Insert complaint about chronic pain yada yada Getting up to grab pain killers at 4:30 am finally because cannot sleep

don’t

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

I would genuinely rather die than ever experience art in this manner

Tmw you yawn and you feel something in your lower back sublax

The universal response to CHORT really carrying me

has this been done yet

“able-bodied” is a term that will never not sound dystopian to me in these contexts

Shadow has not felt well this week, I think he has been having a flare up of either arthritis or pancreatitis or maybe just of his IBD in general and I think/hope he is feeling better now but it's so hard to tell when he is knocked out on pain meds ><

starting fatal frame 2 remake finally twitch.tv/Brocadebunny

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

thinkin bout C H O R T

Dying art form.

I regret to inform you that this is me

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

I'm sad and want everybody else to be sad too - first guy to make cauliflower rice

Love low poly pigeon

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Have felt sick all week because of whiplash weather changes and then about two days ago my brain decided my safe foods were no longer my safe foods and literally nothing has sounded appetizing and I try to eat and get nauseous :)

girlhood is a spectrum

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Regular reminder if you're a nsfw artist on here: - Graphic Media is for gore, violence, drugs, and other crimes - Adult Media is for sexual content - Suggestive is for art that is sexual in nature but shows no nudity - Nudity is a pointless tag, because bsky ALWAYS relabels as suggestive or adult

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

I'm an Iranian artist trying to save up some money in case the war gets uglier Consider commissioning me if you like my art 🫡 Means of contact: [email protected] Telegram: Ieateat Discord: _ieatyou

Making a 🧵 of all the Persian/Iranian mythology and cultural references I've noticed in FFXIV here: But before I get into it, a lil bit about me! I was born and raised in Iran for 14 years. As you may know, the current regime in charge which came into power 47 years ago has made life uninhabitable

Remember what He did for us on this Easter Sunday

a customer at ECCC basically pitches fe3h like this and i couldn’t get it out of my head so here we are 😎🤙🏻 [ #fe3h | #dimitri | #edelgard | #claude ]

y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost

Thinking about the sad little hermit crabs living in plastic bottle caps.

Rowling? Living. Gaiman? Living. Musk? Living. Ellison? Living. Give them money and somebody gets hurt. It's really that fucking simple. "But what if" nope. They take your money and do hideous shit with it. They sow misery and grow fat. This isn't about art.

Happy trans day of visibility, friends! I’m a disabled bipoc trans man from Braziland could always use some help (espcially this week) to buy groceries and aupples dor my cats as earnings have been smaller and smaller as of late. Any help is always apreciated 🙏❤️ ko-fi.com/messmeren

there has to be something deeply wrong in your soul to be able to say "idk if this is a genocide and an apartheid state actually"

Orange Lazarus (1956-1994) An orange flavored slush drink, part of a line that included Lime Balthazar and Grape Judas. This variety developed a cult following for its potential to shut down a drinker’s central nervous system in 1.2 seconds

please remember that there exist people who make money from getting you to click on and share their content, and that reacting to every unverified or exaggerated claim WILL burn you out, potentially stopping you from reacting to the many, very real threats out there.

Drawing, writing, gaming...

Crochet, cross stitch, and FFXIV raiding all teach you that you don't know how to fucking count.

i'm hoping for 8.0 we don't get another villain that the game tries to have us sympathize with, i'm tired of "oh they did a lot of evil but please feel bad for them". i want a villain that just straight up sucks ass without the guilt tripping and you love hating them

If you’re traveling and spot ICE at the airport, start snapping photos. They aren't allowed to wear masks inside the terminal, which gives us a rare, massive opportunity for identification. Don’t miss the shot

Was gonna start my stream of fatal frame remake today but I think I am still wiped out from actually being social all weekend 😔

Awake this early cause Meryl almost threw up on me.

Also not related but maybe some of you heard about it: "Chat GPT" actually sounds funny in french it sounds like: "Chat, I farted". Because GPT is said "gé pé té" and sounds like "j'ai pété" = I farted. .... if you didn't know that, you know now lol

Officially 36

Children love this classic.

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal