The appropriate Democratic response is that the president is out of control. You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies.

2.8 GB out of 300 GB (0.93%) of the Epstein files released—by his own DOJ, mind you—and we have already learned about his rape of a then-13-year-old who, 5 years later, after finally bringing her allegations to the authorities, “committed suicide” by a single gunshot to the back of her own head…

Incredibly disgusting. How vast the gaping void at the core of Trump’s being must be for him to even *think* it appropriate or warranted to aggrandize himself by putting his name on another man’s—let alone another President’s—MEMORIAL… What a terrible person is he.

When Scalia rewrote the Second Amendment in Heller, I warned that he would have “blood on his hands” from the carnage he was enabling. The Second Amendment protects a “militia” right, which was the understanding of the courts for 200 years. The “individual right” rewrite is a suicide pact.

"Was the earth made to preserve a few covetous, proud men to live at ease, and for them to bag and barn up the treasures of the earth from others, that these may beg or starve in a fruitful land; or was it made to preserve all her children?" - Gerrard Winstanley, The New Law of Righteousness (1649)

Does anybody else remember the Twitter account @gothmissfrizzle?

Love the implication that people were still exploited and worked beyond reasonable limits while using the Slop Machine 5000. Nothing ever gets better for workers, only for executives!! I love the future!!

You sure about that, EA?

This stupid motherfucker only even *learned* the word “sedition” after hearing it used to describe what happened on January 6th. Also: nazi eagle.

King oyster mushroom mock scallops👌

Why didn’t anybody tell me that Goat Simulator is basically an open-world Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater mixed with GTA?!?!

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Maybe Trump saw a brown man in his office and thought he was a member of the Saudi royal family? It’s the only thing that would make any sense.

Heartened to see so many positive reactions to Warren here in this thread. Still proud to have voted for her in the 2020 primary. I’ll forever believe she would have been an excellent President.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

I teach 9th grade honors students: 14- and 15-year-olds. I pledge to them at the start of each school year that I will never patronize or condescend to them—that I will treat them as young adults capable of engaging in college-level discourse. But they are definitely, self-evidently, still children.

For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"

Our stupidly large couch fit neither down the staircase nor out the front door, so the only way to get it into the basement was over the deck with a little help from my friends. An outrageous plan, executed flawlessly. Big thanks to Ryan and Dan.

Last time this shit happened was against Seattle, too.

Thanks to @stevenhyden.bsky.social, I don’t have to pay attention to the Commanders’ latest prime-time disappointment.

Where TF were the Republicans performing opposition to Trump hanging out with Fuentes 3 years ago?

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

The most powerful hurricane to make landfall in the histories of both Jamaica AND the Atlantic Ocean… Fox News: this story is about 2 white people.

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

This is just straight-up treason by rubio, he's wrecking our ability to fight organized crime in order to help bukele cover up his apparently cozy relationship with MS-13 leadership and possible theft of us foreign aid, all so trump et al can get photos of us sending hairdressers to torture prison

With alt text. Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters

D’Angelo is dead. Just 51 years old. Cancer… In his honor, I will play a little bit of “Voodoo” for my students.

Incredible. Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not. “Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

Feels a bit like watching the founding of a new religion, or at least a new cult. Charlie Kirk as a new prophet they can cite when Jesus is too woke.

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

"school shooting industry"

That slimy, disgusting fucker drew a young teen girl. Not a woman. But a teen girl. Maybe a pre-teen. I can't wrap my head around that. He intentionally drew a sexual figure of a child and sent it to his pedophile friend as a little jokey joke for his birthday. It's impossible to comprehend.

the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production

What's dangerous about these accumulated choices to cover the end of constitutional rule of law as a debate between reasonable sides is that it reflects a deep truth about constitutionalism: that the rules of the game are established purely by convention & the alignment of mutual expectation.

Mother-in-law, 5 y/o daughter, 10 month-old & I are at the National Zoo. Outdoor food court has Sbarro or BBQ food truck. Everyone but me wants the former, so I sit and hold a hard-found table while they get their food first. They come back and sit down; I get up to order my BBQ…

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Despite what some Democratic consultants suggest, the pro-democracy party’s first question shouldn’t be, “Does stopping fascism poll well?”

You are living through the unthinkable: the president of the United States using the military to seize domestic power. The greatest crisis of executive power in American history, at the hands of the worst, most corrupt, and most unfit president in American history.

Frankly, it seems unclear that all of us will live through this. Eventually Stephen Miller will start using these armed soldiers the way he clearly wants to. Everyone is so afraid of challenging the pathetic "crimefighting" pretext that they're letting him build a force to crush democracy.

Yes, the stakes here are large. Very large.

Our constitutional order is rotted out. There’s not much left once you start sending military personnel to police your own people in peace time.

My ancestors were busy the past 2 weekends

The Madden ‘26 soundtrack has legit ‘90s cred: Beastie Boys - Sabotage Green Day - Basket Case Weezer - Buddy Holly Cyprus Hill - Insane in the Brain Bush - Machinehead DMX - Party Up Blur - Song 2 Busta Rhymes - Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check

Does anyone else remember the epic thread of picture comments that Goth Ms. Frizzle posted on Twitter back in 2016 where they just read Roger Stone to absolute filth?

This will be me for the next day or so, gazing lovingly at the fantasy football rosters I just drafted, absolutely certain of the championships I’ll be winning in December. This is the best time of year.