Guys, the urge to hibernate is STRONG. 😴

Gooning With The Wind

It’s D&D day! Look at my math rocks. 🥰

Had to kill time while my clothes were de-wrinkling in the dryer (I’m a lazy bitch) so here’s a before/after. Happy weekend 😘

Our saffron crocuses finally bloomed!!

Not been feeling well since I got back from vacation and work put me in a foul mood. Can I have some hugs please? With arms, mouths, or butts, I’m not picky.

Yesterday, due to a broken toilet on the plane, our flight out of MOLA was delayed an hour, causing us to miss our connection in Chicago. We were almost stuck there for seven hours, HOWEVER, we just barely got in on standby for an earlier one and the airline even transferred our baggage for us. 🥹

Wish I had somebody else to feel me up this morning 😈

Went to the New Orleans Art Museum today. Please enjoy this series of renaissance babies who are fucking over it.

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Had several sexy dreams last night but the highlight, by far, was the one @xxxleander.bsky.social was in. 🤤

Apologies to new people I met this past weekend.

Thanks for the hospitality, Pepp. 💚

“Brothers”

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Beads: Deployed.

Ok, Chicago. I get it now. You were correct all along and this was delicious.

Happiest of birthdays to my cute lil guy, @reyes18.bsky.social !!! Love you to pieces, Beeb. 😘 Let’s have all the fun celebrating you and your newfound oldness.

Hey, cuties. Hope your Monday went well and that you get to relax soon.

D&D day!!

I am Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter of Drearburh, ninth saint to serve the King Undying.

Sexy D&D plant items.

I think I’m about 2/10 but people tell me all the tats/piercings make me look intimidating. 😅 If this is true, I don’t mind because strangers not approaching me is awesome. 😌

Been waiting all day…come cuddle.

D&D Day!

Day off (hungover) vibes.

Sailor Mercury sun, Sailor Jupiter moon, Sailor Venus rising.

Stress relief after a long day, but I’ve still got some kinks to work out 😈

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

Happy Friday, Bloomfies 😘

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…shining morning face, creeping like snail unwillingly to school.

couple statements so my beliefs are clear: - if you decide you’re trans, then you’re trans. - neopronouns & xenogenders are hella cool. - everyone should be able to get HRT if they want. - you don’t need to medically transition or have dysphoria to be trans. - liberation not assimilation.

All about the curves this furry Friday 😈

Heavy balls this FCF.

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

Anime characters that match your sign: ♍️

Just got randomly added to this group text?

Sooooo guess what DM built the turn order and left out one of his own baddies? Poor lil Dooby spent the entire battle doing fuck all but taking hits from the rogue. 🤣 RIP, Dooby.

Ready to go home and eat carbs 🤤

I am Toad

The joys of having Sicilian heritage.

W H E R E

I’ll take their diamond necklace And show my noble stuff By being ✨gay and reckless✨

Was flipping through Instagram and an interview with Toni Collette popped up talking about how she didn’t know The Sixth Sense was a horror movie while she was filming it and then I watched the car scene from the end and now I’m crying 🤣

Just blocked an account for dick-size-shaming. None of that on my timeline, kthxbye.

@robbinstloo.bsky.social Caught me living my Cunégonde fantasy.

Help, need someone to dom me into doing leg day today. 😫