Sweaty and dirty n my happy place: The garden.

Hemlo. Yes this is Uber. Pls rate 5 nuggos.

I read “Kiss the Girls” at 10 years old. 💀

Been waiting for you, bro. Did you forget what was gonna happen if you kept me waiting again?

Welp, another Spring has come, and it’s another Spring I’m spending listening to the cast recording of “The Secret Garden” and crying like a baby.

Happy weekend, y’all 😘

I’ve been wanting to breed @tucotorresx.bsky.social for so long, and damn does he feel fucking good 🥵😈

Show your Oreos what that tongue do.

Come on, bro. It’s hump day and I’m ready and waiting for you.

I know it’s FCF but the sun was out and my buns had to come out too.

One of my fav malapropisms is when someone says “beauty regiment” instead of “beauty regimen” because it makes me picture an army absolutely gorgeous drag queens with guns.

😑

Just a lil smoke and stroke for FCF today. 🍃

Fursday Mood 🌑🐺

If we share a joint, I can’t guarantee you won’t end up pinned against the wall with your pants down.

Sweaty Puck

What do we do when the world gets us down? Take slutty smoking selfies, I guess.

Who all is really feeling this right now?

Hubs made sourdough cinnamon rolls. 🤤

I can’t keep my hands off of it today.

In the last 7 months of DMing my own homebrew campaign, I think the most important lesson I learned is when to take your players’ questions/speculations and yes-and your way into plot development. D&D is collaborative storytelling and you need to let your players shape the story too.

The sun came out today and my body knows it. Is that you, spring fever? 👀

Sweatyyyyyyy 💦

I just found out this is on YouTube and I’m SO excited to watch it. youtu.be/K4tpQUrQJMA?...

Pleasantly surprised that I felt cute. (I’ve mostly felt tired instead)

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. Banned and Censored Film Directors Alternative/Experimental Theatre Playwriting Opera and Musical Theatre Workshop Directing for the Stage

I think this ass could use some attention. Who wants to give it some? 😈

Been snowed in since Saturday. Y’all snow bunnies doing ok?

Why is this lil guy so cute?

Trying to heat it up on this cold JSF 🔥 #jockstrapfriday

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Ready to hunker down for the weekend, unless someone wants to gift me a flamethrower. ❄️

Hi, pretty! 😍

“I should call him…”

I know it’s hump day, but I like to taste it before I hump it.

Ok, I gotta know too. I don’t think I really look like anybody but that could be personal bias. 😅 Who do y’all think are my celebrity lookalikes? 👀

Huff huff pass 🐽

Got the Sunday scaries, but at least I smell good. 😛

@ruggerxray.bsky.social got “Spider-Man: Miles Morales. I wanted to play but I’m scared of heights. 😅

D&D as Theatre Therapy, Part 793: Are you a masochist weighed down by the current state of the USA and there are no doms nearby to consensually beat you up for relief? Ask your DM to kick your sorcerer’s ass in-game. …anyway, I’m running an Aboleth tomorrow to consensually hurt my bestie.

QTP with food to show where you live

A user at work just submitted a ticket for network issues, so I went to look up their connection information: *WIFI SSID: ButtSluts* That’s it, I’m clocking out for the day. 💀

Early morning vanity. ☀️

Horny as fuck going into the weekend, y’all.

Celebrating FCF with pants on because that’s the real function of gray sweatpants, isn’t it?

Put your best tit forward this New Year 😜

This is exactly how I wanted to start the new year. Stoned, in a hot bath.

Rang in the new year with @robbinstloo.bsky.social and @edarlingtonia.bsky.social. Perfect food, wine, and company. Baked my best prinsesstårta yet. 😌 Happy new year, Bloomfies 😘

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂‍↕️🏋️‍♂️