General reviews of 4 perfumes I like, 2 of which I’m wearing :/

didn’t think Ace Ventura still had that kind of pull but

I was joking about what bad-pun menu drink Nitehawk will have for the Mandalorian movie, found out there’s a ‘viral’ baby yoda cocktail, and am now cracking myself up over people’s attempts

Just a fucking embarrassment. If you really wanted to appreciate and share old artforms, you'd just actually do that instead of using an actively harmful new technology to create digital jack-off loops built off plagiarized data out of still images.

I have never known a movie was filmed in Canada harder than seeing ‘GORD SUCKS’ graffiti in THE DEAD ZONE

Doing the Nembutsu but thinking of Willy Wonka instead of Amitābha Buddha in the hopes that I get reincarnated into some kind of Pure Candy Land.

My favorite horror star is the woman being dragged away, but she looks super pissed:

"Gays love doodads" is both true and a line from a 1931 song that uses outdated language to talk about sucking dick. And I stand by both uses.

I inherited Teacher Tone from my mom; it’s exactly like the Bene Gesserit Voice

Dee Dee Ramone jump scare.

I think 99% of the directors of the last 25 years could be culled and we should get new ones, sorry if this offends

what does instagram think I want

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

bsky.app/profile/askd... I think achewood is so good people can overlook onstad's status as one of the all-time webcomics arch bunglers, often initiating circumstances that would fit in the comic itself. This is a legit nightmare but it's also not entirely a surprise.

Incredible

you really need to see Joe in action to get the gist (also, one of the Four Winds henchmen, the one wearing the teeniest vest) would go on to star in @spectacletheater.com classic AMERICAN HUNTER) vimeo.com/1190356450?s...

Hunt’s Remedy: Beat The Shit Out Of Death (He’s Just A Skeleton)

still confused by this shirt

how am I supposed to make a proper Ohio Highball then

once again I must hand it to the NY Post nypost.com/2009/03/10/l...

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Catching those boos and cheers, I got the same warm feeling as hearing the first strains of summer freestyle blasting - the good times are coming

Teenage Gang Debs with Sandra Kane (Star), Casey Scott (Moderator) 🎬 Teenage Gang Debs Tuesday, June 2 Nitehawk Cinema In Person: Sandra Kane (Star), Casey Scott (Moderator)

this year, get her pre-whacked snakes

this music video = every 90s math textbook cover + 3 glasses of wine aunt on the dance floor youtu.be/vS2fsj_uOIU

If someone told me THE PYTHON HUNT was irl Whacking Day I would’ve been first in line

snek time

Edited a trailer for @spectacletheater.com kung fu western series DANCES WITH LAOWEI bonus if anyone can name that tune vimeo.com/1190356450

Re-round up every broccoli cut DOGE employee and slap em against the wall futurism.com/health-medic...

FYI: youtube is doing a shitty new tracking thing when you share links; if you copy and paste a link from there make sure you delete the ?si=[string of letters/numbers] at the end or it’ll track not only where you shared it, but who clicked through

DANGEROUSLY CLOSE dangerously slept on - we should’ve given this man double the budgets he had to work with youtu.be/sgYptS-vI3U

Crushed to read the news that Tony Stella has passed, a truly phenomenal and prolific artist, one of my absolute favorites

I am a spader head, but only watched the ridiculous stuff like TUFF TURF (school film w confusing class war) and JACK’S BACK (from the director of ROAD HOUSE, twin spaders solve new Jack The Ripper killings) I should treat myself to something classier

there’s some movies where the poster’s so good I almost don’t want to watch it & ruin things

appreciation post for this guy’s Elmo Oxygen fit

still so mad I let someone buy this out of my hands at the bookstore

Putting this out there for those who need it

debord summer

can someone who’s played resident evil tell me if it’s just gonna be ‘horrifying older woman’ again

This is about a sinkhole in Guangxi Province btw

Scored the True Stories book, and wanted to share the opening essay: “Empires in retreat get into some pretty weird stuff.”

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why would the most virile, manly administration demand literal soy boys

FINAL DESTINATION (2000, James Wong)

I hate this to go box

sorry

CHOTINER: There are claims you've been down too long in the midnight sea. HOLY DIVER: Who's saying that?