If you're a deer that was at MFF, at the Hyatt Regency, that went thru TSA Precheck at ORD Terminal 5 at 8:45am, you left your deer head base on the conveyor! I stood with it for 15 mins hoping you'd come back, then told a TSA agent what it was (+ how $$ it is) and they put it at their front desk 🙏

we love to be cloaked in darkness don’t we folks

"Now, surely you meant 'atrium'? The Inner Atrium?" "I said what I said."

Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/

In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday

My mom: [telling me various horrible things from the news] Me: … Me: wanna see a groundhog eating a plum? Mom: yeah

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown!

The Quarx Brothers: Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto

THIWWTFHIIOTICHSIWFWFMIG! (Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)

Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.

you fucking what

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

Dungeness & Dragons

the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight

"Do you even sniff, bro?"

Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.

Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!

Once again lamenting how unfair it is that wild animals have such boopable snoots.

You know the assignment. #theillustratedrat

No screenshot of the official police log post for this one, but maybe that’s ok

Just gonna make my own movie to muddle things up even more: The Hill that Houses the Haunt

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (another police log strip crashing the party)

Old reposts of some werewolves for Halloween as the temperature drops. #transfur #tfeveryday #tfsky

Graveyard Surprise (Halloween Special) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

BOO! It's time for a RiffTrax Halloween sale. Get spooky savings to the tune of 15% off all week long: rifftrax.com/offers

*Boop!*

help, she is stealing halloween, stop her 😭

If you're going to sound like a ferengi in your "Feeeeemales don't like sci-fi", maybe pick a franchise whose existence doesn't hinge on two women - Lucille Ball and Bjo Trimble.

finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group

See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

Groans in response to one of my hacky jokes/puns.

At least that decade ended well, right?

The 'Burbs 2 is looking promising.

Talking about music again: I know some ppl rely a lot on playlists or mix video from youtube/spotify, I really recommend checking internet radios, you could be surprised and discover cool stuff! My personal fav is "Groove salad" from somafm.com

"Yyyyeah, hi. We notice that you've been closing the dumpster lid after throwing out your garbage. Did you get the memo from yesterday? Yyyyeah, see, we're no longer closing that lid. So if you could just run outside real quick and open it back up, that would be great. M'kay? Thaaanks."

The Sword in the Stone #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Excuse me?

Protest sign design is my passion.

seagull

The five boroughs: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Brokkyn, Queens and... Bro D.

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

"I'm here to eat oranges and change clothes. Looks like I'm all out of clothes. Is there a problem, officer?"

I’m seeing articles about “coffee badging”, where employees start their work day at home, commute to the office long enough to badge in & have a cup of coffee to satisfy their employer’s be-at-the-office requirements, then drive home and finish their work day there. Anyway, new fursona just dropped.

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.