How close are we to that scene in RoboCop 2 where the news anchor just up and quits on-air?

Amazing statement from the chaplain of the MN Timberwolves, I’m guessing in response to the craven press release co-signed by so many local CEOs today (inc the Timberwolves!) calling for the “deescalation of tensions” here but refusing to assign any specific blame or even *mention* ICE / CBP

Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up. I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?

Time for my annual beat down from the zodiac crew! 🥹🐎 #TheBearMinimum

Grumbly boy

Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.

Nervous Rebel General, immediately after Leia puts the medal around Han’s and Luke’s necks: uhhhh, ok, can we get going now? Like RIGHT NOW? THEY KNOW WE’RE HERE and MAN are they PISSED

I’ve found it boys

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I did the thing and went places. I'll elaborate on my interpretation of the map legend in the alt text. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

i cant take my bird feeders new hair cut seriously like look at him

Well, I can never drive my car ever again now.

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

2026 resolution: Get Derfed

News: "Local landlord told by ghost of business partner that he will be haunted by three ghosts for being greedy. Has the radical left gone too far? We reach out to the Senate minority leader for a response." Schumer: "We condemn the threats of violence coming from the radicals."

Vivi Lives is now available for digital download on my Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/s/8530c57b29

Rob Reiner is all the proof you need that Trump Derangement Syndrome is a product of common decency.

Jane's Chris Addiction

out of frame, Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse" plays as Bugs Bunny begins to saw through the I-beam

It's Michael Dorns birthday today, and Doctor Pulaski dispenses her usual brand of good advice #StarTrek #STPulaski #JellicoTrek

If you're a deer that was at MFF, at the Hyatt Regency, that went thru TSA Precheck at ORD Terminal 5 at 8:45am, you left your deer head base on the conveyor! I stood with it for 15 mins hoping you'd come back, then told a TSA agent what it was (+ how $$ it is) and they put it at their front desk 🙏

we love to be cloaked in darkness don’t we folks

"Now, surely you meant 'atrium'? The Inner Atrium?" "I said what I said."

Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/

In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday

My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news] Me: … Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum? Mom: yeah

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown!

The Quarx Brothers: Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto

THIWWTFHIIOTICHSIWFWFMIG! (Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)

Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.

you fucking what

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Dungeness & Dragons

the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight

"Do you even sniff, bro?"

Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.

Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!

Once again lamenting how unfair it is that wild animals have such boopable snoots.

You know the assignment. #theillustratedrat

No screenshot of the official police log post for this one, but maybe that’s ok

Just gonna make my own movie to muddle things up even more: The Hill that Houses the Haunt