my favorite animal? the cigarette. my favorite instrument? the cigarette. my favorite food? the cigarette. my favorite vice? mcdonalds large diet coke.

I drove right underneath the craft as it crossed over the road right by the Sunoco gas station located on the Gambrill road exit ramp.

fat transgender chuds in YOUR area

i timed my caffeine for the ideal masking window and now it’s delayed. i will have a reasonable reaction to this

might get bottom surgery just to get my hog tatted up fr

balls darby … we meet again

im going to ihop and ordering off the secret menu. the meal is called the "old yeller." they take you out back and shoot you point blank.

permission to go beastmode sir

not allowed to kms on tdov not allowed to kms on tdov not a

poised….

really cool that TDOV is the day before rent is due. smh

Trans Day Of Give Money To Trans People Please Thanks

strange worm in the bed

if you don’t like my stupid wine mom suburbanite craft i’ll really do it this time

(after making art, admiring) maybe life is worth living (before and during) i should be smeared across the sidewalk by a giant boot

is anyone into in hurting me violent style or do i have to do everything myself

who’s oomf is this… miss Balls Darby

uhhhhhhhhhh

my fondest MEAT brush

made a pretty sexy breakfast sandwich out of shit in the fridge #neverkillyourself

your girl is busy fucking my folds sorry

my favorite hobby? glorifying obesity

i love being fat i can buy up all the secondhand carhartt string bean dudes can’t even hold up with both hands and a belt

even an ironic gif hurts me spiritually

damn girl i’d

is that your larger kill radius or are you just happy to see me?

few joys compare to walking into a “nice” restaurant in my dirty workboots and raggedy shop clothes. witness me softhanded swine

Otherworldly sunset through the Costco cart return door

horrible little beast slept directly on my upper chest & face for 2+ hours last night and then licked my mouth. when will justice be served

BOWL CUT BUSH

is that a cicada in your pocket or is your clit freaking outtttttttt

music is kinda like art in podcast from

there is so much evil in the world. do your part- edge a cute girl till she cries

Buddy, they won't even let me fork the unidentified mechanical device.

send in the clowns

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

American Grill Doll

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

don’t make me tap the sign

at least we live in the universe where lin manuel miranda is cis

THIS IS THE FREE STATE OF TRANSAS, YOU FUCKING PUNKERS

IT IS THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE A GAY PERSON AT AN EVIL CLUB WHERE YOU ARE COMITTING MURDER AND DANCING AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, YOU ARE IN A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE LIGHTS ON YOUR FACE AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WELCOME TO THE NEW ALBUM BY THE BAND HEALTH

The whole collection is cool in a deeply upsetting way www.angustsui.com/404-safety-n...

Buying this and storing all my important documents in it.

we all be profen from time to time

no one likes my ideas

You should be able to drive a car through the middle of a website

reading the kathleen hannah biopic and it’s fantastic and also making my mental state even worse