35 today so if someone sends me $35 I’ll post cake 😜

Wow so should I suck my new barber’s dick

I beat chronos for the first time last night AMA

First time reaching chronos, forgot what the anvil does and bought one in the shop right before the fight and had all my hammers switched lmaoooooo

NO GENDER LOCKED CLOTHING WE WON

My neighbors see me naked everyday but I need the curtains open for the natural light sooooo sorry!

Palm face OVERWHELMED

Good afternoon. Tim posts cock for the rapture was a 2 hour social experiment conducted by Harvard University. Thank you for your participation.

Everyone that’s left should post cock!

Monday again how does this keep happening

We love a reveal!

DROP WHAT YOURE DOING AND STREAM NOW

We made it to Friday yall!

This AI summary is sending me

First session done! Can’t wait to get her finished in a month 😁

THANK YOU JESUS FOR RHOSLC

Starting now! Keep me occupied pls ngl.link/bigtwange

Taking a mental health day from work (getting a new tattoo) 🙂‍↕️

Happy Sunday!

JADE is so important to me

Haircut 💇🏻‍♂️

A bloomf to sext is such a wonderful thing!!

My birthday is in a month and so far the things I’ve bought that I am justifying as “for my birthday” include: a tattoo, Chappell Roan tickets, Ariana Grande tickets, and a new video game. Continue to watch this space to learn more about my self indulgent and reckless spending habits!

Milkshake came on and me and the other fag in the gym immediately both started doing the dance being gay is so magical

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Booby day at the gym

Karen Huger released from jail, Jane Krakowski in Oh Mary, Tr*mp announcing that he’s dead WHAT A DAY

Fifth Harmony reunion at the Jonas Brothers concert I’ve prayed for this day

This is a pic of my sleepy kitty girl

When it comes to buying unnecessary things I am indeed the king!

It won’t fit in screen shots but linking here the full letter of resignation posted by one of the departing CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who ran the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases and led efforts to fight COVID, monkeypox, and bird flu x.com/dr_demetre/s...

Guys what is UV club

Hop in the shower with me?

Has there been an exponential increase in Grindr bots asking if you want your anus licked or is that just me

I just cried watching fast and furious 7 so things are going great !!

Top 5 Pokémon per generation!

Already looking forward to post sex party Taco Bell tbh

Why am I being influenced to eat sea moss like what is wrong with me

Andrew just told me to stop watching the KATSEYE Gap ad while pooping and I’ve never been so called out.

ADÉLA’s EP is fucking amazinggggggggg that dream academy pumping out stars

Happy Friday, degenerates (complimentary)!

I do really enjoy that the megas we’ve seen so far are more of the dumb cute variety rather than the add more spikes and flames variety

So dumb I love it

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Life’s too short I booked it lmao

Should I get a big new expensive tattoo or should I be fiscally responsible

Can I interest you in some pit and tit this Monday morning?

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My favorite part of the night was when we walked into a smoke shop and the guy behind the counter was like oh do you guys need poppers

Breast day is best day