family guy ipecac drinking contest

its crazy how the "this edible aint shit" bit literally really does work every time

🌸謹賀新年🌸 🐎Happy New Year🐎 #FGO

the real emote they need to finally give us is /showfish

every time i pull out my doomtrain weapons in a city i feel like im doing this to everyone around me

should i shell out 3.2m gil to buy the blindfold eyepatch facewear so i can have an accurate eye cover on my zelenia glam

you don't know me

Since I'm doing the raffle on Twitter, I'll do it here, too! I'm partnering with my friend to do a DANGEROUS dungeon diving raffle! I'll be raffling off YCH positions on here and Twitter! All you have to do is follow me, repost this, and comment your refs! Ends 2/1/26!

the universe truly does have a sense of humor, i fucked up the metadata on the hat in my vamp fatale outfit port so the model was broken Specifically for elezen (and viera but nobody cares about that)

had one of the funniest runs i've ever had of necron doing my dailies today

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

INTRUDERS IN THE PENTHOUSE OF THE 99 DRAGONS CLAN!?! You must be out of this WORLD to get past OUR guards.........

happy birthday to horses

asking grok to make girls naked is unethical gooning. guys need to be awkward and be horrible flirts and then honorably ask for lewds before committing ritualistic seppuku upon being rejected like how the men of yesteryear did so

It's time.

well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.

can someone at one of those yoshi-p q&a things please ask him if they ever plan to do anything with rival wings and maybe jog the memory of the devs that the mode exists

okay. so. hear me out.

something funny about the fact i queued for dailies and the very first duty of 2026 i have to run is m9

waowie new year

Spell Tome: Enlarged Ball

when im trying to cook ideas inside my mind palace its like a whole fucked up jigsaw puzzle and then as soon as the edible kicks in all of the pieces immediately snap into place

we mpve we sre movbikg

oh its a really good tood and aaron game awards this year

white people don't say happy new year anymore they say media thread 2026

1st edible of NYE taken

i HAVE the quesarito

Ough

messing with my cat by gently squishing her face in my hands and ruffling her ears and then just asking her "why are you allowing this?"

I love arcadion and specifically this guy #ffxiv #art

look at them go!!!!

"stop getting ddosed in 60 seconds" > 2+ minute video > it's literally just the guy going "yea get cloudflare warp"

the pc part crisis makes me a bit relieved that i intentionally somewhat future proofed my build like 4 years ago and also that maybe 1 new game comes out per year At Most i want to play that actually requires highish specs don't need a 5090 when all you fuckin play is ff14 99% of the time anyway

"who tf is the target audience for 'late night cookie delivery' stores anyway?" i ask myself, stoned as hell, at 12:15am, while i place an order for cookie delivery

gotta go out and buy cookies today because i am Not stupid enough to try to get them delivered later on fucking new years eve

Before responding/quoteskeeting that bad take, keep in mind there are now AI generated prompt mills putting out Post Templates for Bluesky that look like this:

finally... bone hurting juice

lmao