*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

One of the many, many good things about being off of Twitter is not having to deal with The Discourse™ that always follows a Nintendo Direct. That being said, it's breached containment this time so I feel the urge to share my (unasked for) opinion

I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week

games these days can't have lines like "fatty fatty no parents" anymore. due to woke

NEW BILL WURTZ JUST DROPPED!!

A take I hear so often about so many people, online and otherwise, is "ugh, I hate how that person always acts like their opinion is the right one". Like I would fucking hope so!!!!

Why did Skyler White agonize so much over what her husband was doing behind her back if she had the ability to teleport? Is she stupid?

Something I've noticed is that the more recently I've rewatched Avatar TLA, the less sympathy I have for "Jet/Hama were right" apologists

Went on a date with a (25 year old) woman who said she'd never been on a date before, then later she said I reminded her a lot of her brother and all I could think about was the Boss Baby tweet

Parker's latest video is really taking off, as you can tell by the comments section on my latest vid lmao

Coming back home after working outside all day:

Announcement: chat jipiti

New video is out! This is a collab with the ever-talented ‪OKreations‬ 🤘 We hope you enjoy :) youtu.be/t-s-raPlcZk

Post a meme made by you New video dropping this week :)

i'm hoping you saw potentially the best smash tweet of all time come from this

we know

Saw a few people posting grids, tried making my own. Boy was that a mistake. I never realized how much of a scrimblo-bimblo ass gamer I am lmao

Sure today they’re just cheating at Battletoads, but what about when they’re grownups? Cheating at matrimony?

Back to reading six books in one year for 2026 📚 just finished the first one, and fittingly it's the sequel to the first book I read last year

Discourse about discourse: the argument around whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza is way, WAY more annoying than actually getting pineapple on my pizza

Someone sent me this.

This is more of a sensible chuckle than a gutburster but I love this series of tweets lol

in hindsight a little funny of them to go "you cant ask us about the pedophilia right now, the market is too good" and then just go and tank the market

New video is live! This is basically my pitch for what a Pokémon expansion for the boardgame Heroscape would look like. As you can tell, I have very normal feelings about both of these franchises youtu.be/46PkDaLvQOc

FINALLY finished this massive video I've been working on, should be up sometime this afternoon. Trying something new, hope you guys like it :)

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Work called in a rain day, let's see how far I can get in this video with the extra time off 😤

“my dog is in dubai”

Calling it now: Grass/Fighting, Fire/Fairy, Water/Ghost final forms Not sure if I'd love that but I'm hoping this breaks the streak of Dark-type starters we've had since Gen 6 lmao

Littlest Pet Shop lookin ass

Eating a full turkey leg during Pokémon Presents to emulate the feeling of a medieval king watching his court jester

writing an intro is a duel between two urges. one tells me I have a very narrow window of opportunity to hook a reader and so I should be compact, punchy, and informative. the other urge I lovingly call "my bullshit"

I swear they literally invented webp just because jpg and png were too convenient

One of the worst parts of trying to hang out with friends in your mid 20's in southern Ontario is there's often so little to do but hit up The Rec Room, which for all intents and purposes is a casino you can never win at

If Trump gloats about hockey we have to burn down the White House again that’s the rules

just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen

Ask and you shall receive

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Danny Elfman. I first listened to Dead Man's Party at a really shitty time in my life and it resonated a lot. Just Another Day especially, the downer lyrics with the jaunty music really reflected how I felt vs how I thought I should feel. But then I learned he had two separate SA cases against him

idea i had

impeach

i like this (kadabra) guy's opinions on pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofp...

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

steven universe has several flaws but frankly when I see steven universe slander it makes me sad