music is kinda like art in podcast from

there is so much evil in the world. do your part- edge a cute girl till she cries

Buddy, they won't even let me fork the unidentified mechanical device.

send in the clowns

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

American Grill Doll

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

don’t make me tap the sign

at least we live in the universe where lin manuel miranda is cis

THIS IS THE FREE STATE OF TRANSAS, YOU FUCKING PUNKERS

IT IS THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE A GAY PERSON AT AN EVIL CLUB WHERE YOU ARE COMITTING MURDER AND DANCING AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, YOU ARE IN A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE LIGHTS ON YOUR FACE AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WELCOME TO THE NEW ALBUM BY THE BAND HEALTH

The whole collection is cool in a deeply upsetting way www.angustsui.com/404-safety-n...

Buying this and storing all my important documents in it.

we all be profen from time to time

no one likes my ideas

You should be able to drive a car through the middle of a website

reading the kathleen hannah biopic and it’s fantastic and also making my mental state even worse

she let me hit because she's euthanizing me tomorrow

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

they should invent friday the 13th flash that i like

i wish i had a tower or dungeon to brood in but the best i can do is the toilet

who are these people

important things happening in the house group chat

i’m pressing the good stuff lever

never kill yourself a hot trans guy could venmo you 50$ for the dragon bong

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

trying to make art rn feels like coughing baby vs nuclear warhead

Listen. You can mald all you want about BTC crashing, or you can man up right now and buy Charlie Coin which is currently surging. Your call, liberal

she spread excel on my sheets til my micro is soft

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

a knight who was once a witch

50 dollar dragon bong please save me

your taxes pay for your girlfriend’s service weapon so it’s basically already yours

im a slimer sun and creamer rising

boobs are awesome. or terrible. whichever is more politically correct these days

fat dickless and bald no one want me fr

baby update: still baby

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

year of the whorese

a forge is a bomb that loves you

the CIA disseminated wiping front-to-back propaganda

Once I snort cocaine off a thot (ironic)'s pussy its over for you chasers

they should invent a pizza that i have. like one thats in my possession or my inventory storage or sometbing

idk

remember: if you’re getting the urge to fed post, the walls of a public bathroom are unsurveilled and will reach more people

there has never been a time in my entire life where i was like "damn if only there were fewer immigrants my life would be easier." that has never been a "concern" for me. the way our stupid hitler country talks about this stuff is so crazy making