Remember, the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know.

An angry pedophile yelling at us how good everything is. Seems effective.

Being in Australia and watching them react to a mass shooting with an appropriate response. Why don’t we Americans understand this?

It's actually quite amazing Donald Trump can still astound us with his depravity.

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

I don't think it gets mentioned enough that Bovino is a member of the civil service. He is not a political appointee. Yet he still engages in constant open partisanship while in uniform and with a DHS flag behind him.

instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

Hi @cortezmasto.senate.gov @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us Just left you both voicemails. Please don’t cave for nothing but a promise in return.

I don’t know. Fuckface Field has a nice ring to it.

A picture is worth a thousand words. #empathy

#NoKings Henderson, Nevada

When they blame Biden for China not buying soybean, know they are lying.

Investigations don’t start with names. They start with crimes: Falsifying business records Mishandling classified docs Pedophilia Things like that.

But don’t call ‘em Nazis

House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

Actually what Americans just saw today was a prominent Republican US Senator announce he is quitting because he knows this budget is going to hurt millions of people and he was repeatedly threatened by the president and his cult for telling the truth about it.

Everybody’s doing it.

Wilson’s stroke. Reagan’s Alzheimer’s. Biden’s age. They all had competent teams that governed when the president was diminished. These sycophants throw him out there and let him ramble daily to avoid confronting what we all see. This moron should be nowhere near that office.

Putting this on screen in a Bass Pro Shop would completely upend U.S. foreign policy for a generation.

A post at 2:15am tomorrow: IT WAS THE LARGEST AUDIENCE EVER TO WATCH A U.S MILITARY PERADE. HUGE RATINGS

Layover in the Seoul airport. Here’s the rest of the world ripping us off. #tariffs

With all the Elon/Trump goodness, “We can not build bananas in America” was still the quote of the day. Well done, Congresswoman Dean.

Since the tariffs are illegal, all the businesses that have paid them should expect refunds, right?

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Because of tariffs, it’s now cheaper to buy a finished computer or phone from China than to build one here from parts bought from other countries. That’s backward. These tariffs punish American businesses and workers so a politician can pretend he's tough.

This is a difficult time in financial markets but the real victims are the countless numbers of faceless small and mid-sized businesses who import from China and are getting vaporized overnight, and the White House would never take their calls.

Respected around the world like never before

Golden Era!

I still want to know how the rest of the world is taking advantage of us.

Largest tax hikes in American history. Don’t remember him promising that last fall.

Biden v Trump

Yeah. Mike Johnson has the most punchable face up there.

Common sense is knowing Americans pay the tariffs.

Warren Buffet says "tariffs are an act of war" on ABC News Tonight

Go Hawkeyes!

Secret Service: $7M to $10M. Air Travel and Motorcade: $4M-5M. Stadium Security Upgrades:
Additional metal detectors, bomb sweeps, security checkpoints: $2M. Local Law Enforcement: Overtime and personnel: $1M. Trump's Super Bowl attendance: $15 to $20M. Where’s DOGE?

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

He sure did sneak that fresh 10% on “China” by everyone.

"The G-7 country’s newly installed president, a mid-level oligarch named Donald Trump, appeared amid Musk’s moves to be increasingly merely a figurehead head of state. Trump is a convicted felon with a long record of family corruption and returned in power in late January after a four-year interlude

You know why eggs are so expensive? Chickens have diversity policies. How do I know this? I have common sense.

I want the people leading the FAA to be more loyal to airline safety than to the president.

Lawrence explains the PERPETUAL LIE that Trump tells about tariffs. The EMBARRASSING thing? Trump told the lie to the WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM! Unlike those at his rallies, these people know better. IDIOT! 🗣️Pls share with someone who doesn't follow any political news. www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...

In this moment when antisemitism has reached a new high, this is outrageous behavior. At a Presidential rally no less. Donald Trump should condemn it. And Elon Musk owes our country an apology.

It's sickening