the feminine urge to adopt a bunch of cats and name them after colors like they did in reservoir dogs

I'm obsessed with my furry son. Not sorry for Barnabyposting

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

of course the night I was raving to my parents about how chill and well behaved my cat is, he spends the hours of 3:30 to 4:30am being an absolute menace

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

does my cat think I'm laughing AT him or does he think I'm laughing WITH him? I'm laughing at him for sure but I don't want to hurt his feelings

*talking to a couple* So which one of you is king gizzard and which one is the lizard wizard

my most millennial trait is that I still think Dance Yrself Clean is essentially the perfect song.

How to people go to work every day with a cat I miss him so much

Happy gotcha day to Barnaby

trying to deep clean my apartment before adopting a cat I've had my eye on so I made this motivational poster that I've taped to my door

Going to overtime at 0-0 is so gauche like you had an hour to settle this bffr

just made pancakes because I'm ungovernable

I cross stitched this in 2020 and now my mom keeps it displayed on the living room shelf because it was and is accurate.

I am at the dermatologist and in the waiting room I can hear three songs playing from three different sources and I'm in hell

My phone always autocorrects god to God and I will always correct it because I'm a #heathen

Why, on this pale blue dot, on god's green earth, would dunkin baristas put GRANULATED SUGAR in an iced coffee? do other people enjoy this? Is this as insane as I feel it is?

Sour patch kids are like.. first they're sour, then they're sweet. They are simply imitating the mighty plum.

I motherfuckin love drupes #plumfiend

They should do office superlatives. I'd either be "most likely to end an email with an explanation point" or "most likely to cry at her desk"

Ok, ok, hear me out. I know I sound crazy but hear me out here.... Joy has a habit of returning

rare good news — very good www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...

everything sucks and the world is burning but for the love of god at least I don't have to do homework anymore

The succession style music is not lost on me

I implore the legislators of flavortown to file articles of impeachment

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Pope Leo XIV welcomed the Harlem Globetrotters to St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday, where Leo was seen attempting one of the team’s classic tricks — spinning their iconic red, white and blue basketball on his finger.

That's my fuckin CITY baybeeeeeee

don't start wwiii please, devo just added a tour date near me

pope says call your fucken reps reps.fyi

I'm having a surprisingly productive day considering the looming threat of nuclear armageddon

true i suppose but i don't think age is the big barrier preventing me from being an astronaut, it's that i'm stupid

Angine de Poitrine is so fucking cool

I love playing a DND character who is dumb as shit because I can be my authentic self and everyone thinks I'm really good at roleplay

in the timeless words of king gizzard et al, rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake

my job makes me feel like I'm a zoo tiger about to snap and eat a handler. is that bad??

Hosted music bingo for the first time tonight and had the jarring realization that i am simply Not Cool.

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

Hell yeah fuck yeah shit yeah etc

god,I love Can so much. Mother Sky goes so fucking hard

King Gizzard be like, "WOOOOO!"

I have taken this waffle house hostage by playing nothing but talking heads on the touch tunes machine

been seeing pics of hudson williams for a while now on social media and I finally started watching heated rivalry and I just have to ask... Who on the show cut this man's hair?? send them to the hague

new lpotl episode announced that No Dogs In Space is coming back and I'm so excited I could cry

anyone else feel like they're #dying?

fully intended on showering this morning until I found a spider in my tub, in case you were wondering how my day has been going

trying to hit on a mortician on tinder by saying that everyone must be dying to see him and getting left on read

It's a kraftwerk day. Been craving my beeps and my boops.