was listening to various rave sets at work today and thought I wanted to go to a local rave to check the vibe but they all start at 10pm and that's like an hour before my bedtime :-(

It's weird being sober and really into psychedelic music and edm. Everything about my taste says I love drugs, and don't get me wrong, I do, but I have to limit myself to adderall these days. And I use that one mostly to, like, wash dishes and answer emails and stuff.

The Beatles naming both an album and their first movie after a phrase Ringo fucked up is the historical equivalent of all your friends repeating your typo in the group chat

Across the Universe is an imperfect musical, but slowing down If I Fell was a great improvement. Lennon goofed that one.

Tonight I got the grocery store sushi that was in a heart container because it was great value for the price but make no mistake, this will be eaten by one person alone in her apartment with a cat gazing jealously upon her bounty

in a coffee shop that's playing the Mamma Mia soundtrack and I'm thriving

Two ladies go on walks. One of them paints.

odyssey this, odyssey that. some of you fellas odda see a dang therapist

Just got my campsite flag for field of vision and I’m in tears

Dang they really got a category for everything

My sister edited a photo of my cat I dropped in the family group chat and I love it

Eating a salad for lunch and also listening to Rage Against the Machine because I'm mad at the government because my aforementioned salad could give me explosive diarrhea

Raffi you’re so right

I'd kill a man in cold blood for a Thai iced tea right now

I can do all things through King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard which strengtheneth me

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

figured out I may be a bit on the spectrum and now I finally GET Polygondwanaland. COINCIDENCE?

I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there

millennial depression hack: if you can't get out of bed, play LCD Soundsystem's Dance Yrself Clean and when the song picks up you will have no choice but to get up and move

thinking about how Childish Gambino released This Is America and then supported Andrew Yang for president like 2 seconds later. Proves you can be really insightful on some things but also kinda dumb on others. People contain multitudes.

Feels like every day Mamdani does something that makes me go, "oh they can just DO that? The suffering is optional? Things CAN be better??"

I don't think the government of a democracy should have masked secret police that roam the country murdering people, with their actions treated as totally outside the law.

alien metal when ALIEN METAL WHEN???

my current job is basically researching and interviewing people about domestic violence murders. Guys saying pseudo-intellectual contrarian stuff like this might not all be abusers but they're sure as shit enablers, and a big reason why victims don't feel supported enough to leave or report a crime.

The universe saw how shitty my weekend was and was like, you know what? Throw her a bone. Hell, throw her two.

just got offered a regular trivia hosting gig at a divey bar in St Pete every Wednesday. Is it lame to say this is a dream job? Probably. But I'm cringe and I'm proud.

ITS 8AM AND I'M ALREADY ON LEVEL 5 LFG

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One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type

Fiona Apple, I need you to release a new album. One that's BIG mad. I know you're pissed off about things just like I am. Please I need this.

They should sell 1-packs of cigarettes. 20 is overkill. What if I'm just having a bad day?

guy on a dating app brought up that he didn't like talking politics and was "basically a centrist" so I told him I don't date centrists and to pick a damn side. Happy fourth.

To the dudes setting off fireworks 50 yards from my apartment, I hope you lose all of your goddamn fingers.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand

No, I dont have plans Saturday. America has been a royal bitch lately, of course I'm not going to her birthday party

Happy birthday to Barnaby! He turns 6 today. He decided to celebrate this morning by jumping on my nightstand and knocking over a big cup of water, a lamp, and numerous other items

the democratic party every time a democratic socialist is elected:

I will not post actionable threats against the supreme court I will not post actionable threats against the supreme court I will not post actionable threats against the supreme court I will not post actionable threats against the supreme court I will not post actionable threats against the supreme c

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

Game Changer is so good. Am I talking about the gay hockey book? Yes. Am I talking about the Dropout show? Also yes.

Started the first book of the heated rivalry series and honestly the hottest moment so far has been when Kip got bottom bowl center line tickets to see Tampa Bay play at MSG.

in the meantime the new Olivia Rodrigo album is very good for times when your antidepressants no longer are working

New Phoebe Bridgers album drops August 14 but I'm starting a new antidepressant tomorrow and it'll probably start working by then so the music probably won't hit as hard but that's ok

it's a federal holiday so why am I at work when I should be at home playing with my cat (reference photo included)

my favorite internet cat in the world was laid to rest today. pour one out for BoneBone.

what the fuck is a knickerbocker