I’m not a fan of capital punishment in general, but if one party makes the usual mechanisms for justice ie jail and fines, ineffectual because the can reverse them, it would stand to reason that the only recourse for justice is for punishment that is permanent and irrevocable.

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Hey guys

These are the exact same hogs who cried incessantly about not being able to go to the Olive Garden for a year to prevent your grandma from getting a deadly disease.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

An interesting star trek series would be one that takes place on a pre-warp colony ship existing *during* all the star trek stuff, like the Amish in space. They know about warp drives and replicators and such, their kids have been leaving the ship for generations for rumspringa, etc.

David Machete

Flour gang rise up.

We should do a six week Plandemic every decade or so. Hard lockdown, food deliveries from volunteers in full PPE, planned start and end. Let’s see how many strains of flu we can get eradicate.

Just in: Your @metrolosangeles.bsky.social D line officially opens at 12:30pm Friday 🥳 Parties until 4pm at all three new Wilshire stations (La Brea, Fairfax, La Cienega) plus Wilshire/Western 🚇 Free rides across the Metro system, including bus, rail, Metro Bike and Metro Micro all weekend long! 🚍

California leads the way! 💪💪💪

These solar canals are made with bifacial solar panels that pull in sunlight from both sides. They generate power not just from the top, but also from light reflected off the water in the canal below. #solarcanals #energysky

looking forward to Oh No The National Debt becoming the single most pressing issue for the national media the second a Democrat takes office again, as is tradition

as long as john roberts has his majority, there is simply no pro democracy reform that will survive the supreme court. none.

Force the to keep licensed medical professionals on staff, on premises during operating hours. The reason why these places pop up like mushrooms after a summer rain is because they have minimal operating expenses. Good luck medical LARPing when you have to pay an NP $100k to stay open.

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

It will never stop being funny to me how we elected the guy and immediately regretted the decision.

President Trump approval poll (Reuters/Ipsos) Disapprove 64% (+2) Approve 34% (-2) (Shift from April 15) www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

We do love a little adventurism, don’t we folks

My wife and I are Dodgers fans and although we’re both vegetarians and don’t even live in the LA metro area, are extremely invested in Jack in the Box’s free Jumbo Jacks in LA metro locations whenever they get 7 Ks in game.

Just a reminder that you can be on your devices, read a book, do just about anything so long as it’s quiet and not obnoxious, to your heart’s content on the bus.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Air Police $50 million Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

With blackouts and endless streaming services, watching your home team play is only getting harder. My bill will require leagues to air games all in one place for local fans—live and free.

Reporter: Mr Musk, what is your response to critics who say that you constantly fail to deliver on your promises and offer more distractions when they don’t materialize? Musk: *jangles keys* Reporter: interesting… that would be a disruptive technology.

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“Bang maids” is the term they’re looking for. They want bang maids.

Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes

Please don’t let it be, please don’t let it be, please don’t let it be… խեղճ

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

i would put strip laws bits up against any show the past 20 years if you haven't watched it you should give it a shot

Why are there Mennonites but not Womennonites? Patriarchy.

Robert Horry of ice cream. Never been a foundational piece but it still has seven rings & earned every single one.

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

Fun fact: John Waters was David Lynch's inductee into the Motion Picture Association.

“The left wing and the right wing are both wings attached to the same corrupt, uni-party bird,” he said Monday night at Taco Bell Not left or right but a secret third thing, a third position, if you will.

“I believe that women deserve a choice, and that choice is life," Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback told me in an interview after drawing hundreds to a late-night campaign rally at an Orlando-based Taco Bell www.orlandoweekly.com/news/orlando...

The Times pretending they know the AMA better than the AMA knows themselves. I've heard this dynamic before.

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

Local hog brays disapprovingly

It’s impossible to tell with these fursuit paws on.

“That wasn’t real MAGA, real MAGA has never been tried.”

Zero juice. The man is juiceless.

I have 2 interviews this week, please manifest hard for me so I can resign from my job at the nightmare factory

Flags will be lowered to half mast for the rest of the month to honor Donald Trump, the statesman who today has passed into whatever comes after this all too brief mortal life.

Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well. Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to. If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.