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future jeopardy! champion. current King Gizzard obsessive.
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mattie lubchansky
3 days ago
ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old
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King Gizzard posting their orchestra show on my birthday is so fuckin sweet thank you King Gizzard I love you King Gizzard
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John Rogers
14 days ago
A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.
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Juno Rylee Schultz
15 days ago
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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onion person
16 days ago
this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
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I would like to turn my brain off today. What's the keyboard shortcut for that again?
16 days ago
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Chris Geidner
23 days ago
He added, "You hear me, Brett?"
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Ben Rosen
24 days ago
and to our enemies: FAFO Fiona Apple's Fetch the b Olt cutters
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This is your reminder to listen to bad bunny's debir tirar mas fotos because it's the best album that's come out this year and I mean that don't @ me
24 days ago
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I'm so clumsy they call me Jack the Tripper
28 days ago
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Wes 👨🏻
28 days ago
Maybe have a different f*ckin’ cup of coffee this morning, y’all, it ain’t that hard to find. ☕️
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Abolish ICE. Ice V by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is ok tho.
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Tara C. Smith
about 1 month ago
And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.
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I hope all the conservative evangelicals get raptured today so us heathens can finally chill out and have some FUN down here
about 1 month ago
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s
about 1 month ago
righteous gemstones was a documentary
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The only ethical consumption under capitalism is to literally die of consumption
about 1 month ago
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The Ass is the father of the legs
5 months ago
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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There are three kittens at the local humane society named Boot, Scoot, and Boogie and I swear to god it's taking everything in my power not to take these three cats home to my studio apartment
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Mike Royce
about 1 month ago
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
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Andrew Lawrence
about 1 month ago
theyre trying to do bread and circuses but theyre taking away our bread and circuses
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Ash
about 1 month ago
Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons
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Watching princess diaries 1 and 2 back to back and noticing that they recast the fat cat from the first movie with a thinner cat. and then they had the AUDACITY to call him FAT LOUIS. disgraceful.
about 1 month ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
about 1 month ago
Thinking about him
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Lily Alexandre
about 1 month ago
good morning divas lgbt (let’s get this bread)
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Kim Kelly
about 1 month ago
it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
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Alexander Luckmann
about 1 month ago
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
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southpaw
about 1 month ago
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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I hope that at some point in my life I'm afforded the opportunity to smash a glass bottle over somebody's head
about 1 month ago
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Slightly diminish a book Middling Expectations
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Marisa Kabas
about 2 months ago
better things are possible!!!!
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what do you call a mugger who uses brassica knuckles? ....
about 2 months ago
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pretty bug
about 2 months ago
i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression
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I was thinking the world was an irredeemable place and we're all hopelessly doomed but then I had some chips and salsa and I feel better now.
about 2 months ago
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BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
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about 2 months ago
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Daniel
about 2 months ago
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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Danny Kodicek (but, y'know, spooky)
2 months ago
Another batch
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Danny Kodicek (but, y'know, spooky)
2 months ago
@gralefrit.bsky.social
You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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Unstable Genius
about 2 months ago
They're doing more to prevent another rainbow crosswalk than they are to prevent another mass shooting like the one that inspired the rainbow crosswalk.
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Hourslong philosophical video essays are the prog rock of YouTube
about 2 months ago
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Anyway. I hope the president [REDACTED]s soon. But not before the NA champagne I ordered arrives. Hang in there for another 8 hours, bud.
about 2 months ago
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What does the chocolate guy do with all of those massive chocolate sculpture? He can't possibly eat them all.
about 2 months ago
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Ray Radlein
about 2 months ago
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻
about 2 months ago
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Gonna be doing housework all weekend to celebrate Unpaid-Labor Day
about 2 months ago
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stealing bleach from the beauty supply store, call that illegally blonde
about 2 months ago
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leon
about 2 months ago
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙
about 2 months ago
No, you're not ineligible for the vaccine. Let me introduce you to the concept of lying.
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An assault with a goddamn sandwich spurred more government action than every mass shooting in the United States.
about 2 months ago
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Gun violence prevention is a hill I'm willing to die on because, hell, someone's gonna annihilate me with an assault rifle on this hill anyways.
about 2 months ago
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We're all just going to live in constant fear of getting violently gunned down by a stranger forever, aren't we?
about 2 months ago
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