bruised my windpipe sleeping or some shit??????? how does he do it

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Zack Polanski, "2,600 have been arrested for standing with Palestine Action" "Today the court found the proscription unlawful, it's time to release them"

Passed my probation at work. Now they legally can't get rid of me. Until they find out about The Incident anyway

This is an enormous victory for the Palestinian solidarity movement, for civil liberties and for our common humanity. The real crime is this government’s complicity in genocide - and we will not rest until we have justice for the Palestinian people.

UK ban on Palestine Action ruled unlawful ft.trib.al/TKbvf6A

i could live on 1) pitta bread and salami and cheese; and 2) pasta with tomato sauce. and in a few short weeks i will be (moving out)

I looooove coming up with builds in Deadlock. at least 30% of my in-game time is fiddling about in the sandbox. took some in-game testing but I have developed THE funny build for the funny snake lady. it is called sssslidemaxxing and it will win you games

read a lovely Haskell blog post that was ruined by "sponsored by the American military industrial complex" at the end, oh well

don't worry html5zombo.com

I think if you use bold and caps to emphasise things when instructing LLMs, you are stupid

Arknights Endfield looks cute and runs really well on my shitty phone, but wow it doesn't let you play the game at all. It's just tutorial after tutorial. Doesn't help that the Japanese text is simultaneously kanji-dense and info-sparse.

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails: aftermath.site/steam-machine-...

@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email

Another day another 25 minutes in the weekly dev meeting spent discussing LLMs. come on guys we're better than this

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

Not kidding by the way

996 LIFE STYLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

My brilliant Moondrop Aria IEMs are very gradually failing (right monitor consistently weakens after a few hours use)-- so I swap over to the spare pair I accidentally won on auction and right as rain again :) you'll never take my cheap IEMs or Sansa Clip+ from me!!!

How much yuri did they put in Hades 2 wtf

ok ok ok the hades 2 hypermode boss fights are pretty cool

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

OK so mid/late-game Hades 2 is MUCH more interesting systems-wise than Hades 1. I love the plot-driven Hades 1 constant escaping, but it's a little repetitive. meanwhile Hades 2 doesn't have such emotionally-charged storytelling, but there's things to do this time! upgrades and challenges and so on

"Jeffrey Epstein got banned on XBL and sent SFM Five Nights at Freddy porn straight from 4chan threads to associates" did I die, is this purgatory

A new study from Anthropic finds that gains in coding efficiency when relying on AI assistance did did not meet statistical significance; AI use noticeably degraded programmers’ understanding of what they were doing. Incredible.

Not sure how @theonion.com stays on top of breaking news like this but the print edition just showed up at my house with this:

its fucking insane how much sexual tension there is between melinoë and nemesis Oh my GODDDD

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

the Simple English Wiki for Aleph null introducing it as "the smallest infinite number" is so brilliant. Like listen you simpleton, this infinity is tiny. It's barely even there. We can comprehend of infinities infinitely larger. You buffoon. Come back when you've learned infinitely more infinities.

He was crazy for this one github.com/raehik/sympa...

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

saw a post on my feed that said "anti-AI people are making me want to go and use LLMs for good!" and can't help but think of that one comic

Hades 2 clicking a lot better for me on my second look but I will be withholding further opinions until they let me romance Nemesis

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too! *Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk! https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408

giving Hades 2 another go after being turned off it by unfun bosses and boring design. Learning that Eris is a very temporary slowdown mechanic, and playing a LOT slower, has me enjoying the game a lot more. wonder if they nerfed the bosses though, they feel a lot slower (good!!)

i still both a) love this song and b) love thinking of it as the NTR song www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8W...

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Joy is resistance.

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

"A patron in a barroom ate thirteen sandwiches today in a vain effort to save his friend, Walter Bern- well, the bartender, from arrest." Bro was a real one

this is arguably one of the most in character meta easter eggs i've seen; in Transcend's solo song ZOKZOK you can see her on a spectrogram in one part??? this is insane commitment i kneel.

giff me mana www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbp...

Fuck ice. Abolishment is only the beginning. No justice until these fuckers are behind bars.