Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Spanking The Thing from the fantastic four... Call that.. hitting rock bottom

This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.

Hello Gizzverse! I've started an etsy shop for King Gizzard cross stitch patterns! Catch me at www.etsy.com/shop/GizzHea... I only have two patterns up so far but will be posting more very soon. 🐊 Get a dollar off with code BLUESKY through the end of January!

Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!

help I just made the funniest King Gizzard cross stitch I love it so much

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

“Nakedly” partisan? They are clearly wearing robes

I just wanna drop in and say fuck spotify for being shitty and making me switch platforms. Fucked up my ear end reviews.

King Gizzard fans are so fucking spoiled. blink and you'll miss a release, i s2g

“I was just following otters.”

well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now

If you’ve got the means, this couldn’t be easier to do and it feels great!

did I spend the last portion of my workday creating a cross stitch pattern that says "I'd Rather be Listening to PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation"? No of course not and I'm offended that you'd ask.

1 year ago today I saw King Gizzard live for the first time ❤️

I really fuck with Bullant hell yeah

Very excited for my upcoming king gizzard cross stitch project(s)

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

I love how every bipedal robot walks like it just shit its pants

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

I'm glad the jury mustard up the strength to acquit. They mayo may not be heroes.

Brb on my way to illegally vote in ny just to get this sticker

As SNAP benefits are halted, remember: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

I am publicly asking Nikita Kucherov to hold off on any scoring tonight so he hits 1000 when I'm there tomorrow

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

King Gizzard posting their orchestra show on my birthday is so fuckin sweet thank you King Gizzard I love you King Gizzard

A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

I would like to turn my brain off today. What's the keyboard shortcut for that again?

He added, "You hear me, Brett?"

and to our enemies: FAFO Fiona Apple's Fetch the b Olt cutters

This is your reminder to listen to bad bunny's debir tirar mas fotos because it's the best album that's come out this year and I mean that don't @ me

I'm so clumsy they call me Jack the Tripper

Maybe have a different f*ckin’ cup of coffee this morning, y’all, it ain’t that hard to find. ☕️

Abolish ICE. Ice V by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is ok tho.

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

I hope all the conservative evangelicals get raptured today so us heathens can finally chill out and have some FUN down here

righteous gemstones was a documentary

The only ethical consumption under capitalism is to literally die of consumption

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

There are three kittens at the local humane society named Boot, Scoot, and Boogie and I swear to god it's taking everything in my power not to take these three cats home to my studio apartment

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

theyre trying to do bread and circuses but theyre taking away our bread and circuses

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Watching princess diaries 1 and 2 back to back and noticing that they recast the fat cat from the first movie with a thinner cat. and then they had the AUDACITY to call him FAT LOUIS. disgraceful.

Thinking about him