Big pet peeve of mine at work when coworkers especially managers just have "too many" emails so you have to remind them of shit all the time. Manage your inbox and tasks. Filter your shit. Why do I gotta start every sentence with "I sent an email on this but"

Lot of belief beyond reason stuff on the timber subreddits and I'm here for it but man I'm telling you that RSL team was B A D last night. My brother and I turned to each other a few times during the match like what the fuck are these teams doing out there it's Calvinball shit

🔮god damn RSL is such a bad team lol

Currently looking like a well attended USOC match in the stands

I'm surprised Pants got the start my god he was so awful last match

Anyway this team sucks but lose your voice tonight cause that's how we roll and it might be the last time you see some of the lads including Mora and I can barely even say it but Diego Chara

Lol this stadium looks like a fucking spirit Halloween half the shit closed nobody here

Pattern pretty unclear beyond day 7 but a real return to the wet season pattern on tap starting Friday. Pretty good dry season this year. Avoided too much crazy hotness and forest fire stuff.

Unfortunately cosmic soccer law insists: We win tonight Then lose by at least 2 on the first leg road vs SD Then SD comes in and just kicks it around for 90 min until the match just mercifully ends Then the FO declares the season a massive success

Hillary said I wasn't allowed to do anything scary for Halloween cause our former neighbors had a toddler but they have moved away and I have taken it too far immediately

Public Service Announcement - I get access to the Annual Members Pre-Sale tickets to the MLS Cup Playoffs Presented by Audi in case for some reason you you don't have internet access between now and the minute before the match starts

can't believe i gotta go back to the stadium to watch this team on Wednesday this is a cry for help

I held the Ridgy 2 stick that is really all I have to say about that match

Our SPOTY taking the award in a drenching gothic downpour very fitting

fucking unbelievable dallas won IN vancouver to kick them out of the 1 seed too god

We had a great time but this team is so fucking bad lmao

Went by the Woodstock No Kings on the way to visit my parents holy shit the boomers are upset it was Boomerpalooza out there

My ticket rep at the Timbers has informed me that she is leaving her job to pursue a career in literally anything else

This place is dead and stupid but sometimes I go on Twitter to catch up on a few accounts I follow and that place is the absolute fucking worst now my god

I saw a cybertruck with a no Elon sticker hey buddy get the fuck out of town what's next a maga hat with a no trump sticker

I like how there's a decent chance the Timbers season ends with us playing San Diego 4 consecutive times lmao

Mariner fans are going through my 2003 red sox fandom. 2004 if they're lucky!

Euro is showing October getting its monthly average in precip over the next 7 days so might be setting us up for a nice second half hopefully

Actually missed the 2nd half of Timbers/Seattle last night to go to Lambrini Girls instead. Definitely made the right choice. This team is INCREDIBLY uninspiring lately. They're gonna give Phil another year too for god knows what reason (cuz MP's bff)

Damn timbers just look extremely slow and frustrated already

Lot of good answers but I'll throw in REM's Reveal which is pretty solid and has this appropriate fall banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlIj...

I just think if you can't beat Dallas in this game the gaffer has to go unless it's a miracle playoff run

I am once again requesting pre game live shit to not be on the opposite of the north end where nobody is

Huge match tonight. Win basically avoids the play in game and firmly entrenches the season as "barely meets expectations" a nice step up from prior years

One day we will simply ignore the fascists so much they'll never return right? Right?

Got a few hours to kill do time for some mid baseball

Guys on the boat tour around the bay today we saw a small humpback whale FULLY BREACH

Love when a kid looks at me and says daddy he's bigger than you. That's right little man sorry your dad is a BITCH

I guess at least we didn't lose isn't a great feeling after the first half there

Miserable second half god damn

The shape with the subs has been just awful

This team man

We could use a 30 year old chara on this team it's today's lesson

Zup zup riot

Damn what a beating Vancouver lucky to only be down 1

I don't understand how the announcers have just moved on from that goal

We deserved a goal I'm not sure how it ended up being that one

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Timbers putting it on em so far

My favorite part of the Phil Neville experience is not really knowing the formation very late in the season even after the lineup is announced

I'm in San Jose for work for a few days and I'm reminded how this place is basically Hillsboro if everyone made 300k a year

idk the new rapture stuff wasn't doing it for me this time maybe the groundswell of mass psychosis in this country has lost some of its luster

it might not be ideal for us to be making medical policy based on vibes but this presser is objectively hilarious gotta take your wins where you can

God damn

Damn what a rip