full communion with UMC by 2028 let’s goooooo methodism! generalcouncil.ca/document/gce...

Snapchat implies the existence of Cracklechat and Popchat

My Muslim friends in San Diego and around the country, I am mourning and raging with you. and with you always.

bought a carhartt sweatshirt DL trade vibes

brb, becoming an old man who reads the paper

i bought a baguette in Victoria to place in my tote bag, to hop on the seaplane and it’s the most chic i’ve ever felt

Middle age is just saying this every day until you die

update

it’s wild that cats just know you’re allergic to them like yes, i want ro rub my face on you but my eyes will get oozy but so cute 🥹

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

when in victoria one must

*heavy breathing*

grant that in all our troubles we may put our whole trust and confidence in thy mercy,

Well this is the dumbest possible story line currently playing out in Canadian politics.

Inside of me are three dogs: 1. A Golden Retriever who is just happy to be here 2. An Aussie who is also happy to be here, but prone to mischief if not constantly occupied 3. A German Shepherd who feels responsible for everything and that everything is her fault They are all always hungry

woof

when God™️ created the world they could have just stopped with birds like why move on from there absolute excellence

i have not sneezed in 30min and that’s a win

very Canada pilled but i love our outgoing Governor General she has done so much to elevate Indigenous youth and languages (among other things) we toured her Citadel residence and it was just a pleasure to hear of the work she’s been doing

to be clear i have never had seasonal allergies (just cats)

i have embraced happy hour i ate no food went to gym and am now tispy

unfortunately the news coming out about the hantavirus is starting to feel *exactly* like the early reporting on coronavirus from like December of 2019…

these allergies are wild i have never been wrecked like this in my life what kinda trees are in port moody

Disgusting.

this is my march madness

it’s happy hour at browns who’s coming

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

actually disappointed with tim what an absolute sellout

this is not cowabunga

oh, so the “reformed” subreddit is bad we’re learning today

great question! yes they did, those songs famously didn’t exist until 2008

follow up question: do these spiders take special requests?

made it real hard to vote from out of country today…there’s still so much that could influence my decision

i gotta say: having an ai generated pic of a queer couple on your church website to demonstrate you’re affirming is not the flex one might think it is 🥴

it would be so great to have one day without having to hear about him™️ jUSt onE dAy

attempting to make friends in one's mid-late 30s is so humiliating that it makes me understand the concept of golf

I am SPENT today.

off for a whole month naturally i’m either sick or have wild allergies!

they don’t tell you this but you can just add bacon to egg salad no one stops you

here's some money, go see a Star war

axios!! congrats to the newly revd. william brook as a minister of word, sacrament, and pastoral care in the @unitedchurchcda.bsky.social

goodnight. If you need me I'll be in bed thinking about how Cadet Kelly is post-9/11 propaganda

"and the computer speakers used to go 'deet deet deet' when you were about to get a text, before your phone would even vibrate" okay grandpa let's get you to bed

Need chilaquiles!!

Girl dinner

Mother Musgraves has done it again !

fry sauce when!?! (i grew up in a very, very lds pocket of california)

i have always immediately closed every pop up from any website or application explaining new features without reading it because it's an unexpected intrusion on my sense of peace. this will continue for the rest of my life. stop writing those. i'll figure it out or i won't.

I believe in the power of progress