Nintendo’s Hideki Konno directed Ice Hockey and Super Mario Kart. He was assistant director on Super Mario Bros. 2. The man has a passion for letting players decide how much their character weighs.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

My grift would just be being a massive anti-AI crusader. I’d raise money and create an organization that audits other companies to verify that they are AI-free spaces.

It’s so cool that the pope knows what the infield fly rule is.

Uhhh let me be clear. I enjoy being wrong.

It’s gotta be hard to be a nutjob conspiracy theorist, grasping at straws and researching to prove there’s a new world order, and all you ever end up finding is the greatest wrestling entrance theme ever recorded.

@eileenjforrest.bsky.social I must be a good luck charm. Placed a bet on Dallas down 2-1. Literally just turned on the game to see them take the lead.

@eileenjforrest.bsky.social I bet on Dallas to win big tonight. So sorry in advance

Me talking about my MAGA father in law:

Rutgers paid us to come to Piss-cataway and whoop that ass.

Pat Sellers should never have to pay for food or drinks at Elmer’s again after tonight. Central Connecticut has a second win over a Power 5 in the span of just over a week, following up the upset of BC with a commanding 67-52 takedown of Rutgers. Hard Hittin’ New Britain.

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

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we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!

Specifically lose a bunch of money from replacing humans they don’t want to provide a living wage to.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

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Good thing we know that thoughts and prayers mean absolute donkey dick.

@eileenjforrest.bsky.social look I’m not trying to take credit but the stars have scored two straight to tie it up since I turned the game on

Cry harder, dorks. Take your L.

Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things: 1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die 2) kids don’t need to know how to read 3) bring back God in our communities 4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley

I hate you and your terrifyingly accurate ways.

The in-laws told us today they upgraded their timeshare to a “platinum membership” and I can just tell that someday down the line I’m gonna have to yell scream curse and threaten legal action at someone on the phone for me and my wife to not be saddled with whatever the hell that is.

Now whenever I don’t feel like doing something I’m gonna walk around with my hands in the air yelling DEAD BALL

sometimes a line from a movie will burrow into your brain and make a little home in there “how can that be profitable for frito-lay?” owns a nice little beachfront condo in mine

Whenever a bunch of celebrities are in a stadium to support one team, it's very important that their team loses so the celebrities are sad. I don't make the rules. I'm a messenger

Gimme someone speaking Spanish who’ll give me a friendly wave instead of the current English-speaking person who just mean mugs us constantly and refused to acknowledge us from day one, 1000 times out of 1000.

We call my closest friends “aunt” and “uncle” to our four year old all the time. These clowns have got nothing left in the tank and they’re terrified.

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

As SNAP benefits are halted, remember: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

well, i think that they

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

Some days it’s hard to not think “well maybe the messaging could be a bit better for the normies…” and then days like today, it’s especially Defund the Goddamn Police.

@the-parsnip.bsky.social Your engineering skills will enjoy this thread.

The ol’ battleaxe can attest, I am great at raising blood pressure.

if i die in an explosion please tell everyone i went kablooey

What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?

Why, what happened?

everyone needs to watch this when they wake up bsky.app/profile/notn...

Oh you let the Yankees see a game 4? Oh you done fucked up, Toronto.

Holy hell what an unbelievable dork he must have gotten stuffed in so many lockers

This isn’t on Tua, 75% completions and 3 TDs with no INTs when the running game is absolutely nonexistent is damn near a miracle.

hahahahahaha fuck the clankers and fuck their masters, death to AI, Butlerian Jihad Now

Thinking about the cowbell in “Silver Bullet” by Hawthorne Heights again.

When the undocumented are rounded up, they’ll need another boogeyman. It’ll be the trans community. Once they’re taken, it’ll be other members of LGBT. Once they’re rounded up, any registered Dem. There’s always going to be a next victim. They need to have a threat to rally their base.

Have decided whenever I make a #mtg meme I’m just gonna post it here without context.