(to the tune of Cake’s “Short Skirt/Long Jacket” a song I resent even knowing) I want a meal with some king crab and formed liiiiiiime jello

there is a man playing Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” on tuba at the Canal subway please send help

early computers did her dirty, Thelma looks like late period Nancy Pelosi from The Complete Cross-Stitch, Thelma R. Newman)

I had to research Wuthering Heights adaptations because of the horny newest one and turns out MTV gave it their Shakespeare treatment in 2003 where Heath is a musician More important; Jim Steinman produced and scored so Cate and Heath’s ‘song’ they write together is Sisters of Mercy’s “More”

I’m assisting a discussion/Q&A this coming Tuesday with Jörg Buttgereit, director of NEKROMANTIK, SCHRAMM, etc. so far just testing the connect I learned he’s a big Doris Wishman fan, & he learned @muscledistribution.bsky.social is premiering the DILDO HEAVEN resto soon should be a fun time

for any homies headed to Tokyo this October

reading the one headline like the Saturday Night Live intro: “Children….LIVE, after death!”

something worse than gentrification is happening on my street

Happy birthday, Paul.

When I learned that Koichi Sakamoto (Steve Wang's DRIVE and THE GUYVER 2), one of my favourite action choreographers working today, wrote a book called HOLLYWOOD ACTION! THE JACKIE CHAN CHALLENGE (1996) about his time on no-budget action movies, I had to find a copy... So I could scan and share it!

someone outside my street blasting a happy hardcore remix of Marky Mark’s “Good Vibrations” - what does this omen auger

stupid fucking Melania ruining my ‘Issey Miyake A Un campaign’ Halloween idea

Join us for a jam packed day of food, drinks, and laughter at the newly born-again community space Ridgewood Commons on Saturday, September 20th from 5 PM - 11 PM Bring a friend, bring your kids, bring your neighbors!!! Spread the word and check it out! #nycevents #nyc #mutualaid

Y'all got herpes at the Ren Faire, do not even try me

If you see a place in the states that the English menu refers to salchichas/hotdog as “weenie” you have to get the Torta there bc it’s guaranteed to be good

“But I have something to say to *you* - when you mentioned Best Picture, why didn’t you mention DILDO HEAVEN?”

98.3 CAN’T

got in a book of North Korean propaganda posters they’re all very straightforward except this one - the dark eagle is the US? And…writing will keep it away from the baby? But it just says “NO!” and the layout suggests ‘DO NOT TOUCH THAT TOY KID’

CALLOUT POST: LOCAL HARASSER Sterling & 6th Deli Would not let anyone by without head butting, persistent pawing without permission, vocal assault when trying to leave BE WARNED

The ones we got are annoying enough already - push em towards opera or off Broadway or something

Please join us for a special evening of rarely-screened short films, a live score, special guests, zines, plus free beer and mineral water! Come support true independent filmmaking. Hope to see you there. 🎬🖤🗽

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what I’m remembering today is that I’ve been in NYC a quarter century

Feel like this one finally got topped.

anybody want to do a group costume of Kate Bush in ‘Wuthering Heights’ with video delay

new WUTHERING HEIGHTS overdosing the horniness for a famously sexless book

my friend Darren said all AI sounds like Crow’s Rutherford B. Hayes report; he’s right

in the 80s women’s shoulders could not be wide enough

Sat, Sept 13: DarkRoom in the Bronx. FREE RSVP! www.eventbrite.com/e/afh-presen...

there’s a German auction of original Esprit store furniture designed by Ettore Sottsass so if someone could lend me 2m euro thanks www.ht-kg.de/project/espr...

Nothing has ever been given to workers by management gratis, especially dignity

this is the closest I come to restoring a classic car

I joke about watching T2 so much as a kid I broke the VHS tape, but yesterday in Chapter 2 of MOCK UP ON MU I instantly clocked the Sarah Connor As Her Body Is Incinerated Holding A Fence Nuclear Nightmare Scream buried deep in the audio mix, surprising even myself

My mom sent this from the UK; I’m internally hearing “what’s awl this then” in the heaviest NJ accent

Happy birthday Anthony Wong; if you haven’t seen him in THE MISSON (or BEAST COPS go treat yourself to him playing only a partly-piece-of-shit guy instead of 1000% go for broke asshole, all of which and more he excels at

my bitch are you literally waving a finger at bare minimum 100 million people lol

We're BACK at @nitehawkcinema.bsky.social Prospect Park for another edition of PRE-CODE PARADE, me and Cristina's celebration of Hollywood's steamy, seamy soundie past! Although I couldn't get a gorilla suit in time, I hope to see you all tonite because we're in the BIG THEATER this time!!

Cindy Crawford X Kow Yokoyama is the kind of fever dream combination that could only be brought to life by the Japanese bubble economy. Yokoyama’s Two Factory artbook has photos and behind the scenes photos from the making of this campaign.

watched NEW JACK CITY for the first time and appreciate the overt background chatter throughout, especially ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɴ ᴍᴀɴ, I’ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ! during Nino’s capture m.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-a...

Thrilled to say we’re handling North American theatrical distribution for the new restorations of legendary director Hisayasu Satō’s RE-WIND (CELLULOID NIGHTMARES), LOVE LETTER IN THE SAND, and LUSTMORD. Now available for theatrical bookings, just in time for Halloween… www.muscle-distribution.com

I don’t know what I expected visiting the creepy friend dot com ad page but

I appreciate people making a Simpsons bit into their master’s thesis youtu.be/yVmw3ZhdzEs?...

I’m founding La Société de THOT

walked into a bar last night and immediately clocked Hard Rock Zombies on the TV this is not a brag it’s asking some NYC Francis Dolarhyde to shove the Bergman boxed set at my eyes

It's todea

Such a good watch for so many reasons, and many of those reasons are Dirk Bogarde youtu.be/ebLvgj3k7-U?...

it’s pretty much what we did with the 9/11 memorial but cooler

I really need everyone not already tuned in to listen to Eros + Massacre; expertise underlying pure enthusiasm makes for wonderful deep dives podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...