Summon Dog I (level 1) Somatic components: open (or just crinkle) a plastic bag. Alternately, start doing any sort of work around the house Result: a large dog will appear. It will not do anything useful.

Guys, I've got it: boba for old people! Instead of tapioca, just put in little balls of psyllium fiber. Someone please get on this. A... friend needs to poop normally.

Borzois were originally bred to get the last chips out of pringles cans, as shown here.

Yes, that is me getting gibbed, and yes, this did actually happen in-game. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

I was inspired.

What the hell did seed oil do? Stop ganging up on seed oil! I got yo' back, seed oil!

Me playing a videogame: I believe I will put all my points into stealth. Every boss in the game: There he is!

Slightly increase a band Aphex Triplet

Squeakos buying our games: I love you all

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

inspired by a friend's skeet: how the Peanuts characters would respond to the Kobayashi Maru test Charlie Brown: accidentally self-destructs his own ship trying to raise shields to go into the neutral zone Linus: Cheerfully, nobly sacrifices self, crew, ship

Knife rat 🐀🔪 @cowcatgames.com #CelsiusStrays #fanart

I just backed SCURRY: Tails of the Wasteland - River Rat Blues on Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/mac...

Fops tireded. Boop snoot to reboot.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

Seems like kind of an underhanded tactic, but they do say, "All's fair in love and war."

Don’t mean to be an alarmist, but lately Trump has been showing signs of being exactly the person he’s always been.

little team logo update!

Commission for @lebontoutou.bsky.social ~ Rats off to you!!!

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Asking if Trump is a fascist is like asking if Jesus is a Christian. Like, TECHNICALLY the answer is no, but you've missed the point.

Anyways..... Trans Rights are Human Rights. And HP was never really that great.

GUY: "Hey, babe, do those legs go all the way up?" GAL: (sighs and pouts) "No." (lifts up skirt to reveal nothing but empty space above the knees) *static* #asdfmoviefanfic

Rats exhibit *freudensprung* (joy jumps) when they win, just like I did when reading this great article www.science.org/content/arti...

With bruxes and boggles from #Ratville. #theillustratedrat #WorldRatDay

HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY EVERYONE!!! I had to draw one of my fav recent rat pics from @shadowtherat.bsky.social 🐀💛

for TDOV, here's my shop! the best thing you could do is either toss a tip/donation my way, or repost so others can see my work who might wanna buy some so we can cover rent! we're still short, seg's paychecks are getting docked lately and it's really hurting #bsnm #tdov #mutualaid 💜🐉🎉🏳️‍⚧️

Starting to see cute little smart cars everywhere on my commutes to/from work. Nature is healing.

Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.

That look you get when you realize your team will get more wins than it deserves, but never as many as it desires.

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

the worst part of going bald has to be letting go of your ratatouille fantasy

I don't have any time for a morality that gets bent out of shape over what consenting adults do with each other, or what substance choices reasonably-well-informed adults make. But a sense of morality that says you should be a pariah if you do insider trading on war-action betting? Hell yeah

I've said it before, and I'll say it ad nauseam: "Spring Ahead" needs to happen at 4 PM on a Friday.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

I'm so overwhelmed by all the rattos situation that I'm considering to not even open commissions in March... I have reserves for this, but I feel insecure using them... So, would you help me with my Ko-fi? ko-fi.com/ratgroundpear Even sharing is very welcome!

a mundane curse #comic

n5md.bandcamp.com/track/metro-... Bandcamp embedding, you say? Found this track on soma.fm in their n5MD stream and had to pick it up.

There’s one simple reason everyone should support this: It would Happen the day this was announced.

i included this in my syllabi this year

new distracted boyfriend meme just dropped

so much “political” reporting is an endless stream of “Otis. P. Dickhead has demonstrated many times that he’s dumb as a box of rocks and never speaks in good faith. We talked to him to get to the core of his ideas”

love is stored in the rat happy valentine's :) #rats #art

With all the literal horror happening in this world, if a person thinking, "I'm this gender but it would make me happy to be another gender" is at the top of your list of things to be freaked out about, please transition to sanity.

Michael Palin voice: "Frightened rodents living in trees afraid of the dominant life form is no basis for a system of government!"