Year round lawn skeleton

Charlie Brown’s teacher singing the theme from “Goldfinger”

Reading the Beagle Boys Wikipedia page but *not* constantly quoting Beagle Boys facts at my significant other.

They’ve gone full CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)

secure the perimeter

SANDKINGS (1979)

Pittsburgh programmers reflect on the city's cult film past, and work to feed an increasing appetite for movies outside the mainstream...

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Point of order: technically DEVO and most of David Bowie are fictional bands. “Most of David Bowie” being the most correct way I can phrase this.

PGHFolk, If you haven’t yet, try a Stuntpig sandwich before it closes for good. Their last day is Saturday the 23rd and the sandwiches are (were?) super amazing and delightful. Worth a special trip before they’re gone.

I'm considering submitting an application to the "Open Source for the Life Sciences Fund" + would love to hear from the community, specifically folks in life sciences, about any work that you'd like to see on Arrow, & the impact it'd have #rstats #apachearrow #opensource #lifesciences #biotech

Modern Dog magazine FEELS like a prop from a movie where dogs became the dominant species on Earth, but unlike a movie prop, every page inside is filled with the information that, presumably, today's modern dogs demand

Need a job playing Tears of the Kingdom professionally. Also I’m not very good at Tears of the Kingdom so it’d need to be a junior level role.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

They are always bangers but today is a banger.

I'm really enjoying Widow's Bay because it combines two of my very favourite things: Eerie Indiana but for grown-ups, and being able to say 'that's the guy who played Artie in The Adventures of Pete & Pete' to my wife.

HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH would play very well in a double feature after VIDEODROME

Edge case: Frankenstein's monster earns a doctorate

Please read this crab thread

Happy Birthday to all the moms out there.

Remember: AMWE

You can’t just quote “Barb and Star go to Vista del Mar” at your significant other for six hours. You also have to take breaks and drink water.

buying a waffle maker is a great idea if you want to make waffles every day for two weeks and then never again

Ate too many tacos and now I’m not good for anything

What

KFC stands for Kentucky Fucking Christ

The counterpoint here is ten years of putting big epic Williams-esque soundtracks into completely inappropriate movies and scenes (KRULL and THE BLACK HOLE jump to mind here)

“Get in, loser. The Horror Express leaves in five minutes.”

Doctor Carrot

Man I watch a lot of TV. 15 in no order: Chernobyl 30 Rock Pluribus Andor MST3k Columbo The Good Place Twin Peaks Liquid Television Sifl and Olly Watchmen DEVS The Patient Space Ghost Coast to Coast The Venture Bros The Fall of the House of Usher The Last of Us

I made a little 10 second ad for my thing: youtu.be/4BinUwmOlsE?...

BALLISTIC: SISKEL VS EBERT

Scored the True Stories book, and wanted to share the opening essay: “Empires in retreat get into some pretty weird stuff.”

Tbf everyone thinks theyre punk except actual punks

Paul O’Connell’s ‘A Muppet Wicker Man’ youtu.be/tH1VdD-nAc0?...

Specific palisades

“What are your thoughts on how robotics might change the way we enjoy football in Pittsburgh?”

New feature: 2% of all dungeon levels are now haunted (real talk, you’ll only see ghost every six hours or so, but you can try to call one if you type “bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary” into the chat)

I swear I’ve posted “Herbie the Love Bug is basically The Mangler” on here before.

The fact that Deborah Eisenberg named her short story collection “Twilight of the Superheroes” means it’s very likely that Wallace Shawn has read Alan Moore.

I need help. I’m a creative strategist | copywriter, and I’m looking for work. It's boring, I know. Sorry. My portfolio is here: gregtommills.myportfolio.com. Thank you.

Talking Heads (Earth-2)

It isn’t too late to film a special streaming scene for when the movie collapses in Gremlins 2

A dear friend has given me a frozen pizza so large that when I take it out of the oven I have no plate, board or tray large enough to put it on.

I am unironically fascinated by the idea of a Jason Alexander Columbo, we will never know what the performance would have been like, but we can be sure it would have been something completely unexpected and absolutely perfect.

Future Year 2026, Are You Ready For The World That’s Coming

My Cable News Dosimiter Badge slowly turning black in this fuckass waiting room

Ahh, there we go.

And now it’s gone? Dammit!