Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal

blu time

you know pandaemonium was a raid series for sickos when im seeing prog parties for unsync

#digimon #デジモン

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

New femboy incubus just dropped

For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Fiendish and diabolical pretzel cookie

extremely funny of me to only just now be like "hmm. maybe jeanne like plants." when her fucking house looks like this

what is it about au ra that causes them, disproportionately more than any other race in xiv, to be modded into the ugliest shit ive ever seen "theyre popular-" miqo and viera do not have this problem of anywhere near a similar magnitude

not like this......not like this

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

the part of my bio where it says "i do nothing but play and post about video games because otherwise i'll go insane in Current Year" just continues to be more and more relevant

Sorry to every liberal who ever got scolded for calling trump a fag you were ahead of your time

notice how in 1998, bill didnt say "I did not have sexual relations with a man either"? curious

it looks like shit sorry

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every day we somehow get more and more clown world

remembering back in the mid 2000s there was this wave of political slashfic being written and all i can think about is those authors just now being like "no......... not like this.............."

internet is crazy

i need to discard my morals and lock in and start taking modding comms or something so i can get some sort of income flow

For the fire trainers ❤️🔥

is there a name for that phenomenon where while you're out of the house you're thinking of the shit you're gonna do when you get home and then as soon as you get in the door all motivation goes out the window and if so what is it called and how do i make it stop fucking happening

Learning a lot

Can't believe I never posted my top tier writing advice here 🧚

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

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please check out my new isopod stickers :)

redrawing among us 9/11 from the time a girl in my 3D design class stole my concept so i lowkey started tweaking and drew it in my notebook

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

detective: i appreciate that you [checks notes] "slonked her shit silly style," but this does not help us in developing a timeline for the murder me: you said to spare no detail

this might be the best thing i've ever drawn actually

constantly thinking about how art of war is a gain on 2 except for that level span where its a gain on 1

this is still some of the funniest shit that ever happened in xiv, like "oh idgaf about the final days thing in fact i think its actually pretty cool you did that, however you also involved my crush so im dragging your ass into super hell"

IS THIS THE ONLY FUCKING DUNGEON IN LEVELING ROULETTE?!

tried to wrangle some shots of my house with the idle cam, theres a lot so here's the ground floor i guess

NO WAY