I think this ass could use some attention. Who wants to give it some? 😈

Been snowed in since Saturday. Y’all snow bunnies doing ok?

Why is this lil guy so cute?

Trying to heat it up on this cold JSF 🔥 #jockstrapfriday

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Ready to hunker down for the weekend, unless someone wants to gift me a flamethrower. ❄️

Hi, pretty! 😍

“I should call him…”

I know it’s hump day, but I like to taste it before I hump it.

Ok, I gotta know too. I don’t think I really look like anybody but that could be personal bias. 😅 Who do y’all think are my celebrity lookalikes? 👀

Huff huff pass 🐽

Got the Sunday scaries, but at least I smell good. 😛

@ruggerxray.bsky.social got “Spider-Man: Miles Morales. I wanted to play but I’m scared of heights. 😅

D&D as Theatre Therapy, Part 793: Are you a masochist weighed down by the current state of the USA and there are no doms nearby to consensually beat you up for relief? Ask your DM to kick your sorcerer’s ass in-game. …anyway, I’m running an Aboleth tomorrow to consensually hurt my bestie.

QTP with food to show where you live

A user at work just submitted a ticket for network issues, so I went to look up their connection information: *WIFI SSID: ButtSluts* That’s it, I’m clocking out for the day. 💀

Early morning vanity. ☀️

Horny as fuck going into the weekend, y’all.

Celebrating FCF with pants on because that’s the real function of gray sweatpants, isn’t it?

Put your best tit forward this New Year 😜

This is exactly how I wanted to start the new year. Stoned, in a hot bath.

Rang in the new year with @robbinstloo.bsky.social and @edarlingtonia.bsky.social. Perfect food, wine, and company. Baked my best prinsesstårta yet. 😌 Happy new year, Bloomfies 😘

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂‍↕️🏋️‍♂️

Hey, pigs. 😘

Had an hour long support call today with someone who forgot literally every PIN/password they use to login. I kept my cool just fine because I’m good at that when my job is on the line but I’m curious, how long would it take y’all to get fired if your filter suddenly got taken out of the equation?

Mid-holiday adventures with my boyses. 🥰🎄

Cleaning off myself before I clean up the kitchen from the holiday food carnage.

Pucker up, buttercups.

Have a hole-y Christmas 😈 fill me with your Christmas spirit

Just snuck a John Waters/Divine reference into the main chat at work and I don’t think anybody clocked it.

Happy Tiddy Tuesday. Just gotta get through one more day this week and then I can be lazy again.

Anyway, how are YOU getting into the holiday spirit?

Silhouette Saturday.

Thanks, D&D for helping me add “what crime is it if you steal a coma patient” to my Google search history. Glad I use a VPN.

Hope you’re having a fun and furry Friday 🔥

Been a while since I posted a cum video but I was in the mood to share. Sound on. 👹 Happy #FatCockFriday

Hangin’ heavy this Thursday Thursday.

It’s that day again and I’m hungry to hump. 👹

Hey, boy. Come hit this.

Tell me it’s leg day without telling me.

Why is Ed Bighead such a mood?

So happy to finally get some rest after a long week/weekend.

D&D Day!

You get 4 teachers to teach you combat.

Planning for D&D on Sunday and I gave NPCs invisible nameplates so I remember their personalities: HappyYou’reHereHelpPlease Outgoing KnowItAll LeaveMeAlone (I have a key card) IHatePhil Phil

Feeling stronk today. 💪

Frisky Fursday 🔥

I follow a dude on Insta who shows off his long tongue and I can’t compete but I like to think I’m still well-equipped to hit your hard-to-reach places…

Tub Tuesday. 🛁

Got a ton to do in the next few days but this guy is demanding attention…