I'm trogdor-critical. The countryside really didn't need to be burninated

D&D is going great. I've rolled 7 D20s this encounter and my max roll was a 6

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

this looks like one of those ads out of the N64 era

… and he SERVED ✨

@rahaeli.bsky.social I didn't see the poetry thread before it went of the rails but I did have some thoughts from a secure system design and computational theory perspective if you were still interested in discussing it. If you're just done with the subject, ignore me.

MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

i am going to continue to maintain that normal people hate this shit, and people will *especially* hate *this* shit

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

oh look it’s my politics in a picture

No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?

oh my god

Remember, folks: only 3 more shopping days until Partially Muscled Skeleton Day!

one last time

MrBeast did 9/11

PSA

Genuinely hilarious that Bill Kristol has more moral clarity in the moment than Chuck Schumer

fyi, the SNAP eliminations are a Project 2025 mandate. SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns. Pay attention.

right, so … this is why the layoffs that are being attributed to ai are happening. it’s technically true but it’s not about replacing people with ai it’s about spending out the ass on ai investments and having to cover those expenses to maintain a margin by lopping off salary expenses

Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that

To be fair to the monkeys, I'd be aggressive towards people if they infected me with a bunch of diseases

Mar Awa III (David Royel) was born, raised, was graduated from college, and ordained in Chicago. He knew exactly what he was doing.

It's fine, <kid 3> is being difficult but she's in bed

The "Don't deploy all your critical systems to us-east1" challenge will never have a winner

/ UPDATE ON BOSTON RAINBLOB TIMING / THESE RAINBLOBS PROBS WONT FILL IN OVER THE BOSTON AREA UNTIL BTWIXT 9 & 10 AM / HEAVY RAINBLOBS / WILL BEGIN 2 FLOAT AWAY AFTER 12 - 1 PM / SHULD BE ALL FLOATED AWAY BEYE 2 PM / WICKED GUSTS UP2 40 MPH

An important message to the people of New York City. More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday

Picked this up at a childrens book fair, should I mail it to the HHS secretary

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

I miss Commander, the White House dog who hated cops, but I’m glad they named the Washington football team after him.

There's no way this study got IRB approval

It is legitimately pretty funny to react to the actual Pope saying “you don’t get to pick and choose your own preferences from longstanding doctrine” with “he’s gone woke” He is being conservative! This is what conservatism means! He is directing Catholics to behave traditionally!

Repeal the Hague Invasion Act www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

Jane Goodall in heaven with Jesus Christ and Harambe

I am glad the rest of the country is waking up to Michelle Wu's effective strategy of telling a nepobaby and his rich friends to fuck off

It makes sense that an administration run by a guy whose entire life has been spent crassly aping the appearance of wealth because he's never going to be accepted by the elite would only be able to mimic the trappings of facism

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

Now I want everyone to check under your seats. That's right, you get a war crime! And YOU get a war crime! EVERYBODY'S GETTING WAR CRIMES!

Why is Weird Al shilling magic beds?

Well don't I feel stupid