Swear to god it was like this when I found it

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

Thinking of one of the big Incidents at the museum where some kid crawled into the back of the MAME-type cabinet of one of the exhibits and, using the mounted upside-down internal keyboard without being able to see it, opened a command prompt and wrote ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ

There was a time when people just added Count Floyd to stuff. I’m surprised more workplace training videos don’t open with a Count Floyd howl.

Fish fear me, probably because I remind them of their dad.

Sitting in my car listening to the Pacific Rim soundtrack to pump myself up for my job worrying about where the semicolons go.

The biggest problem with Grimace is that now nobody else can get famous if they had the same name, you can't name your kids Grimace if you don't want them to be forever in their shadow

More than flying cars and telepathy, something that is conspicuously missing from future year 2026 is people riding futuristic looking go-karts around in doors.

[Sade voice 🎵]

I hear a lot of nostalgia about Blockbuster Video, as if it wasn’t the worst case scenario of video stores. The weird bunch of video rentals in the front of that beaten out grocery store down the street was better than Blockbuster.

Men should be allowed to wear enormous hats like this

cheeseburger so good you forget that you’re driving

Are there great classic Archie comics stories? I tend to think of Archie comics as a sort of uniform substance outside of the weird licensed evangelical stuff. Is there an Archie version of “This Man … This Monster” or stuff that fans all agree is the right place to start with 20th century Archie?

I’ve added a Monorail ride to the Twitch stream, so if lack of mass transport was what was keeping you from taking a look, then great news !

This ad is an Intel ad for MILITARY HARDWARE featuring original Patrick Nagel artwork. The mind reels

Jaime Hernandez where can I buy these shirts

My child has made up a treat called “barbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands

Swan boy throwing heaters right now

Battle it out with over 60 selectable fighters from across the Dostoevskyverse

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for Klax.

Turns out my dog looks like a baby bat

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

I like to think about Dino De Laurentiis producing both FLASH GORDON (1980) and DUNE (1984) and thinking about them as basically two at-bats of the same movie.

Unique value proposition

Nissan Al Gaib over here

i may or may not have something here

I gotta wonder if part of the American enthusiasm for pizza is that for a lot of folks it’s the only way we eat fresh bread.

Charlotte Rampling’s performance in Zardoz is the most grounded aspect of the movie. She brings a strange gravitas to a movie that could easily tip into total absurdity. She's the live action actor in an almost muppet-like cast.

If you wanted to watch a little 8 bit robot guy navigate a maze and watch some audio only robot wrestling, well now is your chance! I’m streaming at twitch.tv/joeatworld It doesn’t really have a beginning or an end but it does have televisions with spider legs

David Andertainment Buster

Turns out Circus Caper for the NES was real and not a Candle Cove thing like I assumed : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_...

These days, building construction technology has advanced enough so that there are sophisticated dampening systems you can incorporate to prevent your heights from wuthering

So apparently I’m into Curling now

Here is the groovy theme song for THE GREEN SLIME (1968) youtu.be/vwrhOd9Do2A?...

Oh my god is this the Smurfs?

It turns out I want Warhammer 40K, but instead of wars and space fascists I want a bunch of nice little guys all doing their very best.

Just put up a FREE Patreon post about the pleasures of reading Proust for the first time. www.patreon.com/posts/surpri...

The long-distance speed skaters should be allowed to use Mario Kart-esque items. Sorry, I know there are a lot of other things going on, but it's true.

First day where it seems at all plausible that spring might actually happen this year.

"you're only knitting those hats to make your politics visible" hell yeah sounds cool lol

You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl

I kinda like that Glen A Larson made a Las Vegas episode of both Buck Rogers and Battlestar Galactica. If they had lived long enough, I like to think that Automan and Mannimal would have gone to Vegas eventually, too. Knight Rider, of course, is always in the Vegas of our hearts.

The line between KISS and Syd and Marty Kroft is finer than I first assumed

I really want to see a Ben Kingsley Salieri

I’ve gotten in the habit of placing holds on audiobooks in Libby as soon as i hear about a new book i want to listen to, even if i’m in the middle of something else, so it throws a weird monkey wrench into my process when it turns out the book is just immediately available.