what a week eh

Y’all ever on a plane and just think “damn, I’m flying rn?”

i thought we all agreed that this week was fake. why am i answering silly emails?

while the Internet is often used for research or exchanging academic ideas, more and more people are using the World Wide Web to “hang out” with their new digital friends

Also good for landing in YVR just sub SkyTrain for Subway

Feeling FAG (Fat And Gay)

okay daddy FA

The Subway is a perfect take-off song

My internal monologue this morning: "I'm on vacation, why is my mood so low?" "You drank alcohol twice last week, and you only exercised once." "Shut up, brain. Don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!"

two glasses of a cheap red wine bend at the airport Canada isn’t ready for me

there was some mold in my tomatoes at the airport and I ate it how soon until I die

my toxic trait is commenting rationally in the Starbucks Reddit

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

This is Methodism

i am landing in the usa send thoughts and prayers (it’s California, i’ll be fine)

healing by watching O Brother, Where Art Thou? on the plane

intentionally misgendering people is not only rude AF, but a sin you’re harming your relationship with that person (and with God) by denying them the ability to live in Shalom also doing it to your flight attendant who is going to be serving you for the next hour is next level hatred

Remember to pace yourself, there’s still 11 more days of Christmas.

i will not let the fact that our regional council has mismanaged this building, this time by not fixing the heat, ruin Christmas Eve despite the fact the sanctuary is a balmy 10° after running the two blowers that work all day 😮‍💨🥴🌲 come Lord Jesus come

"Are you a gays' gay or a girls' gay?" "I'm a middle aged loser gay, thankyouverymuch."

glad to be home

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

meeeee

i want a triple dipper so bad rn

Good Afternoon from God’s Own Metropolis

Grinch in the final ten minutes of the movie

It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️

the sound of peace

why does it feel like 10pm

As a white millennial man I disavow all of this. A white man is one of the easiest things to be

As a millennial of a certain age, I truly believe my air fryer is healing the childhood trauma of being told "Easy-Bake Ovens were for girls". That and the bread machine.

remember when chipotle had margaritas

Forgive the baseball analogy, but the CofE hit it out of the park.

there’s so much news that i’m behind on the news and i pay attention to the news

RIP Moody Ales you were a good one

Sure, what’s a little piracy between friends? What matters is that if we all believe hard enough, the planet killing plagiarism machines might do something interesting eventually. Lunatic behaviour.

Thomas Merton, drip unmatched, ora pro nobis

Truly had the best long weekend with @dejanz.co visiting our pals @jetblue711.bsky.social and @ayden409.bsky.social in Vancouver. Feeling so lucky to have great friends in such wonderful places!

Why are all HBO shows so physical dark? Do they not want you to watch them during the day?

oomf meetup in Vancouver #blessed @ayden409.bsky.social @masondiab.bsky.social @dejanz.co

Wow they really picked landlord white

Mood.

is this a safe space to talk about heated rivalry?

let’s go!!! Amanda for Mayor!