thank god they put sunglasses on you at the dentist. otherwise they’d see my eyes crossing and rolling back when she forcefully wedges tools in my mouth

YEEEEEEOWCH

i need a grand piano to crash down on me in a gender affirming way

shot a man in Roku City just to watch him die

Goblin army from Labyrinth ‘86

scanning you with my wife scanner, not picking up any signs of wife

i’m evil now. i hope you can all accept my truth. as me but evil.

time+heat+scrolling tongs

perpetual bruh moment

trying a new recipe is so fun you spend 30+ grocery store dollars for something okay that you have to massively edit and maybe it will be good next time

midway through torchworking a steel rose

lox bagel iv drip

it’s the biggest, stupidist party, and everyone is invited

The amazing Ham-Powered Man. He gets the ham, and he's off!

the suicide vest stays on during sex

the hot new trend: gen z is “unaliving themselves loony tunes style”

chaser?! i hardly know ‘er!

the egg comes first. because i respect women.

dickshooter idaho

I fucking knew it.

can bisexual men try a different kind of boot or does it only have to be that one

i’m going on the dark web to find stolen library cards

dinner tonight had no protein i need to go down a wild elk with my teeth

Another glorious shot of the underside of the refinery from ALIEN (1979). I like to imagine that the towers are doing the refining and the finished product is stored in these domes, which can be detached and moved to where they're needed, or attached to other ships.

we're not pretty enough to deserve help. we just need to back the winner. where is our fucking vape

all of these federal judicial decisions feel like stopgaps until the supreme court declares us unpeople but they are good to see and any roadblocks we can put up in front of the regime are worthwhile open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

actually kinda relaxing to see a good old fashioned jewel heist in this time of crypto rugpulls ape jpegs and other such tech based scams. feels good to know that good honest capital c Crime is alive and well and living among us.

some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism

i’m a proud nerdfucker

its too late. ive already depicted myself as the kindly meemawjak and u as this tray of assorted chuds

helping my wife win the boss fight by bouncing cheek in her peripheral

having a very T4T friday- pregaming while i watch her play bloodborne and then we’re going to the goth club

getting the shit kicked out of me while the Twin Peaks theme song plays

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The ɅɅitch (2025)

flossing as a constructive self harm alternative

seriously considering a huge scalp tattoo just to feel anguish that i’m in control of experiencing

i would ask if anyone has found healthy coping mechanisms but you’re all here posting so that negates the premise

sorry i don’t post here much. i really don’t have much to say that isn’t just pure despair and i don’t think anyone needs more of that.

pussy from a girl with a dick

happy fiber optic friday

FOUND THIS IN MY SONS ROO M WHAT IS IT. SHOUKD I BE CONCERNED

chopping up and snorting a line of dill

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre. In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."

every democrat in national media: i feel like the white charlie kirk