My 37th birthday was Thursday but I forgot to post my thick bday load 😘💦😘💦

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Sitting here with my eyes closed listening to Mayor Mamdani’s speech pretending he’s accepting the presidency. 

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

Vote for young candidates who run on affordability. If they are old and white and male, JUST SAY NO. 🦅🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

Do you like me better with a jack-o’-lantern or covered in ectoplasm? 🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 💀 dress slutty or else

Plants are Thirsty this Thursday 💦😘

Pritzker: "Imagine it. Children who woke up that morning, expectant with joy & excitement to put on their costumes & celebrate with their neighbors in what they thought was a safe place at their homes. Armed, masked agents, terrorizing innocent people, especially children, is unconscionable."

I have my priorities straight when I get home from work, how about you? 💦

Gotta roll out an old fave for #fcf Wishing I had a ball drainer 🥹

This is how you eat ass. #TheGoonersHandbook

Throwback wiggle 😘

Happy Doink Day #fcf

Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away

Happy Thursday 😘 you staying thirsty?

Some meat for your Monday? 🌭

Happy #fcf sexy boys 😘 Let’s smoke and shoot loads 💦

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld, heartless hollow empty monster who has predatory relationships (big surprise)

Made it halfway through the week! You deserve a wank 🍆💦

Pray for my shorts…it’s #fcf 🥵🍆 Show me them cocks boys

Ever jerk your fat cock right after getting home from work? Pretty good stuff 🥵

Ding dong who’s there

Masturbation check! Have you masturbated today? If not, take the time to do so now :3

Great day for cock grabbing and load busting 😘 Happy #fcf

Happy Sunday 🌞 I hope big things come your way this week ❤️

take notes faggots 🤩

[trying to butter up the judge in the courtroom] Your honor first let me say you have a beautiful home

Some hog and a cheek peek to end your weekend right 🍆🍑

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

the left needs a Cthulhu

Dropkick Murphys Warped Tour Long Beach

At my age we start to have falls

The Department of Justice is pretending it needed to talk to notorious liar Ghislaine Maxwell to know the truth about Jeffrey Epstein, when it is concealing thousands of documents about him that don’t lie. It’s a sick farce.

You know what frickin day it is #fcf 😘😘😘😘

at least i have my priorities right

Some hot hard wet penis for your timeline? 😘

ok so I’ve decided that I don’t want to work, I just want to travel and be a faggot

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

How bad is the Epstein report? Bad enough that Mr. Super Genes 6'4" 230 lbs "he'll live to be 200!" is admitting to a medical condition to gain sympathy and/or distract. Will it work? Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!

Happy Thursday sexy friends 💦 You thirsty?

Joint rolled dick out

I missed #fcf 😭 pls don’t be mad

Alex Kof topping a hot missionary boy 🙂🍆🍑👣🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

I think you need some doink in your life 😘

What about a crayon box, but instead of crayons, it’s 64 different flavored cheese sticks?

The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.