Choo choo, motherfucker. 🤣

wait, what?

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

This cover by @wynonamutisi.bsky.social. Cozy edition this week. Get it while it's chill.

This cover by @wynonamutisi.bsky.social. Cozy edition this week. Get it while it's chill.

Spotify Wrapped says my listening age is 21. Which is both hilarious and very embarrassing for actual 21-year-olds.

Mmm kimchi gimme

One must imagine Don Quixote happy.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

#AcademicSky #PsychSciSky We've hit peak Psychology Humour

Remember, just because you’re still able to dream doesn’t mean anyone else is god damn it!

elite dangerous just added the USS Defiant-with-numbers-filed-off and its paint jobs include "Deep Space" and "Voyage", I appreciate them not even trying to be subtle tbh

The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really

Fancy a scone.

The sun is out. But I’m not falling for THAT again.

Here is a godawful joke in chart form to ruin your Christmas season 🤪🎄

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️🧊 www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

Please can I have my electricity back? I promise not to use it for evil this time. ~~~~~ Power outage day 2: Bargaining stage

Tonight we’re waxing gibbons by moonlight. Or so I hear.

‘Stoppard doesn’t address our migrant century, exactly, but his work forms an emblem of the mind on the move: ready to pack up and press on, with only intellectual capital sewn like diamonds into the jacket lining.’

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

As Stoppard wrote, and as I contemplate often: “I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead.”

the bonglerian joonhod

Bong Joon Ho says a good thing about AI is it has ‘the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do’ He then joked that he’s ‘going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world’

here, Tom, take all the money that I have.

Tom Stoppard, then.

Today I am thankful for soju. Strong enough for civilized shots, not so strong that it cuts the evening short or leads inevitably to table-dancing (while still keeping the option on the table, as it were)

How do people who wear white all the time deal with soup splatter?

The annual thanksgiving meme returns

Another friend has quietly taken themself off the board. Everything is epilogue now.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Time for my TTRPG group to wrap up our 8-month-long Star Trek Adventures: Lower Decks campaign. It’s been an absolute riot - literally, as often as not. We’ve had deserted planet relay repair hijinks, Lovecraftian fun-bubbles; Splatterbug infestations; Toxosplasmosis zombies and coffee emergencies.

Why hasn’t this accursed year ended yet?

Unexpected paean to Blake’s 7 dons a slop top and rides the algo into town like it’s nothing.

parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

A box of co-worker's Spice Melange.

Weird windywet weather.

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

According to the weather forecast it is going to rain forever. I should get an umbrella.

no I haven't been "doin' just fine", I was in a cage

I need to somehow unlink my emotional wellbeing from the exchange rate. 🫩

You know, I think we have everything we need for a Jeunet or Wes Anderson film about this heist: A handsome amateur leading a rag-tag crew armed with a fork lift and furniture removal truck, a hacker who guesses the CCTV password is ‘Louvre’, and a teen detective played by 1998’s Jason Schwartzman.

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

My Space Quest site, Roger Wilco's Virtual Broomcloset, launched 30 years ago this month. That makes it one of the oldest video game fan sites on the web. To celebrate the milestone, I've updated the site for the first time in ages with tons of new content. Check it out! wiw.org/~jess/roger.html

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

All Protocol Observed Welcome to Issue 219 of The Continent Protests, an internet blackout, and deadly force marked Tanzania’s Election Day. Once online again, 37 readers shared what they witnessed. Read their stories: bit.ly/219_TC