one has to imagine someone has made the alkyl nitrite variety of jalapeño poppers

words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian

apparently jaunt is one of those words like peruse that over time has come to mean it’s opposite. who’s got more of these?

Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.” Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.

okay enshittification is getting a bit too on the nose with this one. www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...

Official: The reactor core is overheating! GPT: As an AI language model, I can’t feel panic, but I totally understand your concern 😊. If you'd like, I can provide a checklist of the most common issues leading to reactor malfunctions 🔥. Also, would you like a fun fact about nuclear fission? ☢️🔍

"'We are both scamming each other, you and I, and I intend to win.' When a classroom becomes adversarial, of course, as cop shit presumes, then there must be a clear winner and loser." - Jeffery Moro, Against Cop Shit jeffreymoro.com/blog/2020-02...

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

Just learned 0F was set based on the melting point of an ammonium chloride brine used in Fahrenheit’s lab. This makes it an icy roads warning indicator for when the more commonly used NaCl can no longer de-ice effectively.

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”

i'm shaking mathematicians have announced a new type of bundle object they are calling peets bundle

one must imagine the chive guy happy

water that watches you back #watercolor #artsky #tradart

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

seems bad. is apple prohibiting this or have they set terms so strict that discord has chosen to just block adult content completely?

she-ria law www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

ACAB includes people who don't like me

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

“You died. I cried. And kept on getting up. A little slower. And a lot more deadly.” Rest in Power and Thank You

Hugely important academic paper repository arXiv says it will no longer accept Computer Science papers that are still under review due to the wave of AI-generated ones it has received. This will radically change preprint and open access scientific research www.404media.co/arxiv-change...

binary trans people want to make fun of nonbinary names, but meanwhile I have to distinguish between 4 junes, 3 elliots, and 5 lunas. at least you’ve never met another psi, seven, or sock

I must inform you that feminist intellectuals are now writing scholarly articles analyzing trans lesbian puppygirls on social media. published from Poland, of course! www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

plane yuri

‼️ ICYMI: Amazon Ring announced a partnership with the notorious surveillance tech company Flock, which was recently exposed for secretly sharing camera data w/ ICE & law enforcement investigating people who travel for abortion care.

listening to the best halloween album of all time 🪦🕸️🦇🖤

Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.

While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...

this pedal unfortunately lacked both bark and howl… didn’t really sound like anything

this looks good!

wandered around 4 shops till i found a tattoo artist i liked. shoutout @tboy-swag-tats.bsky.social! glad i looked close at portfolios cuz one guy gave a crusader tat 🤮 (despite being asian & w/ an anti-ice sign up). moral of the story: fuck graham platner & pick an artist who’d never draw that shit

i have a theory on how we can get to the bottom of collargate, but i’m going to need a brave volunteer willing to take a few volts for the truth

i love the silly little gay people in my phone

pretty sad ending to this puzzle: the aging kryptos artist, beleaguered by medical debt, tries to auction the k4 solution. meanwhile it’s recovered not by analysis, but because the answer was simply left in smithsonian archives. now the artist is suing to keep it a secret and protect the auction

look at the size of this bun 🐇 just learned they can get this big (and larger)

ICYMI www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

some guy at this cafe is loudly playing horrible clickbait youtube videos with the tiktok ai voice. going to blast some @citiesbydiana.bsky.social as psychological warfare

Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world

weird how jd vance escaped from the botero universe

there have always been catboys (here depicted in indigenous precolonial art)

A Gaussian Leftover Hash Lemma for Modules over Number Fields (Martin R. Albrecht, Joël Felderhoff, Russell W. F. Lai, Oleksandra Lapiha, Ivy K. Y. Woo) ia.cr/2025/1852

techno-solutionism is going to work this time trust

there’s actually a bottom shortage in the southern hemisphere due to the coriolis effect

is this a medbed?