely on time, and - oh hell, where's my purse? My keys?? 🤯 (genius me came in from shopping yesterday, set down the groceries, & went downstairs to get laundry out of the dryer. THEN I took my purse off and set it down, coz I'm smort like that)

What a lovely day to trim wet overgrown shrubs and rake up damp leaves, said no one in their right mind ever. (Look. Its my day off and it's gotta get done. And at this point, I'm apparently the man of the house).

@gleafer.bsky.social saw this on the dead bird app and thought you’d find it amusing.

Oops I did it again.. Made a sale, that is. Still feels serendipitous.

I didn't get my daily horoscope email today to check, but the moon must be in Buy Something From A Dakini today. Excite! (of course, I may not make another sale til November so, not quite the big leagues yet). Still, feels like the work I'm putting into this is beginning to pay off.

DEATH of the ENDLESS commission. From SANDMAN. Pen and ink. Part of a suite of SANDMAN commissions for a private collector.

Love getting that very special email from Etsy first thing in the morning - you've made a sale! 🥰

Seems like this is advice a lot of us could use these days: youtu.be/2n8W6CBxc64?...

Speaking of timeline cleansers ..

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O frabjous day, callooh callay! Got Elder Child out to assist me with yardwork. Bushes aren't sculpted, but the back privet hedge is far less unruly. And we took out two weed trees trying to disguise themselves in the middle of the hedge. #WomenInStems

(don't tell anyone - but I am ready to go home now)

Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective

Goblin Mode Kobolde Style Bugbear Gestalt Githyanki Modus Operandi Ogre It ys A Whooooole Deal Hill Troll Grande Scheme of Thinges

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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now..