“Wouldn’t that be so funny if there was only one night a year where premarital sex is legal?” The straights want to be persecuted for their sexuality so bad, guys.

Brought to you by the same people who were shocked to find out that McDonald’s food isn’t carefully considered, by a nutritionist, to maximize the health and safety of the public.

got the perfect place for you to put your face… 🤤

Softie Sunday in the shower.

Creepin’ @ruggerxray.bsky.social

Don’t feel blue…. just let me service you 😈👅

Yesterday, a Planet Fitness staff member came up to me while I was on the stair stepper and told me I was showing too much titty. Whoopsies.

Tuna salad on crackers is the tits.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Welcome to My Stoned Kitchen, my name is Don Basilio…

Ok but I’m not done showing off my ass this week. 😛

Sailor Pluto stopped time again. I certainly didn’t bump into my desk and knock her over like a clumsy oaf.

Happy Moonday 😘

The drag queens at Prism lifted my spirits today. 🥰

The prettiest stanky-butt bitch this side of the Mississippi.

Singing Mozart in my Mozart shirt. Feeling way outta practice 💀

Lighten the fuck up or be left behind. Either way, I don’t care. Leather is drag and I will die on that hill.

Thanks for all the kind and flirty comments yesterday, y’all. It made me feel nice. 😌

YO, I’ll take it! 😍

Playing with the mustache. Do we like?

Voodoo lily season has begun. 💩🪰

Found the most cursed item in the Mansfield Reformatory.

How’s everybody’s week going?

Just woke up and I’m already sick of Monday. 🎉

So I had a pre-airport edible just to deal with the airport as an entity but it was uncharacteristically easy to get through and now I’m in a fabulous mood. Small gifts. 💚

Just a little show and tell. I show, you tell me what you wanna do to me 😈

The grackles that live in the sycamore tree next door have been chasing squirrels away and I’m very grateful. 🐿️

What say you, Bottom?

Ok, I’ll bite on the voice reveals. Hope you like Mozart.

Got dickstracted during my workout…

Feelin kinda stronk. 🌳

Got my workout done early on this Hump Day.

Rain at last.

Come out back with me and let’s get dirty. 🌻

This is a very sexy skircle. 🔥

Edged one out earlier…Happy Hump Day.

Dick root for monochrome Monday.

“Brothers”

Let’s fuckin goooooooo.

Dad loves ya. 💚

Yesterday, I was blessed with a visitation from some trash babies. 🥹

I know it’s FCF but I felt cheeky 😊

@ruggerxray.bsky.social Napping facedown, vape in hand.

EXCUSE ME I DID NOT REALIZE I WOULD BE SEEING MOTHER TONIGHT 😍

Hey, you. Yeah, you. You enjoy that fuckin weekend. 💚

Got all the crap outta my lungs last night only to wake up with all of it back. Guess it’s gonna be a hot water/lemon and heating pad kinda day.

@emmettfrost.bsky.social You’ve been clocked.

Pit stop! Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼