Ball don't lie! Or something

NBA really has to somehow put a stop the endless fouling and free throws at the end of games fucking SA/OKC game tonight had 20 in the last 1:20 of the game

Please enjoy this guaranteed to come to fruition hour 312 frame of the 12z GFS showing a Christmas Eve morning snowstorm

Models showing ANOTHER atmospheric river event next Thu/Fri. Hopefully pattern can reset - AR events can be snow precursor pattern sometime.

it's crazy this isn't just like completely disqualifying. How can we ever come back from the depths of this?

Ok someone on reddit posted "instead of cheese do we now chant fees" and that is very good

It also seems weird to choose a big bank sponsor when we already have the Key Bank Club and a ton of First Tech stuff around.

Choosing a sponsor who, you know, people in the community like and respect, is probably worth the culture value over the extra profit. Just my 2 cents. I mean my god look at the comments.

Bank of American you gotta be fucking kidding me lmao

Hmmm...Every model for quite some time has had Tuesday as the biggest rain day. Currently 0.97" on the day today at PDX. Euro had ~1.4" for the day. Euro has 2" of rain for tomorrow.

Was already quite a bit of localized ponding with only .10" of rain so far. Might be pretty ugly by Wednesday morning out there.

here comes the firehose

My get off my lawn old man shit take recently is I hate the screen printed ugly sweaters. Bring back actually having to find a dumb grandma sweater!

Caleb saved the bad moment until the very end hell yeah #TBSS

Euro showing 4" of rain by 4PM Wednesday

Hillary asked me yesterday for the finals prediction and said she thought 3-1 which was also my guess so hey why not

Oh no poor Vancouver lost how will I go on ANYWAY

Yeah that was coming. Miami looking pretty overwhelmed on defense.

I did this when I got home from the bar and I expect next morning to blame everything on the hangover except how much I drank

I've read like 3 news stories lately of bicyclists getting hit by cars in PDX where the driver is doing something immensely stupid and the cops are like well she said she was sorry so I didn't cite her for running the red light and seriously injuring someone.

Getting some very interesting runs in the day 12-ish timeframe. Might be time to load up my model subscription if this continues for another day or 2

It really says something about the expansion MLS teams that I am REALLY rooting for Vancouver (WHO I DISLIKE IMMENSLY)

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Maybe use your arms to tackle there Valentine

Once they said oh no it's fine release em all you knew this had already happened. Eventually there will be evidence of cover-ups and reports from whistleblowers and the dem in charge will say yeah that's bad but who cares he's gone

I almost feel bad for the man here. The guy just does not have the social skills to be the life of the party and it's obvious that's all he's ever wanted. It's ok to be reserved! Nobody is judging you! If you pull out a phone and tell Grok to roast someone at a party with my friends tho....my god.

That was a fucking insane match fuck LAFC

We don't have "A" standard much less "old standards" which would

Every payroll company software looks like it was developed in the Geocities era and the company makes $4 billion a year.

It seems like the Thorns didn't play very well

Don't look now but there's a pretty interesting cold signal on the ensembles lately around Thanksgiving timeframe. Feels too early to start tracking stuff!

I would just like to say that due to the schedule change ONE DAY IT WILL SNOW AT PROVIDENCE PARK WHEN WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER AND I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL

It seemed like a good idea to attempt to skateboard for the first time with my skater friend while drunk...and high...and it was raining...and I decided to start by dropping into a bowl at the skate park. Lost a good deal of skin. Did not skate again.

This would blow but also would result in some objectively hilarious bad weather soccer and also I'd be lying if there isn't a bent appeal to reclaiming my entire summer from Timbers

Yeah I hadn't thought about this but it's actually hilarious to call Oates a pretentious author. She is notoriously prolific to the point of criticism.

Look I don't think the best coach can take this team to the final but my god

What's the version of out with a whimper but it's just a savage beating

Excluding the play in we are currently down 11-3 on aggregate over 4 matches vs San Diego

Mmmmmmm

Sorta unfortunate we didn't get 1 back. Still just flabbergasted at our decisions. Why are we throwing huge numbers forward down 1 in like the 12th minute? Gotta be more disciplined out there.

Total insanity in coaching playing 3 at the back again

The fuck is Kamal doing there

Hmmm maybe don't leave dreyer there

Pretty fortunate to not have that called a handball

Next door neighbor's wife talked to me for a sec while I was doing to leaf raking which is bad news for the husband she's gonna send his ass out there now. I don't make the rules.

All of the other gambling stuff aside I simply do not think you should be allowed to bet on whether a pitch will be a ball or a strike. Make gambling regular ass bets again.

I like how the uber/lyft apps are now like....hey are you SURE you want to take a standard ride that shit is gross and will suck.

Fuck yes LOLLLL

Everyone thinks RFK bails out here but he's going to get a poultice to cure the imbalance of black bile