U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

I miss Commander, the White House dog who hated cops, but I’m glad they named the Washington football team after him.

There's no way this study got IRB approval

It is legitimately pretty funny to react to the actual Pope saying “you don’t get to pick and choose your own preferences from longstanding doctrine” with “he’s gone woke” He is being conservative! This is what conservatism means! He is directing Catholics to behave traditionally!

Repeal the Hague Invasion Act www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Jane Goodall in heaven with Jesus Christ and Harambe

I am glad the rest of the country is waking up to Michelle Wu's effective strategy of telling a nepobaby and his rich friends to fuck off

It makes sense that an administration run by a guy whose entire life has been spent crassly aping the appearance of wealth because he's never going to be accepted by the elite would only be able to mimic the trappings of facism

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

Now I want everyone to check under your seats. That's right, you get a war crime! And YOU get a war crime! EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!

Why is Weird Al shilling magic beds?

Well don't I feel stupid

The tarrifs will continue until everyone stops asking about the Epstein Files

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

forgive me Father

Something I've noticed at work is that the time horizon you get credit for improving quality of life is brutally short before it just becomes the new baseline

Ruin a band with law Eve 6th Amendment

“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.

Nice

When I read the headline my first thought was that they were banning robotaxis

A lot of people thing my Gmail account is theirs for some reason so it gets used as a recovery email for a lot of other email addresses. Google must have decided it's time for a purge because I just got a dozen of the warning emails in several languages

BOROMIR: can we go to my city ARAGORN: is your dad still being catfished by Peter Thiel BOROMIR: BOROMIR: shut up

1/38 Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy. But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream! Let's breakdown the incompetence: x.com/adamscochra...

Nothing gets your blood pumping in the morning like witnessing a hit and run

I did a minor good deed this morning, which made me miss my subway train, so I took an expensive cab instead. I briefly (sarcastically) thought: "I will never help anyone ever again." And then I realized that's the full sincere thought process of like 50% of newspaper op-ed columnists.

We need someone with a slide whistle and a tuba to stake out the crime scene

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

sadly this is probably even dumber. the media is upset that a pundit was murdered

x.com/realDonaldTr... odd artifact at 00:19 in this video Trump tweeted about Charlie Kirk, clipped and reproduced here

New conspiracy theory: Trump had Kirk merc’d to get people off the Epstein scent

Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.

Dems chased Silicon Valley for years and all we got for it was a couple thousand eugenicists with the money of Lex Luthor and the brains of rabid ferrets. Dems should do what the GOP did: threaten Big Tech relentlessly until the little shits give us money and do our bidding.

Happy election day #Boston ! Thrilled to cast my vote to re-elect @wutrain.bsky.social this morning -- and grateful for our poll workers who got me in and out in about two minutes. Polls are open until 7! Find your voting location here: www.sec.state.ma.us/VoterRegistr... #mapoli

New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought

Lol

Silksong time

One U-Haul driver heeded the advice about Storrow Drive, but nobody warned him about trees www.universalhub.com/2025/u-haul-... #Boston #Brighton #ClevelandCircle #students #UHaul

Moving into Boston? Congrats. Now memorize this: 🚫 No moving trucks on Storrow Drive. 🚫 No moving trucks on Storrow Drive. 🚫 No moving trucks on Storrow Drive. 🚫 No moving trucks on Storrow Drive. 🚫 No moving trucks on Storrow Drive.

Happy storrow drive day to all who celebrate

I just got my 9 year old hooked on dukcktales and dark wing duck.

since we don’t have drafts, I’m just going to post a joke six hours before it works and you all can come back to it later: Four Seasons Total Chappaquidick

Post a meme made by you

Personally I think Army Football is struggling because they got rid of Woke